173. Don't go all 'Bear Grylls' in the middle of a desert with the extra large biomes mod installed... you will regret it.
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1000 Things Of What To NOT Do In Minecraft...
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, Feb 14 2013 02:02 AM
1000 things what not to do list expanding
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#83
bwhodle
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:32 AM
arcuresshu, on 14 February 2013 - 02:42 PM, said:
21. Don't mess around with the pure minecraft.jar if you aren't an experienced computer programmer, you may have to redownloadyour entire .jar
lol no offense that was meant to be jokingly trueish whatever it's called
one hundred seventy whatever comes next: drop your dragon egg into the exit portal
#84
mythbuster01
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Zombie Killer
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 07:46 AM
16: Have no door on your house, sssSSSSS!!
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#85
Gingerbread
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Out of the Water
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- Minecraft: Lichjoe
Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:26 AM
175. Don't trust anyone on a free online server. Just. Don't.
176. Don't think, "Oh, I'll go to bed in a hour." while in the middle of a project. Unless you have the will power of a super-hero it just simply won't happen.
176. Don't think, "Oh, I'll go to bed in a hour." while in the middle of a project. Unless you have the will power of a super-hero it just simply won't happen.
Recursive: adj. see Recursive
#86
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:51 AM
177. Never do any PvP if you have very slow internet.
#87
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:30 PM
178: Do not try to own a pet spider while in a dark place.
179: Do not try to friend a zombie. It likes cube brains.
180: Do not try own a pet creeper. It always leaves a mess in the living room.
181: Do not try to make friends with endermen. They are backstabbers.
182: Do not bully the villagers when big iron caveman squidward is nearby.
183: Do not sacrifice a sheep in order to resurrect Master Herobrine
179: Do not try to friend a zombie. It likes cube brains.
180: Do not try own a pet creeper. It always leaves a mess in the living room.
181: Do not try to make friends with endermen. They are backstabbers.
182: Do not bully the villagers when big iron caveman squidward is nearby.
183: Do not sacrifice a sheep in order to resurrect Master Herobrine
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#88
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- Location: The Dudebox! It's got HARDCORE music, man!
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:58 PM
You guys got the numbers mixed up there... 186. Don't go for a nighttime stroll. EVER.
#89
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:38 PM
187. Don't make only one furnace
188. Don't use lava as decoration in a wood house
189. Don't break another person's painting to see if there's anything behind it and think you'll be able to put it back quickly
190. Don't go spelunking without a bucket of water
191. Don't underestimate low-level stripmining
192. Don't forget to use the anvil
188. Don't use lava as decoration in a wood house
189. Don't break another person's painting to see if there's anything behind it and think you'll be able to put it back quickly
190. Don't go spelunking without a bucket of water
191. Don't underestimate low-level stripmining
192. Don't forget to use the anvil
#90
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:11 PM
193: Do not leave you house without a bucket of water.
194: Do not leave you house without a weapon.
195: Do not leave you house without torches.
196: Do not leave you house without food.
197: Do not leave you house without some wood.
198: Never play without sound, especially on hard core.
194: Do not leave you house without a weapon.
195: Do not leave you house without torches.
196: Do not leave you house without food.
197: Do not leave you house without some wood.
198: Never play without sound, especially on hard core.
"I am legally obligated by the State of Idaho say that best thing that ever happened to Minecraft was potatoes"
#91
Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:18 PM
199: Don't spam on MP servers.
200: Don't spawn more than 1 wither, even with diamond armor.
201: Don't build a 1x1 tower with redstone blocks when raining, you will be struct with lightning. (Not real but cool anyway!
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200: Don't spawn more than 1 wither, even with diamond armor.
201: Don't build a 1x1 tower with redstone blocks when raining, you will be struct with lightning. (Not real but cool anyway!
)
#92
Dudebox64
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 02:14 AM
202. When you kill someone on a multiplayer server, never, never say "HAHAHAH YOU JUST GOT TROLLED MUAHHAAH TROLOLOLOL"
#93
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 02:24 AM
203. Never troll on with a creeper. You never know what they can do.
#94
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:53 AM
204.) Never let anyone else use your computer and/or minecraft account without close supervision. Server admins may not care that it was your 11-year-old sister using your computer to empty every unlocked chest on the server.
"I think I'm starting to like this `programming' thing. It's about four times as fun as shaving." -- Notch, June 12, 2011
#95
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Gold Miner
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- Xbox:Whats a Xbox? Is it a type of Creeper?
Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:13 AM
205. Never, EVER, Go outside when a mob party(alot of mobs) are right next to your door.
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#96
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:41 AM
206: dont shoot arrows i the air it will come down and kill you.
207: dont use texture pack that you dont know whats what.
207: dont use texture pack that you dont know whats what.
#98
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- Minecraft: minecraftie2126
- Xbox:NO XBOX IN SLENDER LAND
Posted 27 February 2013 - 09:18 AM
209:don't make a creeper friend
210:don't go to the end and killing a enderdrangon with a wooden,stone,golden sword
211:don't be a noob and try to make coal weapons
210:don't go to the end and killing a enderdrangon with a wooden,stone,golden sword
211:don't be a noob and try to make coal weapons
#99
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 10:56 AM
212: Never EVER EVER build a Pub in Minecraft... It's not pretty
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#100
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 12:20 PM
c0rrupted_one, on 14 February 2013 - 02:09 AM, said:
3. Do not try and fight a witch with minimal armor, make a witch trap.
Heh heh, I like that.
Heh heh, I like that.
