Evil things you've done?
Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:46 PM
- how to spy in other realms
- talking with creepers and how to use them properly.
- you, their diamonds and lava.
Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:12 PM
Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:27 PM
Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:09 PM
Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:11 PM
Posted 05 March 2013 - 10:13 PM
Posted 06 March 2013 - 01:00 AM
Posted 06 March 2013 - 02:00 AM
Somebody died on an awful PVP server, I got their stuff (enchanted diamond stuff) by accident. When they wondered where it went I just kept my head down and said nothing.
I killed my friend and made him rage quit, but I didn't know he only had three hearts.
I could keep going...
Posted 06 March 2013 - 02:36 AM
*Friends head to The End to cheapshot the Enderdragon while in Creative*
*Wants to save Enderdragon*
*Rigs many clocks powering dispensers that spam thousands of Ghast eggs into the End Portal*
*The world crashes due to lag! The Enderdragon won!*
Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:03 PM
Posted 07 March 2013 - 02:09 PM
so i killed them, they only lasted a day.
i just realized that rhymed... I'm a poet!
Yes, I have bad grammar... No, I don't care. So just don't bother to mention it unless its vital to the meaning of the post.
Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:10 PM
But if we speak practically it was probably building two redstone experiments on a friends server: First a machine that every 1 second teleported everyone 1000 blocks up in the air with command-blocks. I did not remember coordinates, so nobody could teleport to the commandblock and remove it. Finally the owner had to remove my entire cellar with mcedit...
I also built a lag machine with repeaters and lamps wired to a rapid pulser, which caused anybody near it to have a significant fps drop, and almost crashed the server.
I must say I'm happy I wasn't banned for more than an hour...
Posted 11 March 2013 - 03:50 PM
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:41 PM
Guy who killed me when I first joined was shot by skeleton.
Guy who helped him was slain by zombie.
The force field hacker was shot by skeleton.
The corrupt admin who ignored evidence was shot by MushyNinja's Revenge Bow!
Ect ect ect.
Then after about 30 minutes I claimed thier spawn, drowned the mobs, burned the jungle above the city, reclaimed it all and began building a communist dwarven city under a massive obsidian volcano.
I'm going to post the story of this servers conquest later. Me and two friends basically took over the -,+ quadrent of a normally 140 person server. With this underground lava submerged metropolis as the capital.
Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:47 PM
Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:49 PM
Posted 11 March 2013 - 06:01 PM
"STEVIE FOUND SOME DYNAMITE,
DO NOT UNDERSTANDT IT QUITE,
CURIOSITY SELDOM PAYS
IT RAINED STEVIE FOR DAYS"
And then we conviniently positioned oureselves on nearby hill and from there we were watching some greedy & curious loser to go inside and goes BOOM!
We were able to reset the trap and enjoy the explosive demise more more than 10 times before the news spread and our "Corridor of deadly curiosity" was grieffed...
Posted 11 March 2013 - 06:05 PM
Rerouted a mob spawner into a SMP town...
He wanted the city, so he took it.
I guess I should say this server had a plugin which let you trap creepers and other mobs with redstone and recive eggs. Creepers could be used as grenades and we would throw blazes onto sky bases as they were near impossible to melee in that environment. Rarely we released withers but we ended up burying 2 and leaving 1 on an island for travelers
Fired MASSIVE TNT cannons at a large peace conference, destroying the storage room and pig stables (main method of travel no SRS!) We marched on the building throwing mob eggs and wolves in front of us, I sat upon my flying TNT cannon watching the carnage. I almost felt regret although they had built this upon my land and was financed by one of my enemy's. Only 1 of our own was lost, he was supplementing the ciling with TNT and the other was just there for show, he only had a few creeper eggs and food. Over all it sent a message. One seldom forgot by the +,+ quadrents.
Used invisablity potions to sneak inside another major factions base, I followed a miner down out of site, dumped lava on him and used his own tools and some TNT I brought. This faction had a large cathedral like room with 3 x 3 pillars and beams. I hollowed them out and used TNT and dirt (it breaks easily) to fill it back up. That miner found me after about 5 minutes of this and he alerted them all. I fled to the roof lighting the TNT behind me. I lept thinking I would land on the airship that delivered me. Only a flying TNT block struck me down. The joy as I watched the explosion from the death screen.
Posted 11 March 2013 - 07:42 PM
in the current SMP server I'm on I got a private quadruple cave spawner, somehow so guys managed to get in, so I was really ed off, what I did was put my mob disguise on (so that mobs don't notice me) and waited for 200 cave spiders to collect, and then I let hell loose, I watched as the spiders mutilated the guys that were fighting them with Iron swords and armor , they noticed me as a flying zombie behind the sea of dark green skin.
clear enough they never stepped back in there.