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#1

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:02 AM

Hi heres 10 funny things you can do on Omegle when you are bored to death.

1. Act high on the webcam chat, and have a bag of something random which looks like weed. Just for a reaction.
2. In the webcam chat you put on some loud ass death metal and start growling/screaming something crazy like "BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW ARRRRRH" or "ARRRRRH KILL KILL KILL ARRRH" I tried this, it was sooo funny>.
3. Go on the text chat and find a horny male and act like you are a naked girl in california, it is funny because you find out how gullible people are.
4. Go on webcam chat and record, just sweep over a couple of person(especially the jacking off ones) and put it on YouTube to fuck with them.
5. Act like you are someone else, or some guy from a top secret military elite force.
6. Act like you are a murdere who is hiding from the police in his small apartment, basicly act like a insane paranoid person.
7. Get high for reals and chat/webcamchat with people.
8. Act like a complete retard and say stuff only retards would say.
9. Be a nerd, tell stuff like only other nerds know, like "E = m x c²".
10. And my favorite, act like a troll, a good one. Like act nice to a girl and totally calm when she says "Be right back" or "I'll come in second" and you see her on the cam turning around, shout "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THERES NO KITCHEN THAT WAY" or other troll sentences you know.

Hehe have fun :D
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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:04 AM

You know that IP trackers and police alerts aren't nonexistent, right?

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:05 AM

I once said that I was Japanese and made a really funny Japanese voice and said "BANZIE MOTHER FUCKER".
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If you want to start a proper ­storm, make your trolling subtle. Don't just go "HAHAHA WAT IS A PEANUS GOATSE LOL". Try to show off your controversial political/religious views, or something.

#4

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:06 AM

View Postalphaspike, on 28 June 2011 - 12:04 AM, said:

You know that IP trackers and police alerts aren't nonexistent, right?

I know, I made this because i'm: Bored, Stoned and tired.
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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:06 AM

Or you could make your room look all creepy and make static noises!

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:06 AM

View Postalphaspike, on 28 June 2011 - 12:04 AM, said:

You know that IP trackers and police alerts aren't nonexistent, right?
He's correct, i've never even heard of those things [/sarcasm]

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:06 AM

View PostAlcatraz, on 28 June 2011 - 12:05 AM, said:

I once said that I was Japanese and made a really funny Japanese voice and said "BANZIE MOTHER FUCKER".

Haha nice one ^_^
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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:08 AM

11. Start having a good conversation on Omegle video chat (possibly even with a woman) and pull out your penis and start dancing.

I haven't tried it, but would like to see someone doing that.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:08 AM

View Postslayer333, on 28 June 2011 - 12:06 AM, said:

He's correct, i've never even heard of those things [/sarcasm]

So, having fun is illegal? Well then you have to arrest me :)
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#10

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:09 AM

View Postyousefak, on 28 June 2011 - 12:08 AM, said:

11. Start having a good conversation on Omegle video chat (possibly even with a woman) and pull out your penis and start dancing.

I haven't tried it, but would like to see someone doing that.

Omg, that is genious :o
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#11

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:10 AM

On omegle I just opened with "furry" for awhile and most didn't know what one was, some just immediately disconnected, one responded with "I'm a furry", and 2 turned into an alternating 1 word story writing thing.

Also when someone asks A/S/L I usually go something like "-1/F/my mom" or "20/F/Trapped in an Antarctic research station".
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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:11 AM

View PostSkullkrusher, on 28 June 2011 - 12:02 AM, said:

Hi heres 10 funny things you can do on Omegle when you are bored to death.

1. Get high on the webcam chat, and have a bag of weed. Just for the shits.
2. In the webcam chat you put on some loud ass death metal and start growling/screaming something crazy like "BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW ARRRRRH" or "ARRRRRH KILL KILL KILL ARRRH" I tried this, it was sooo funny>.
3. Go on the text chat and find a horny male and act like you are a naked girl in california, it is funny because you find out how gullible people are.
4. Go on webcam chat and record, just sweep over a couple of person(especially when you're jacking off) and put it on YouTube to fuck with them.
5. Act like you are someone else, or some guy from a top secret military elite force, while high.
6. Act like you are a murderer who is hiding from the police in his small apartment, basically act like a insane paranoid person, while high.
7. Get high for reals and chat/webcamchat with people.
8. Act like a complete retard and say stuff only retards would say.
9. Be a nerd, tell stuff like only other nerds know, like "E = m x c²".
10. And my favorite, act like a troll, a good one. Like act nice to a girl and totally calm when she says "Be right back" or "I'll come in second" and you see her on the cam turning around, shout "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THERES NO KITCHEN THAT WAY" or other troll sentences you know.
11. Masturbate
Hehe have fun :D


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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:11 AM

View PostSkullkrusher, on 28 June 2011 - 12:08 AM, said:

So, having fun is illegal? Well then you have to arrest me :)
HOLD YOUR HANDS HIGH UP! Just kidding.

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:12 AM

View PostSkullkrusher, on 28 June 2011 - 12:08 AM, said:

So, having fun is illegal? Well then you have to arrest me :)

Yep, look here:

The Law said:

Any form of "fun" or having "fun" is disallowed in the United States. "Fun" is defined as passing time quickly and/or being happy. "Fun" can land you with the death penalty in the following states:
Texas

In any other state, "fun" will result in 250 years in jail.

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#15

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:12 AM

View PostValrosse, on 28 June 2011 - 12:11 AM, said:

Fixed

Hahaah :D
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#16

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:13 AM

View Postyousefak, on 28 June 2011 - 12:12 AM, said:

Yep, look here:

I live in denmark MUDAFUCKAAAAA :P
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#17

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:14 AM

Anyone remember CleverOmegle? Good times, good times.
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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:15 AM

View PostR_Chambers, on 28 June 2011 - 12:14 AM, said:

Anyone remember CleverOmegle? Good times, good times.

Before I heard about it I think, what was it?
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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:18 AM

View PostSkullkrusher, on 28 June 2011 - 12:02 AM, said:


2. In the webcam chat you put on some loud ass death metal and start growling/screaming something crazy like "BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW ARRRRRH" or "ARRRRRH KILL KILL KILL ARRRH" I tried this, it was sooo funny>.


Since when is Judas Priest death metal?
That was the first thing that grabbed my attention in that wall of text...

#20

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 12:21 AM

View PostJdeyoda, on 28 June 2011 - 12:18 AM, said:

Since when is Judas Priest death metal?
That was the first thing that grabbed my attention in that wall of text...

Haha I just came up with some random shit :P
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