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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:44 AM

173. Don't go all 'Bear Grylls' in the middle of a desert with the extra large biomes mod installed... you will regret it.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 04:54 AM

174. Don't leave your doors open.




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Posted 26 February 2013 - 06:32 AM

View Postarcuresshu, on 14 February 2013 - 02:42 PM, said:

21.  Don't mess around with the pure minecraft.jar if you aren't an experienced computer programmer,  you may have to redownloadyour entire .jar
I'm an experienced computer programmer but a guy I know who isn't messed around with it a lot of times so that isn't correct.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 07:46 AM

16: Have no door on your house, sssSSSSS!!
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:26 AM

175. Don't trust anyone on a free online server. Just. Don't.

176. Don't think, "Oh, I'll go to bed in a hour." while in the middle of a project. Unless you have the will power of a super-hero it just simply won't happen.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:51 AM

177. Never do any PvP if you have very slow internet.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 12:30 PM

178: Do not try to own a pet spider while in a dark place.
179: Do not try to friend a zombie. It likes cube brains.
180: Do not try own a pet creeper. It always leaves a mess in the living room.
181: Do not try to make friends with endermen. They are backstabbers.
182: Do not bully the villagers when big iron caveman squidward is nearby.
183: Do not sacrifice a sheep in order to resurrect Master Herobrine
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:58 PM

You guys got the numbers mixed up there... 186. Don't go for a nighttime stroll. EVER.
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Posted 26 February 2013 - 10:38 PM

187. Don't make only one furnace
188. Don't use lava as decoration in a wood house
189. Don't break another person's painting to see if there's anything behind it and think you'll be able to put it back quickly
190. Don't go spelunking without a bucket of water
191. Don't underestimate low-level stripmining
192. Don't forget to use the anvil



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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:11 PM

193: Do not leave you house without a bucket of water.
194: Do not leave you house without a weapon.
195: Do not leave you house without torches.
196: Do not leave you house without food.
197: Do not leave you house without some wood.
198: Never play without sound, especially on hard core.

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 11:18 PM

199: Don't spam on MP servers.
200: Don't spawn more than 1 wither, even with diamond armor.
201: Don't build a 1x1 tower with redstone blocks when raining, you will be struct with lightning. (Not real but cool anyway! ;))
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 02:14 AM

202. When you kill someone on a multiplayer server, never, never say "HAHAHAH YOU JUST GOT TROLLED MUAHHAAH TROLOLOLOL"
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 02:24 AM

203. Never troll on with a creeper. You never know what they can do.
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 06:53 AM

204.) Never let anyone else use your computer and/or minecraft account without close supervision.  Server admins may not care that it was your 11-year-old sister using your computer to empty every unlocked chest on the server.

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:13 AM

205. Never, EVER, Go outside when a mob party(alot of mobs) are right next to your door.

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:41 AM

206: dont shoot arrows i the air it will come down and kill you.
207: dont use texture pack that you dont know whats what.


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Posted 27 February 2013 - 09:07 AM

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 09:18 AM

209:don't make a creeper friendPosted Image
210:don't go to the end and killing a enderdrangon with a wooden,stone,golden sword
211:don't be a noob and try to make coal weapons



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Posted 27 February 2013 - 10:56 AM

212: Never EVER EVER build a Pub in Minecraft... It's not pretty
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 12:20 PM

View Postc0rrupted_one, on 14 February 2013 - 02:09 AM, said:

3. Do not try and fight a witch with minimal armor, make a witch trap.

Heh heh, I like that.
This means I should die? Because this is a list of things you shouldn't do. I shouldn't not die in Minecraft you say.