Posted 06 October 2011 - 03:03 AM
Though I am a guy, i would love to have Alice's Dress, The Mad Hatter, March Hare, White Rabbit (Monical Helmet!), the Queen of hearts (Not the Red Queen) and other such items as armor, maybe as alternates! Sword could be different renditions of the Vorpal Blade. A double edged executioner ax, for the queen desires more heads! And of course Flamingos for Hoes, croquet isn't the only thing they are good for! Shovel you say, I dare challenge you to make them Cards on a Stick! Chickens? No such thing my dear Alice, only the Dodo birds thrive! Cow you dare interject, I am perplexed by your understanding of these Mock Turtles? Sheep well what else but a oyster waiting of multiple colors wait to be plucked from their shell! A hatch no I think you mean a rabbit hole! Bone meal never heard of it, makes stuff grow, I doubt that only cakes do that dear Alice. A pumpkin no, no I believe you saw Cheshire he comes and goes, sometimes within the same moment. A melon filled with juices you say, NO IT MUST BE TEA, stuff comes out of it? Tea cups, that's elementary Alice.Ghast, what is that? Oh my thats a jabberwock better stay away from that one. Zombie you mean the Queen's Clubs! Spiders no no my dear Bandersnatchs, deadly, and in some cases poisonous when bit. Skeletons? Archers? Ahh the Queen's Diamonds. Endermen, such an odd name I believe you mean Spades? A red rose it is not, ordered it was but wrong it is, they are but white roses poorly painted over. Yellow roses now who on earth ordered those, I think some one is about to lose their head, psst I think it is the king, never could please the Queen. Squids, quite not they are the Duchess's Messengers, the fish or frog. Pig, ahh the Ducthess's Son he does look nice in his miniature suit.
Well that is a lot of my knowledge of Alice and her adventures underground, enjoy my ideas if you wish!