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THIS PACK IS NOT DEAD , RIGHT NOW I'M WORKING ON ADDING MOD SUPPORT, IT SHOULD BE FINISHED SOON.

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(If you want to find out the latest updates on this texture pack
I would suggest looking at my status but the Magic Board of Text is fine too)

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

THE BLOCKS

MOBS

WORLDS

CHANGE LOG

HISTORY

UPCOMING FEATURES

TERMS OF USE

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INTRODUCTION

HI THIS IS STEVEN AND THANKS FOR LOOKING AT THIS PAGE, THIS IS MY FIRST TEXTURE PACK I'VE EVER MADE. I MADE THIS PACK BECAUSE I GOT TIRED OF THE
RPG PACKS I ALWAYS USED TO PLAY AND INSTEAD WANTED TO MAKE THE GAME WACKY AND FUN, I REALLY AM NOT TRYING TO RIPOFF MORE CREEPS AND WEIRDOS, IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MODS. I HAVE SPENT FIVE MONTHS WORKING ON THIS AND I AM CONSTANTLY
UPDATING THIS EVERY WEEK. NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THE BLOCKS!

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THE BLOCKS:


BOMBMASTER- THIS IS A CREATURE THAT IS BORN FROM SAND AND GUNPOWDER, IT DOESN'T LIKE THE HEAT AND HAS A BAD TEMPER. SOME SAY THIS CREATURE IS RELATED TO THE CREEPER BECAUSE OF IT'S HISSING BUT NO ONE KNOWS FOR SURE.


GOBSIDIAN- THIS IS A CREATURE THAT IS BORN WHEN WATER LANDS ON LAVA, IT IS HINTED TO COME FROM ANOTHER REALM BUT NOBODY KNOWS. IT IS EXTREMELY STUBBORN AND STRONG AND DOESN'T LIKED TO BE MOVED BUT IF YOU USE A DIAMOND PICKAXE YOU CAN FORCE IT. IT DOESN'T MIND TO BE STACKED AND REALLY DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL.


THE WISE ONE / GLOWMAN- A QUITE INTELLIGENT BEING, BUT....HE NEVER TALKS. YOU CAN FIND HIM IN THE REALM OF FACES AND HARVEST HIM FOR GLOWSTONE. HE DOESN'T MIND.... HE NEVER MINDS.....


DUKE BLOCK- THIS IS A BLOCK WAS IN A CRAPPY VIDEOGAME THAT SPENT YEARS TO IN DEVELOPMENT AND NOW HE IS SILENT OUT OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND HE'S WORRIED THAT THE DEVELOPERS ARE GOING TO MAKE OTHER GAMES WITH HIM IN IT.


SUN- HAPPY AND CAREFREE, THE SUN ENJOYS SEEING PLAYERS BUILDING THINGS AND WATCHING GREIFERS BLOW UP CRAP. HE ALSO HAS TO WEAR SUNGLASSES TO PROTECT HIM FROM BEING BLINDED BY THE MOON.


MOON- DEPRESSED AND MELLOW, THE MOON REALLY DOESN'T LIKE BEING.... WELL THE MOON. HE HAS TO WATCH CREATURES DESTROY THINGS EVERY NIGHT AND PLAYERS NEVER WANT TO BE WITH HIM BECAUSE THEY USUALLY GO TO BED.


SHOCK BLOCK- FOUND IN THE REALM OF FACES, THIS BLOCK IS QUITE THE FAN OF THE EARTHBOUND/MOTHER SERIES..... PK TELEPORT!


ONION MAN- THIS BLOCK LOOKS DEPRESSED BUT REALLY IT'S BECAUSE THE REALM OF FACES HAS A DISTINCT ONION LIKE SMELL THAT IS SO STRONG THAT IT CAN MAKE YOU CRY AFTER YOU LEAVE.


ROCK BLOCK- THIS BLOCK IS USED FOR BRIDGES IN THE NETHER, HE'S BEEN HERE FOR OVER 9,000 YEARS AND HATES IT WHEN PEOPLE WALK ON HIM.


THE NEAL BLOCK- THIS BLOCK IS CRAFTED OUT OF NINE DIAMONDS AND IT IS..... DIFFERENT ACTUALLY....... I WOULDN'T GET NEAR IT.




NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM- YOU CAN FIND THESE OLD CONSOLES UNDERGROUND, QUICKLY SMASH THEM FOR YOUR DIAMOND/NINTENDIUM NEEDS.


E.T. THE VIDEOGAME- YOU CAN ONLY FIND THESE BURIED CARTRIDGES IN DESERTS HOWEVER I WOULDN'T SUGGEST USING THEM THOUGH. (THE PIT IS ANNOYING)


MARIO BLOCKS- I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THIS IS


PUMPKIN- IT'S...... JUST A PUMPKIN........ IT MIGHT BE BASED OFF OF SOMETHING THOUGH.


UNAMUSED EMO BLOCK- THIS BLOCK LISTENS TO LINKIN PARK AND IS NOT PART OF THIS SYSTEM.


FANCY EVIL SNOWMAN HEAD OF DOOM- THIS DUDE IS PISSED OFF, FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS. LOSING HIS BODY IS ONE OF THEM. HE LIKES TO EAT RANDOM THINGS AND SPIT THEM OUT AT MOBS FOR FUN. THIS DUDE IS ONE SLAPPY CHAP.


SHMEEP BRAND GRIDDLE MASTER MICROWAVE-THIS IS THE BEST MICROWAVE ON EARTH, MADE OUT OF DURABLE BLOCKS OF COBBLESTONE IT WILL WITHSTAND A NUCLEAR BLAST... OR CAUSE ONE ITSELF. (Warning:Shmeep Brand Food Co. Does not guarantee that all food cooked with this product will not be ionized by the powerful electromagnetic waves)


THE CHESTMASTER- THESE ARE PEACEFUL CREATURES THAT DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING... EXCEPT FOR EATING. I WOUDN'T USE IT FOR A CHEST... BUT YOU CAN TRY.


COLORBLIND STONE- THE HUMAN BRAIN CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE COLOR OF COLORBLIND STONE, SO IT JUST MAKES UP A COLOR. THUS CAUSING A VERY RANDOM ORE.


ENCHANTING FOR DUMMIES- LEARN HOW TO ENCHANT THINGS, WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY 16 DOLLARS A MONTH TO BLIZZARD.


COSPLAY BOX- RELIVE THOSE AWKWARD MEMORIES AT COMIC-CON WITH THIS MAGICAL BOX OF AWESOME... LET'S JUST HOPE THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD COSTUME.


MP3 PLAYER- THIS ITEM/BLOCK RUNS IS CONSTRUCTED OUT OF A MODDED 8 TRACK PLAYER AND IT RUNS ON THE ADVANCED SOUND PROCESSER OF THE PANASONIC 3DO, IT DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL AND MOST OF THE TIME IT WILL JUST SHOOT OUT YOUR DISKS.


THE GUARDIANS- THESE ALIEN BLOCKS ARE BENT ON PROTECTING THE RAINBOW DIMENSION AND WILL NEVER LET YOU PAST... UNLESS YOU FEED THEM RAINBOW EYES.
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MOBS


COOLCRAFT DAVE/ THE PLAYER- A MAN THAT PUNCHES TREES AND IS SO STRONG THAT HE WAS ONCE ABLE TO PUNCH SHEEP AND HAVE THEIR WOOL FLY OFF. HE RUNS ON BACON AND DRINKS ENERGY TANKS. A COOL MAN IF I EVER SAW ONE.


FLOATING FACES- THESE GUYS LIVE IN THE REALM OF FACES, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GOT HERE AND HAVE A QUITE LOW INTELLIGENCE, DON'T HIT THEM THOUGH.


LAZOR MEN- BWAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


THE NOODLE MASTER- THE NOODLE MASTER HAS SPENT OVER 9,000 YEARS HERE TRYING TO MAKE THE WORLDS MOST PERFECT RAMEN BOWL. THE ONION SMELL WORKS GREAT FOR THE NOODLES AND HELPS WITH THE FERMENTING PROCESS. IF YOU GET ANY WHERE NEAR HIM, IT MESSES UP THE CAREFULLY BALANCED NATURAL FLAVORS AND PISSES HIM OFF... DON'T PISS HIM OFF.


FANCY CHAP- THIS IS AN UNDEAD BRITISH HUNTER THAT ONLY HUNTS BLOCKY HUMANS ........WATCH OUT!


INSANITY WOLF AND COURAGE WOLF- THESE WOLFS ARE BADASSES, THEY KILL SHEEP FOR FUN, EAT BACON ONLY, AND DESTROY ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO HURT THEM. IF YOU GET A BONE YOU CAN TAME THEM AND TURN THEM INTO COURAGE WOLVES AND THEN MAKE THEM SLAUGHTER AT YOUR COMMAND.


SPACE COW- THESE UNKNOWN CREATURES CAME FROM THE META GALAXY AND ARE EXTREMELY PEACEFUL. THEY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE COWS BUT SOMETHING IS UP WITH THEM... I JUST KNOW IT...


DISEASED SPACE COW- THIS SPACE COW IS EVEN STRANGER WITH POISONOUS FUNGI SPROUTING OUT PORES IN HIS BACK. MILKING IT WITH A BOWL GIVES YOU AN UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE.


THE SLENDER MAN- THIS GUY HUNTS CHILDREN AND GUYS WITH CAMERAS, HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE OPERATOR AND HIS MISSION IS TO TRY GETTING HIS 20 DOLLARS BACK. HOWEVER IF YOU END UP KILLING HIM HE'LL DROP HIS 20 DOLLARS AS A REWARD. (HE WON'T ACTUALLY DIE THOUGH.... HE NEVER DIES )


TROLL FACE CREEPERS- TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO (This idea was suggest by the awesome NuclearDemon)


EVIL GINGERBREAD MAN- THESE GUYS LIVE IN CANDY FORTRESSES AND EAT HUMANS (If you know where this texture is from you are truly awesome)


LONGCAT/EVIL LONGCAT OF DOOM- THIS CAT FOR SOME REASON HATES MEMEPACKS AND TEXTURE PACKS IN GENERAL. IT ALSO HAS AN EXTREME DISLIKE FOR POORLY WRITTEN CAPS LOCK DESCRIPTIONS... YOU BETTER WATCH OUT HE'S GONNA BE PISSED.... WAIT ISN'T TACGNOL THE BAD ONE?!?!... WELL WHATEVER


ROCKET CAT- THIS WACKY CAT WAS CREATED BY A FAILED GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT AND A CONVENIENTLY TITLED FORUM BUSINESS, IT RUNS ON TROUT YOGURT AND DOESN'T NORMALLY WORK HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TOO AND MOST OF THE TIME IT WILL GLITCH OUT AND JUST RUN THE HELL AWAY.


NYAN CAT- NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN


GCAT- HE DOESN'T SEEM TO GIVE A SH-T ABOUT ANYTHING, WELL WHATEVER ATLEAST IT WILL FOLLOW YOU.


CHEEZEBURGER CAT-THIS CAT FOLLOWS YOU HOPING YOU WILL GIVE IT A CHEEZEBURGER... BUT HE ONLY EATS FISH... MAYBE HE KNOWS WHERE THEY CAME FROM.


AWESOME FACE- BALLA DA LI LA LA, SHA LA LA LA LA DI, BALLA DA LI LA LA, SHA LA LA LA DI!


BRO- HE HAS A.... STRANGE... OBSESSION WITH PUPPETS BUT HE IS STILL AN AWESOME FIGHTER.


ELEGY OF EMPTINESS SQUID- AAAAAH!!!! HOLY SH-T, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! WAIT THIS THING IS UNDERWATER!?!?! WE'RE SCREWED!


RAINBOW DASH- THIS ENDERDRAGON ALWAYS DRESSES IN STYLE! YOU WON'T FIND ANY CREEPY OR DEPRESSING FAN FICTIONS HERE! DESTROY THE MAIN SOURCE OF THE RAINBOW LAND AND ACHIEVE THE MAGIC GLUE BOTTLE!

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PLACES


THE REAL WORLD- Bright grass, neat landscape, and an abundance of animals, this place is a joy to frolic during the day, while during the night it is well ....watch out. It is also orbited by several different planets and objects.


THE REALM OF FACES- You can travel here by making a 4x5 frame out of Gobsidian and then lighting it with flint and steel, this place has a distinct onioney smell and has plenty of lava throughout. It is also inhabited by LAZOR MEN and Floating Faces.


CANDY FORTRESS- This place is full of gingerbread men that eat humans, it is full of stale candy and there's a library somewhere. I really wouldn't suggest going in here but if you do, you can find their sacred treasure (delicious fruit) and BECOME THE GUY.


THE RAINBOW LAND- Have you ever wondered why there are no rainbows in Minecraft... THAT'S BECAUSE RAINBOW DASH STOLE THEM ALL AND COMMANDS AN ARMY OF SLENDER MEN TO SEEK OUT BLOCKS THAT CAN BE CONVERTED INTO RAINBOW POWER AND TAKES NEAL BLOCKS AND USES THEM FOR THEIR RAINBOW ENERGY!!!!!!! TRUST ME I'VE SEEN IT!!!!!

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ITEMS

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BACON STRIPS- & BACON STRIPS & BACON STRIPS



TWINKIE- THIS SNACK IS FORMULATED OUT OF ROCKET FUEL AND THE 11 SECRET HERBS AND SPICES, IT CAN SURVIVE ALMOST ANY SITUATION AND IS PERFECT FOR A NUCLEAR FALLOUT. (I wouldn't eat it though) (WARNING: NUCLEAR BLAST WILL ENHANCE FLAVOR.)



DELICIOUS FRUIT- WAIT IT GOES UP!!!!! ARRRRGRGGRRRHHHH!!!!!!



MCRIB-LOOKS PRETTY NASTY... WAIT WHAT ARE THEY MADE OUT OF?!?!?!? HMM... MAYBE I COULD SELL THIS.



E-TANK- GET EQUIPPED WITH STOLEN SPRITES, WHEN YOU COMBINE 8 MARIO BLOCKS WITH A DELICOUS FRUIT YOU GET THE MOST REFRESHING ITEM IN THE UNIVERSE.



20 DOLLARS- THIS IS A WISE CRACKING BEING THAT IS USUALLY DROPPED WHEN A DRUNK SQUIRREL COMPLETES A TASK BUT DEFEATING THE SLENDERMAN WORKS WELL TOO.



LOLRUS'S BUKKIT- DON'T.... STEAL.... HIS..... BUKKIT.....



TROUT YOGURT- IT IS A GREAT DELICACY IN FOURSIDE, IT HAS ALL OF THOSE WONDERFUL FISHY FLAVORS WITHOUT THAT LINGERING STRAWBERRY TOFU TASTE



RAMBLIN EVIL MUSHROOMS- THESE MUSHROOMS ARE FOUND NATURALLY IN THE WILDERNESS. THEY CAME FROM ANOTHER GAME AND ARE NOW STUCK HERE... GIYGAS WILL NOT BE PLEASED.



RAINBOW EYE- THIS IS A DELECTABLE ITEM THAT IS THE MAIN DIET OF THE GUARDIANS. THEIR PURPOSE IS UKNOWN, BUT THEY HAVE A DISTINCT LIKING FOR STALE CANDY, WHICH WILL USUALLY LEAD YOU TO A CANDY FORTRESS.



CREEPER BED- GO TO SSSSSSSSLEEP


TROLL 2 CAKE- LOOK, IT'S JUST GOOD OLD COUNTRY HOSPITALITY! SEEMS LEGIT....


MP3 FILE- THESE REMIND OF SOMETHING... HMM...


B& HAMMER- STERN, BUT FAIR, HOPEFULLY.


SODA CANS- THESE CAN BE USED WITH "BREWING" STANDS TO PRODUCE MAGICAL ELIXIRS OF HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP AND CARBONATION.


HOLY HAND GRENADE- FIRST SHALL THY TAKE OUT THY HOLY PIN, THEN THOU SHALT COUNT TO THREE, NO MORE, NO LESS.


AWESOME FACE-


AFRO AND BUSINESS SUIT- YOU CAN GET THESE MYSTICAL ITEMS BY CREATING ARMOR OUT OF SPACE COW SKINS. IT'S PERFECT WHEN YOU WANT TO GO TO THE LOCAL SWIMMING POOL.


THE MEDALLION OF AWKWARD- THIS THING KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT A BIT... WHAT IS IT... A POORLY RECOLORED SONIC... AND WHY DOES IT SMELL FUNNY? YEAH I WOULDN'T WEAR IT


VEGETA ARMOR- YOU CAN GET THIS ARMOR FROM COSPLAY BOXES AND LONG CATS.


CHUCK NORRIS ARMOR- THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL ARMOR YOU CAN GET BY CRAFTING IT OUT OF NINTENDIUM/NORRISTEEL ORE.

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CHANGE LOG

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(I ONLY RECENTLY STARTED ADDING VERSION NUMBERS BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF THIS WAS GOING TO BE A FULL ON TEXTURE PACK OR NOT)

COOLCRAFTEN 2.0 CELEBRATION PIG ACTIVATED=

ADDED NEW ENDERDRAGON TEXTURE- RAINBOW DASH (Idea by SnowConez)
ADDED NEW SLIME TEXTURE- AWESOME FACE (Idea by SnowConez)
ADDED NEW LIBRARIAN VILLAGER TEXTURE- BRO (Idea by CalScratch)
ADDED NEW LEATHER ARMOR TEXTURE- BUSINESS SUIT WITH AFRO (Idea by NuclearDemon)
ADDED NEW GOLD CHESTPLATE TEXTURE- THE MEDALLION OF CREEPINESS (Idea by Purple_Lamplight)
ADDED NEW IRON ARMOR TEXTURE- VEGETA ARMOR/COSPLAY (Idea by SnowConez)
ADDED NEW DIAMOND ARMOR- CHUCK NORRIS ARMOR (Idea by SnowConez)
ADDED NEW RAW STEAK TEXTURE- RAW HAMBURGER (Idea by NuclearDemon)
ADDED NEW COOKED STEAK TEXTURE- CHEEZEBURGER (Idea by NuclearDemon
ADDED NEW RECORD TEXTURE- MP3 FILE (Idea by NuclearDemon)
ADDED NEW JUKEBOX TEXTURE- MP3 PLAYER (Idea by NuclearDemon
ADDED NEW GLASS BOTTLE TEXTURE- SODA CAN (Idea by Gandulf/SnowConez)
ADDED NEW SPLASH POTION TEXTURE- HOLY HAND GRENADE
ADDED NEW OCELOT TEXTURE- ROCKET CAT (Idea by SnowConez)
ADDED NEW SIAMESE CAT TEXTURE- NYAN CAT (Idea by SnowConez)
ADDED NEW TUXEDO CAT TEXTURE- GCAT (Idea by Calscratch)
ADDED NEW ROTTEN FLESH TEXTURE- MCRIB
ADDED NEW MOOSHROOM TEXTURE- DISEASED SPACE COW (Idea by EmCeeStanky)
ADDED NEW DRAGON EGG TEXTURE- MAGIC GLUE BOTTLE
ADDED NEW FIRECHARGE TEXTURE- LAZOR!
ADDED NEW GHAST TEAR TEXTURE- LAZORMAN'S EYE
ADDED NEW SNOW GOLEM FACE TEXTURE EASTER EGG
ADDED NEW CAKE TEXTURE- TROLL 2 CAKE
ADDED NEW CREEPER SOUNDS- TROLOLOLO SONG AND YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED (Idea by NuclearDemon)
ADDED NEW "13" SONG- GUNTHER- DING DONG SONG
ADDED NEW "CAT" SONG- THE CHARLIE DANIELS BAND- THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA
ADDED NEW "HAL1" SONG- DRUG SONG FROM MINECRAFT PSA "MUSHROOMS"
ADDED NEW "HAL2" SONG- YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED
ADDED NEW "HAL3" SONG- KEVIN MACLEOD- MERRY GO
ADDED NEW "HAL4" SONG- KEVIN MACLEOD- SPAZZMATICA POLKA
ADDED NEW "PIANO2" SONG- SCATMAN JOHN- SCATMAN
ADDED NEW ZOMBIE SMASHING DOOR SOUNDS- KOOL-AID MANS OOOOHH YEAAAH!!! (Idea by Ian)
ADDED NEW COOLCRAFT LANGUAGE PACK (It will soon support other languages such as memecraft,l33t, and homestuck) (Idea by SnowConez)

TWEAKED UPDATED ALL NEW TEXTURES TO BE IN THE PACK
TWEAKED RAINBOW EYE TO MAKE THEM MORE REALISTIC AND LESS CRAPPY
TWEAKED JUNGLE LEAVES TO MAKE THEM NON BIOME SUPPORTED
TWEAKED MADE THE BALL OF STEEL'S OUTLINE DARKER
TWEAKED ADDED LANGUAGE BUTTON
TWEAKED LILY PAD TO MAKE IT LOOK BETTER

FIXED VINE TEXTURE TRANSPARENCY ISSUES
FIXED LILY PAD TRANSPARENCY ISSUES
FIXED SPLENDORMAN'S SMILE TO ACTUALLY FIT
FIXED RAGE FACE NETHERWART TO NOT HAVE OVERLAPPING TEXTURES

1.90

ADDED NEW ZOMBIE TEXTURE- JACK THOMPSON
ADDED NEW BLAZE TEXTURE- THE NOODLE MASTER
ADDED NEW ROTTEN FLESH TEXTURE- SOYLENT GREEN
ADDED NEW NAME FOR THE COOLCRAFT GUY- DAVE
ADDED NEW COW TEXTURE- SPACE COW
ADDED NEW THE END THEME- THE RAINBOW LAND
ADDED NEW ENDERDRAGON TEXTURE- RAINBOW DAN / RAINBOW DRAGON
ADDED NEW ENDER EYE TEXTURE- RAINBOW EYE
ADDED NEW ENDER PORTAL BLOCK TEXTURE- THE PERMANENT GUARDIANS/ RAINBOW SAN
ADDED NEW ENDER PORTAL TEXTURE- RAINBOW PORTAL
ADDED NEW ENDER STONE BLOCK- RAINBOW STONE
ADDED NEW DISPENSER TEXTURE- FANCY EVIL SNOWMAN HEAD OF DOOM
ADDED NEW LILY PAD TEXTURE- IT NOW HAS NO BIOMES
ADDED NEW BREAD TEXTURE- TWINKIES
ADDED NEW BUCKET TEXTURE-LOLRUS'S BUCKET
ADDED NEW GUI FOR HEARTS
ADDED NEW LAPIS LAZULI TEXTURE- UNAMUSED EMO BLOCK
ADDED NEW WACKY EFFECTS GUI (The poisoning effect is awesome, trust me)
ADDED OLD GUI SMOKE BACK
ADDED NEW ENDER CRYSTAL TEXTURE- NEAL BLOCK
ADDED NEW ENDER BEAM TEXTURE- RAINBOW BEAM
ADDED NEW CHEST TEXTURE- CHEST MASTER
ADDED NEW STICKY PISTON TEXTURE- GLOG STICKY PISTON
ADDED NEW FURNACE TEXTURE- SHMEEP BRAND GRIDDLE MASTER MICROWAVE
ADDED NEW HARDCORE HEART GUI TEXTURE

TWEAKED CHANGED THE ROCK BLOCK TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE ANNOYED
TWEAKED UPDATED ALL NEW TEXTURES TO BE IN THE PACK

FIXED THE VINE TEXTURE FROM BEING ONE PIXEL OFF
FIXED GUI NOT ACTUALLY BEING THERE. ////MY FAULT////

1.54 (just another bugfix update)

FIXED HALF ARMOR TEXTURE BEING FLIPPED

1.53
ADDED NEW MOSS BRICK TEXTURE- GUMDROPS
ADDED NEW STONE BRICK TEXTURE- OTHER GUMDROPS
ADDED NEW IRON BAR TEXTURE- CANDY CANES
ADDED NEW- STONE SLAB TEXTURE- CANDY
ADDED NEW SILVERFISH TEXTURE- GINGERBREAD MAN
ADDED NEW CREEPER TEXTURE- TROLLFACE CREEPERS, IDEA FROM NUCLEAR DEMON
ADDED NEW FURNACE GUI- ???? PROFIT, IDEA FROM KORTHOS
ADDED NEW NETHER WART TEXTURE- RAGE FACE
ADDED NEW STRONGHOLD THEME- CANDY FORTRESS
ADDED NEW NETHER BRICK AND FENCE TEXTURE- THE ROCK BLOCK
ADDED NEW LILLY PAD TEXTURE- DEFAULT BUT WITH NO COLOR CHANGING

TWEAKED VINE TEXTURE- NOW DEFAULT
TWEAKED BOMB MASTER TEXTURE- THE OLD ONE WAS BETTER

1.49(Just a minor bugfix update)

FIXED ROTTEN FLESH HAVING TWO EXTRA PIXELS
FIXED GOBSIDIAN NOT ACTUALLY BEING THERE
FIXED BEDROCK EASTER EGG NOT BEING THERE
FIXED HUNGER BAR BEING ONE PIXEL OFF

1.48

ADDED NEW ENDERMAN TEXTURE- THE SLENDERMAN
ADDED NEW TEXTURE FOR ENDER PEARL- 20 DOLLARS
ADDED NEW TEXTURE FOR BED
ADDED NEW IRON BLOCK TEXTURE- THE DUKE BLOCK
ADDED NEW SANDSTONE TEXTURE- E.T. THE VIDEOGAME
ADDED NEW APPLE TEXTURE- DELICIOUS FRUIT
ADDED NEW SLIME TEXTURE- GLOG
ADDED NEW 8 BIT HUD FOR FOOD AND GETTING POISONED
ADDED AN EASTER EGG- WEAR A GOLD HELMET AND THEN YOU CAN SNEAK IN STYLE
ADDED NEW MOJANG TITLE LOGO (IT NOW IS UPDATED TO 1.8)

TWEAKED CHANGED MOSTLY EVERY BLOCK I MADE TO A BETTER TEXTURE ////LOOK AT THE BOMBMASTER////
TWEAKED MADE WATERMELON ITEM TEXTURE BRIGHTER
TWEAKED MADE SMOKE A LITTLE SMOOTHER BUT STILL RIGID LIKE AN NES GAME
TWEAKED TOAST LOOKS BETTER
TWEAKED GOT RID OF CACTUS TEXTURE, WILL ADD A NEW BETTER ONE IN NEXT UPDATE
TWEAKED MADE TROUT YOGURT CONTAINER BLUE INSTEAD OF PURPLE
TWEAKED NEW BETTER LOOKING CAKE TEXTURE


1.39
ADDED NEW WOLF TEXTURE- INSANITY WOLF AND COURAGE WOLF
ADDED NEW ZOMBIE TEXTURE- JARVIS THE ROBOT
ADDED NEW GOLD HELMET TEXTURE- SNEAKY MASK

1.34

TWEAKED GOT RID OF ZOMBIE ROBOT TEXTURE ////IT MIGHT BE ADDED LATER, I JUST CAN'T GET IT TO LOOK RIGHT////

1.33

FIXED ZOMBIE TEXTURE HAVING PANTS COLOR FOR ARMS
TWEAKED GOT RID OF GUN

1.32

ADDED NEW ZOMBIE TEXTURE- BROKEN ANIMATRONIC
ADDED NEW SOUND EFFECT FOR LAZOR MEN

1.31

ADDED NEW SKELETON TEXTURE- FANCY CHAP
ADDED NEW SKELETON SOUNDS- FANCY CHAP

1.30

TWEAKED GOT RID OF BACKGROUND ////LOOKS TO ANNOYING, BUT THE TITLE SEEMS REALLY PLAIN NOW////

1.29

ADDED NEW BACKGROUND TEXTURE

1.28

TWEAKED GOT RID OF BACKGROUND

1.27

FIXED BACKGROUND NOW WHITE

1.26

ADDED NEW BACKGROUND TITLE TEXTURE
ADDED NEW BRIGHTER TEXTURE FOR BONE

TWEAKED EGG TEXTURE NOW MORE REALISTIC WITHOUT BLACK OUTLINE
TWEAKED TROUT YOGURT CUP NOW DIFFERENT SHADE OF PURPLE

1.25

ADDED NEW BRICK TEXTURE- MARIO BRICKS
ADDED NEW GOLD BLOCK TEXTURE- QUESTION BLOCK
ADDED NEW LOGO FOR TITLE SCREEN

1.24

FIXED LIGHT GRAY WOOL BEING WHITE WOOL AND WHITE WOOL HAVING NO TEXTURE ////MY BAD////

1.23

ADDED NEW PLAIN COLORED WOOL ////GREAT AND BETTER FOR SPRITE ART////

FIXED PUMPKIN TEXTURE BEING TWO PIXELS OFF
FIXED DONUT TEXTURE BEING THREE PIXELS OFF

1.22

ADDED NEW RAIN TEXTURE- DONUTS ////EACH ONE WAS HAND DRAWN TO BE DIFFERENT,,,, TRY TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIND THE ONE FROM TROLL 2;;;;; HINT DON'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY////

TWEAKED GOT RID OF LAST DOKUCRAFT TEXTURE

FIXED GOT RID OF POINTLESS NEW TEXT DOCUMENT

1.21

ADDED SPRINTING MUSHROOMS FROM EARTHBOUND

1.20

ADDED NEW LOLCAKE ITEM TEXTURE

TWEAKED NEW MORE REALISTIC TEXTURE FOR TROUT YOGURT

FIXED PAINTING TEXTURE BEING ONE PIXEL OFF
FIXED DOOR TEXTURE NOT BEING TRANSPARENT ////MY BAD////
FIXED PAPER NOT BEING THERE

1.19

ADDED NOTCH PAINTING
ADDED NEW WHITER EGG TEXTURE
ADDED NEW TEXTURE FOR GRILLED FISH- TROUT YOGURT FROM EARTHBOUND
ADDED NEW ZOMBIE PIGMAN TEXTURE- FLOATING FACES
ADDED NEW TEXTURE FOR DIAMOND ORE- NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
ADDED NEW NAME FOR DIAMOND- NINTENDIUM

TWEAKED GOT RID OF BLACK SMOKE FOR EVERYTHING
TWEAKED NEW SMOOTHER SMOKE ANIMATION
TWEAKED BLOCKIER SMOKE,,,, MORE LIKE DEFAULT
TWEAKED TOAST IS TOASTIER
TWEAKED NO MORE PLUMES OF SMOKE, MAY BE ADDED AGAIN IN FUTURE UPDATE
TWEAKED NEW NAME OR NICKNAME FOR GLOWMAN- THE WISE ONE


1.18

ADDED A NEW TEXTURE FOR LAZOR MEN
ADDED A NEW TV
ADDED NEW MOJANG COMMADORE 64 OPENING /LOAD "*" ,8,1,
ADDED FANCY BOXART

TWEAKED MADE DOORS NOT LOOK LIKE BRICKS

1.17

ADDED NEW GHAST TEXTURE LAZORMEN
ADDED MR.SATURN PAINTING

FIXED BOMBMASTER BEING ONE PIXEL OFF

1.16

ADDED NEW NAME FOR TEXTURE PACK,,,, CoolCraft
ADDED BRICK DOOR

TWEAKED CHANGED ONION MAN TEXTURE

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HISTORY

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I originally started working on this five months ago with no intention of releasing it. I originally just wanted to see if I could actually make something show up in minecraft. I then decided to start editing the Dokucraft textures but I felt I was better at sprite art and started using the default texture as base for this pack. I then randomly thought it would be funny to make an 8 bit HD texture pack, but soon began to start drawing and tweaking items and blocks to what I personally liked and always wanted to see in the game (if I feel like I haven't done my best on a texture I always delete it no matter what). I felt it was a good change from the RPG packs and Realism packs that were out at the time(i'm really not trying to say they're bad, look at Misa's pack, it's awesome). I now think that I have worked on this enough that I can release it as a WIP without it feeling too unfinished, When I was developing this pack I found that it reminded me of More Creeps and Weirdos a little bit, I am seriously 100% not trying to rip it off, I like the mod a lot and I really wouldn't want to copy it. I have also made a sound pack for this pack too. I learned a lot from development on this pack and I had a great time making this. I am still updating this every week so if you like this pack please comment on it. You can post ideas, criticism, and all sorts of other stuff and I will try to read it all.

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UPCOMING FEATURES

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////I DON'T LIKE TO SAY WHAT I'M GOING TO MAKE BEFORE RELEASING IT BUT I THINK THESE THINGS ARE VERY IMPORTANT////

*POSSIBLY CUSTOM BIOME SUPPORTED GRASS

*POSSIBLY FULL ON GUI CHANGE

*POSSIBLY EVERY ITEM IS CHANGED

*MORE MOBS WILL BE CHANGED

*MORE VOICES FOR SOUND PACK

*MORE BLOCKS

*HD SUPPORT (I will still have 16x after i come out with 32x version)

*EVERYBLOCK WILL BE CHANGED

*MORE MEME REFERENCES

*NIGEL REMIX VILLAGERS

*EVERYTHING CALSCRATCH POSTED

*ALL SOUNDS TO BE CHANGED IN SOUND PACK

*POSSIBLY EVERY TEXTURE WILL BE CHANGED

*BETTER TROLL FACE CREEPERS

*GIANT ENEMY CRAB

*WEEGEE MOB SKINS

*MORE "LANGUAGES" FOR THE LANGUAGE PACK

*BETTER LOOKING SWAMPS

*CHOCOLATE RAIN

*CHIPTUNE MUSIC IN SOUNDPACK

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INSTALLATION INSTRUCTIONS

WINDOWS:
1.OPEN MINECRAFT
2.GO TO THE MODS AND TEXTURE PACK TAB
3. OPEN TEXTURE PACK WINDOWS
4.PASTE CoolCraft V1.90 TEXTURE PACK INTO WINDOW
5.CLOSE WINDOW
6.BE AWESOME

MAC:
1.TYPE ~/Library/ IN GO TO FOLDER IN FINDER
2.GO TO APPLICATION SUPPORT
3.GO TO THE MINECRAFT FOLDER
4.GO TO THE TEXTURE PACK FOLDER AND PASTE CoolCraft V1.90 INTO THE FOLDER
5.OPEN MINECRAFT
6.BE AWESOME

SOUND PACK INSTRUCTIONS

WINDOWS:

1.TYPE %APPDATA% IN THE SEARCH BAR AND PRESS ENTER
2.GO TO THE .MINECRAFT FOLDER
3.OPEN THE RESOURCES FOLDER
4.GO TO RESOURCES AND PASTE ALL OF THE FOLDERS INTO IT
5.OVERWRITE EVERYTHING
6.BE AWESOME

MAC:

1.GO TO FINDER AND GO TO FOLDER AND TYPE ~/Library/
2.GO TO APPLICATION SUPPORT
3.GO TO THE MINECRAFT FOLDER
5.GO TO RESOURCES AND PASTE ALL OF THE FOLDERS INTO IT
5.OVERWRITE EVERYTHING
6.BE AWESOME

LANGUAGE PACK INSTRUCTIONS

WINDOWS:

1.GET WINRAR
2.TYPE %APPDATA% IN THE SEARCH
3.GO TO .MINECRAFT
4.OPEN UP THE JAR
5. PASTE BOTH FILES INTO THE "LANG" FOLDER
6. CLOSE AND TEST
7.BE AWESOME

MAC:

1.GO TO FINDER AND CLICK GO
2.THEN CLICK GO TO FOLDER
3.TYPE ~/Library/
4.GO TO APPLICATION SUPPORT
5.OPEN THE MINECRAFT FOLDER
6.GO TO BIN
7.RIGHT CLICK MINECRAFT.JAR AND RENAME IT TO HAVE .ZIP
8.TURN IT INTO A ZIP FILE
9.OPEN IT AND HAVE THE FOLDER BE CREATED IN THE BIN
10.OPEN THE MINECRAFT.JAR FOLDER AND LOOK FOR THE LANG FOLDER
11.OPEN LANG AND PASTE THE TWO FILES INTO IT
12.CLOSE AND TEST
13.BE AWESOME

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CREDITS

SHMEEPAZOID/STEVEN: Art, textures, all blocks except for the Idea of onion man and the Neal Block and Some of the default blocks, sound recording, sound editing, forum poster, realm of faces, onion smell, idea, and creator.

KORTNEAL/NEAL: Voice of the fancy chap and the idea of the Neal block, onion man, candy fortress, Rainbow Dimension, and Lazorman.

META98/MAX: A cool dude that is the creator of the unamused emo block, space cow, the original santabie texture, rotten flesh leg (will be added soon), and THE FUTURE!!!!

THOMASHAYES55/THOMAS: Idea for running mushroom and trout yogurt and the sender of the awesome serious face.

NUCLEARDEMON/NUCLEARDEMON: Idea for Troll Creeper, twinkies, Lolrus's Bukkit, Bacon, Business suit with afro armor (and gundam armor soon), hamburgers, awesome face slimeballs, mp3 files, mp3 player, b& hammer, and trolololo sounds.

KORTHOS/KORTHOS: Idea for the furnace GUI.

GANDULF/GANDULF: Idea for the enchantment book for dummies, soda can potions, weegee, and 7-up regeneration potions.

EMCEESTANKY/EMCEESTANKY: Idea and description writer for the infected space cow.

CALSCRATCH/CALSCRATCH: Homestuck reference advisor, Idea for Bro villagers, Prospitian Pawn villagers, Dersite Pawn Villagers, GCAT and plenty of things also coming in the next update (including chocolate rain and icecream).

PURPLE_LAMPLIGHT/PURPLE_LAMPLIGHT:Idea for the sonichu medallion.

SNOWCONEZ:Idea for Chuck Norris Armor, Vegeta Armor, Cosplay box, language pack, (soon to be) NorrisSteel, Awesome Face slimes, and the Rainbow Dash Enderdragon.

IAN/IAN:Idea for Kool-Aid man door smashing sound

GLaCB:Idea for Elegy of Emptiness Squids

WalkingTall85:The awesome creator of the vegeta skin.

MINECRAFTSKINS/MINECRAFTSKINS:Chuck Norris skin.

MOJANG:Making a cool game I can base this off of.

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IF YOU LIKE REALLY EPIC PACKS PLEASE CHECK THE SPOILER BELOW

Spoiler

THE MISSION BY COREFIRE

MEMECRAFT META98+SHMEEPAZOID COMPILATION

(More going to be added soon )

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AMAZING REVIEWS

ElectricSquid-That texturepack is full of basically whatever is funny to 10-year-olds with undeveloped senses of humor.

IronMan17-Sounds real bad just by glancing at the names in the link.

WildMax910- This is probably the worst T-pack I've seen.

leonthefox- It's like it was made in purpose to be the worst pack ever.

IcyTruth-I think I found the worst pack of all time. why.

Shmeepazoid-Just don't get it... it's crappy

Yegie- wtf did I just look at.

bunnyspy1-I think the only thing about that texture pack is the candy fortress, but it looks shit.

lolcatsausez69-How high are you right now?

Wells123456- What is this, it seems like it's a pack for five year olds, no offense but a lot of thems seems immature and unfunny.

SumRock66-Not Pretty

Cosminmci- Sorry but poop is better than this!!!

D1st0rtedFate- What is this I don't even

Paleryder22-The purpose of all caps besides being annoying is?

Erick356- Is this supposed to be funny?

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NON-DENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY PACK


COOLCRAFT CHRISTMAS PACK NON-DENOMINATIONAL POLITICALLY CORRECT PACK (The download link is in the spoiler, it just goes straight to mediafire and has no adfly)

Spoiler

YOUR GONNA NEED MORE THAN A WINTER WRAP UP TO GET RID OF SANTA CLAWS
[spoiler]



DOWNLOAD THE TEXTURE PACK:CoolCraft Christmas Pack NON DENOMINATIONAL PC PACK

(This isn't an adfly link, it just goes straight to mediafire)

Hi guys! It Steven/Shmeepazoid and I just finished a christmas version of my pack! I hope you like it! I have changed every "living block" and most of the mobs. I really want you to enjoy the small subtle changes on this version of the pack but I couldn't resist making descriptions for the new blocks and mobs. I made this for everyone that supports this pack and I also made it for the MinecraftForums. I really love going on here and knowing that people actually support this pack and care about what I make. I really have to thank everyone that supports this, it really does mean a lot to me. Also I'm really not trying to rip off Joli, his packs are extremely epic and I was actually working on this last month. NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THE BLOCKS!!!

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HOLIDAY BLOCKS
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PRESENTS-These are containment units used to by the Santa Claws race to export weapons and foreign materials to their home planet, QUICK SMASH THEM AND GET YOUR STUFF BACK!


CLAW'S SACK- These are sacks full of coal that santa claws gives to people to make them taste better.
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SPECIAL HOLIDAY MOBS


SANTA CLAWS- Don't sit on his lap, all your gonna get is pain. He is part of a alien species called the "Santas" that try to take over the earth each December. They see you when your sleeping and know when your awake. He is only capable of giving bad presents so watch out....
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very SPECIAL HOLIDAY ITEMS


MENORAH LAUNCHER-Hmm what's this used for.... well whatever it is it should work as a weapon against santa claws.


DREIDEL- These are needed for the menorah launcher, they work well as tops too, but when santa comes your gonna need a weapon.


CANDY CANE SWORDS-Mmm... minty...


GRABBY CLAW- Other than being annoying I think this thing has a use.... I can't remember one though....


METAL SPIKEY THINGY-Wait there isn't any ham.... ARRRGGHHH!!!!!!
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TERMS OF USE: THE ART IN THIS TEXTURE PACK IS OPEN FOR EVERYONE TO USE HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF MY TEXTURES OR SOUND PACK (ADF.LY LINKS OR DONATIONS) AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REDISTRIBUTE BOTH PACKS ENTIRELY AND I MUST BE CREDITED IN YOUR TEXTURE PACK IF YOU DO USE MY TEXTURES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE TIME THE PACK IS ALIVE.

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THE INCREDIBLY BORING TERMS OF USE/COPYRIGHT CRAP: THE ART IN THIS TEXTURE PACK IS OPEN FOR EVERYONE TO USE HOWEVER, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF MY TEXTURES OR SOUND PACK (ADF.LY LINKS OR DONATIONS) AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO REDISTRIBUTE BOTH PACKS ENTIRELY AND I MUST BE CREDITED IN YOUR TEXTURE PACK IF YOU DO USE MY TEXTURES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE TIME THE PACK IS ALIVE. I DID NOT MAKE ANY SONGS IN THE SOUND PACK. IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR SONG IN THIS PACK PLEASE TELL ME. WITH THIS PACK I DO NOT CLAIM TO OWN ANY PRODUCTS, SONGS, LICENSES, OR COPYRIGHTED MATERIALS SEEN WITHIN THIS PACK. THERE IS NO PROFIT BEING MADE OFF OF THIS AND THERE NEVER WILL BE.

[Wut?]

This is the greatest pack of all time.

[xEPICxWINx]

...Wut. Looks weird as fuck, but awesome.

[TheJCreeder]

COOLCRAFT FTW

[Shmeepazoid]

xEPICxWINx, on 01 September 2011 - 08:31 PM, said:

...Wut. Looks weird as fuck, but awesome.

thanks do you, think i should add anything?

[AwfulGamingExperience]

Epic!

[Shmeepazoid]

AwfulGamingExperience, on 05 September 2011 - 06:41 PM, said:

Epic!

Thanks

[dabears17x]

[xMuddyzx]

AWESOME!

[Molecyle]

It's so weird it's epic Good job

[Shmeepazoid]

Molecyle, on 06 September 2011 - 12:32 PM, said:

It's so weird it's epic Good job

Thanks, your sig is awesome!

[Zalvager]

Well that is so cool

[bigjeep]

this is actually hilarious. i cant wait to use.

[Shmeepazoid]

bigjeep, on 09 September 2011 - 02:53 AM, said:

this is actually hilarious. i cant wait to use.

thanks!

[TheFishSquared]

THIS IS SO FRIGGEN COOL!

[saffers101]

COOLCRAFT, AN EPIC PACK FOR EPIC PEOPLE

[acidxxrain]

Wtf? This is amazing!

[EvilLordMC]

I voted option 3 on the poll just because I saw the banner.

[Shmeepazoid]

EvilLordMC, on 13 September 2011 - 09:06 AM, said:

I voted option 3 on the poll just because I saw the banner.

What an insanity wolf breathing fire at you while an nes cartridge is exploding because of a lazor ghast isn't normal?

[haxjagarn]

DUDE! cool textures. badass and stuff, and you really get's ones attention while reading the firstpost.
I like courage wolf. and lazer mahnah!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhh!!

hehe..