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[Lugia]

"Sure... she seems sleepy, anyways." I say to Waskom. I then walk back to the couch, and sit down. Almost instantly turning on the T.V... it was already airing 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. This ought to be good. I think as I sit back, and make sure Celina's still asleep, and not in danger. Both of those things checking out, I get back to watching the T.V.

[ShinyEsp]

I wake up very late in the day. Going onto my MCForums account, I send Robert a message- "Since you've been in the know-how recently, anything interesting going on? I don't like being left in the dark, no pun intended." Closing my phone, I sit down in my treehouse again and relax...

[KaBling]

Milloon cheers up slightly - the show had both dumb and criminals.
Milloon: "That should put me off my ex-wife."

[Waskom_Frost]

*River and i go in to wash off, tryingg to get rid of the sore, tired feeling we both had as well.*


Me: *Sigh* Warm water... just want i needed...


River: At least you didn't have someone step on your mane...


Me: Yeah well... i said i was sorry...

[KaBling]

Milloon: "At least you guys have a family, I have none left."
Milloon rubs his eye and takes his arm off his table.
Milloon: "Sigh... I'm going to take a walk around here."
Milloon gets out of his seat and starts walking rather sadly.

[Waskom_Frost]

*After a while, a loud thud can be heard from the bathroom.*


Me: Hope no one heard that...


River: What... would you find it awkward if someone found you on your back with a shower curtain on you.


Me: No... but you would... because you are the oen that fell over.


((Well... milloon heard that i am sure.))

[KaBling]

Milloon hears a thump. He goes to check the source out - the bathroom.
Karma moment - NO! JUST NO! I either knock to see- (HECK NO! JUST PLAIN NO! Bad), or I could just leave them alo- (YES! HECK YES! YES ALL THE WAY! Good)
Milloon knocks on the door anyway.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- -Cut off, a lot longer if not cut off-

Milloon: "Are you guys okay!?"

[Waskom_Frost]

*I toss the curtain off me... or try anyway.*


Mer: Not really... i feel... uhh... can you get this curtain off of us...


River: Dangit... stop moving! its like a giant snake... it just get tighter around su when you move... and my arms are stuck...


Me: Get a knife and cut this thing off of us...


EDIT: ((Because i gotta sleep.))


*I get myself free as i speak, then stand up wrapping a towel around myself quickly.*


Me: Yeah... well...


*I force milloon out then shut the door.*


Me: Do not tell robert we were doing anything but showering! no matter what it looked like we both fell... he landed next to me in the curtain... NOTHING happened...

[Enorym]

Waskomsause, on 23 January 2013 - 08:19 AM, said:

Me: Do not tell robert we were doing anything but showering! no matter what it looked like we both fell... he landed next to me in the curtain... NOTHING happened...

((River is a male?))

[KaBling]

((I was going to say this, but my internet crashed. Do I have to listen to the edit?))

Milloon is disgusted by the thought of that.
Milloon: "Oh my... I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AS SOON AS I SEE YOU! HELP ME DO IT!"
Milloon grabs a kitchen knife and runs towards the bathroom - except he trips over a rubber duck ((why is there one in the hallway!?)) and breaks the door open - he smacks onto the wet floor of the bathroom.
Milloon: "..."
Milloon remains silent - he isn't looking at the 2 of you, but the water was just... Milloon gasps.
Milloon: "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Milloon breaths again.
Milloon: "AH! I'm in your bath water! I wouldn't have mind if I was showering with my wi- I've said too much."
Milloon slides the kitchen knife over and quickly gets out the bathroom... except he slips and falls onto the wall.
Milloon: "Dang it."

[Evanist]

Dylian finally arrives at Robert's house, and lands calmly, along to see the door open, broken glass... But not sign of a fight currently. He enters the house.
"What happen here? What in the world ... And why is there broken glass?" he ask, rather curious. This was just weird that each time he came to Robert's house, it end up that there a fight that happens or he misses a fight, and rarely things stay calm... What was wrong anyway? Was Robert himself attracting trouble?

[Videomixer]

((Jeez, you guys are up late in my time zone))
I continue staring wondering what he has planned.  "That silly wallet of yours had nothing of real value, just a couple of bucks and an ID, so I got rid of it for you," he says at which I am shocked.  "Why the gloommy face?  I know what'll suit you," he say then shaking his head so fast it should have broken.  I then feel something odd in my head.  Putting my hands over my head, I try running from something that was surrounding me.  The giant one comes and... The dream ends.

[Lugia]

"Oh, that was Miloon trying to get in... weird that he was having trouble, as my door is almost always unlocked." I Say to Dylian as I continue watching T.V... I then wonder when Waskom and River will be back. I then see some stupid guy on the T.V shout "I'm KING OF THE WORLD!" the guy on the T.V then jumps off of a street lamp, into the crowd of people... only to hit the hard, unforgiving street.

[Evanist]

Dylian sees the show, and just facearm.
"Ugh... talk about some stupid things... Anything else happen while I was gone? Any more trouble? I heard there a new psycho in town..." he says after sitting down calmly.

Celina was resting silently in Waskom's arms. She did train hard, having gained 5 levels (Level 9 now... sound good?)

[Lugia]

"Yeah, there is... someone going by the name of Marcus. He's trying to make pokémon the dominant species of the planet." I say to Dylian, as I see a man getting pulled over driving on the streets... in a green lawnmower. The officer asks "Are you drunk, sir?" The man answers "Uh, no." the officer then says "Okay, then do as I do... 1, 2, 3, 4." With every number, he had his thumb touch a different finger. The man then says "Oh, uh, I'm not real book-smart..." and the officer says "Please do as I do." He then repeats the process, and the man offers "I could walk across that line, if you want me to, officer." He then starts to walk towards the middle of the street, eventhough the officer says "No, you're going to repeat after me, okay?" To this, the man replies "Officer, I'm kind of a dumb***." The officer finally arrests the man, and he says "Could you let me call my uncle, first?"

[Evanist]

Dylian just at the tv, and sighed at what happen.
"It is kinda dumb to think that we should be dominant... We are equal to humans... to say the least. Geez we might have some more powers, but if I remember our past... we did not have machines like humans do. We were rather simple in our life style. Humans have lots of inventions and such... And we used them, and understand them. Its not that we are superior, its just we have understood how humans work, and consider our self equal to them... even if some people... well... I don't need to explain too much... Some people are like those at Tv." he says looking at show.
"We might have extra powers, but its because of our nature. We are no superior." he says. He then lean back slightly.
"Anything else that happen..." he ask.

[Lugia]

((Psst, that was on the T.V... not outside.))

[Evanist]

(Editing lol. My bad.)

[Lugia]

I chuckle, slightly, and say "And we're not SERperior, either, right?" At this, I realize that I've made a bad pun... but decide to simply wait for Dylian's reaction as I see one man trying to drive over 13 busses, and missing by a whole 10 of them, crashing his car into the third bus... what a failure.

[Evanist]

Dylian sighed, and faceleg.
"Really Robert? Really? You had to get that pun out?" he ask, and looking at the television.
"Anyway... I hope the FBI can take care of those crazy man that think pokemons are superior... I kinda want a slight time off." he says, relaxing a bit. First those crazy scientists... now this... Geez he would not be surprised if those new psychos try to change everyone into pokemons... or if the leader himself was one... like a Zoroark.