I would take the rock and roll it down the hill... And create: Rock and Roll
You hear the blast of a guitar riff.
And suddenly, You hear the music of Boston, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Rush, and Blue Oyster cult blasting into your ears.
The sheer badassery kills you.
You have lost.
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And suddenly, the stone ejaculates fire onto your face.
You have lost.
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If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
As you reach the top, a sudden fear overcomes you.
I must not kill it!
Samwise pushes you on.
You must, master frodo!
YOu reach the top, and scream.
"I CAN'T!"
Suddenly, gollum runs up, bites off your hand, and, teetering on the brink of the volcano, mad with delight, he inadverdently dances in.
There is a massive explosion . . .
But you live.
You have won.
I buy the same kit instead of using a false priest and use it on the rock.
(Don't beat dead horses. If something doesn't work, don't try a variation on it.)
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Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
(Sorry, I don't have the time to run this thread anymore. If someone else wants to take over, go nuts.)
(Oh, and the other answer was as follows:
"I take the rock and give it to a young boy, and tell him to guard it.")
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
If you've never read any of Terry Pratchett's books you'll have no idea what I'm talking about.
I throw the rock into a strata machine, leaving it buried under miles of rock, then throw it into the chain stars. I then throw the chain stars into the centre of the galaxy (if the theory of a massive black hole is correct).
The first step fails. The rock is so dense and heavy you cannot even begin to pick it up. Then the rock lifts up in the air and hammers you like a nail.
You have lost.
(This is a different rock, so it has different ways of being defeated.)
Ok, I put the stone into my booty that is full of C4.
You blow it up, and then check into your booty. But to your suprise, all of the C4 is gone. The rocks then hurls the explosives at your face.
You have lost.
I carve the stone into a penis and very sexually deepthroat it.
You try to carve the rock into a penis, but the rock will not be shaped. Then the rock grabs the chisel out of your hands and starts carving you into a penis.
You have lost.
While you cry, the rock seems to be soaking up your tears, like a sponge.
When you are done, a concentrated jet of water flies into your face and blasts you out of the atmosphere.
(I'll still hang around and answer one every so often)
I take the rock and give it to a young boy, and tell him to guard it.
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While you cry, the rock seems to be soaking up your tears, like a sponge.
When you are done, a concentrated jet of water flies into your face and blasts you out of the atmosphere.
(I'll still hang around and answer one every so often)
I take the rock and give it to a young boy, and tell him to guard it.
Once you leave the rock alone with the boy, the rock eat him. You are blamed for his death, since you left the rock there, and are sent to jail. At jail, you meet your new roommate. It's a rock.
You have lost.
Hint #1: One of the two ways of winning is to find the rock's weakness and destroying him with it.
You hear the blast of a guitar riff.
And suddenly, You hear the music of Boston, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Rush, and Blue Oyster cult blasting into your ears.
The sheer badassery kills you.
You have lost.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
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((Have you not read lord of the rings either?))
And suddenly, the stone ejaculates fire onto your face.
You have lost.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
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(and he will sacrifice you.)
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Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
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Keep on derpin'
Mew uses rock smash.
As you reach the top, a sudden fear overcomes you.
I must not kill it!
Samwise pushes you on.
You must, master frodo!
YOu reach the top, and scream.
"I CAN'T!"
Suddenly, gollum runs up, bites off your hand, and, teetering on the brink of the volcano, mad with delight, he inadverdently dances in.
There is a massive explosion . . .
But you live.
You have won.
Suddenly, the rock replicates the sound at 100x the volume, and you shatter.
Like a pane of glass.
You have lost.
(Doesn't work.)
Rocks have no hands. They can't take selfies.
Rock uses mew smash.
You have lost.
(Don't beat dead horses. If something doesn't work, don't try a variation on it.)
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
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*1 hour later*
ACTION: I read a book that has nothing to do with the rock.
Can we not right now?
(Oh, and the other answer was as follows:
"I take the rock and give it to a young boy, and tell him to guard it.")
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
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If you've never read any of Terry Pratchett's books you'll have no idea what I'm talking about.
I throw the rock into a strata machine, leaving it buried under miles of rock, then throw it into the chain stars. I then throw the chain stars into the centre of the galaxy (if the theory of a massive black hole is correct).
The first step fails. The rock is so dense and heavy you cannot even begin to pick it up. Then the rock lifts up in the air and hammers you like a nail.
You have lost.
(This is a different rock, so it has different ways of being defeated.)
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You blow it up, and then check into your booty. But to your suprise, all of the C4 is gone. The rocks then hurls the explosives at your face.
You have lost.
I carve the stone into a penis and very sexually deepthroat it.
You try to carve the rock into a penis, but the rock will not be shaped. Then the rock grabs the chisel out of your hands and starts carving you into a penis.
You have lost.
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While you cry, the rock seems to be soaking up your tears, like a sponge.
When you are done, a concentrated jet of water flies into your face and blasts you out of the atmosphere.
(I'll still hang around and answer one every so often)
I take the rock and give it to a young boy, and tell him to guard it.
Normally I would put an advertisement for a game that doesn't exist or a stupid sign telling you you've got a virus.
Not today.
If you are a citizen of the United States, or anyone who is involved in any way with the United States, I urge you to watch this video. Your government has a serious problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EZe3nLaEsk
Once you leave the rock alone with the boy, the rock eat him. You are blamed for his death, since you left the rock there, and are sent to jail. At jail, you meet your new roommate. It's a rock.
You have lost.
Hint #1: One of the two ways of winning is to find the rock's weakness and destroying him with it.
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