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[Dragon]

CAN_Archer, on 27 January 2013 - 09:52 PM, said:

Greetings.

How's life?

[Zalvager]

Homem Pigman, on 27 January 2013 - 09:53 PM, said:

Ah, have I ever talked about my love for Russian naming? Such beatiful customs and conventions. Every name is a melody, a true marvel to listen to or even read. But that's not all. Besides sounding great, they also add a certain class to the person, which can improve the impression by itself.

Don't even get me started on the accents. I'm even worse about the accents.

Kasparov makes me gay. That's all I'm going to say.

[CAN_Archer]

Dragon, on 27 January 2013 - 09:55 PM, said:

How's life?

I'm sick, learned how to colour my scanned drawings, and going to eat chicken for dinner.

[Homem Pigman]

Zalvager, on 27 January 2013 - 09:56 PM, said:

Kasparov makes me gay. That's all I'm going to say.

Speaking of that, I'm actually going to learn Russian this year. I imagine saying "I am fluent in three languages" will get me all the chicks.

[Zalvager]

Homem Pigman, on 27 January 2013 - 09:59 PM, said:

Speaking of that, I'm actually going to learn Russian this year. I imagine saying "I am fluent in three languages" will get me all the chicks.

When I learn German, I will get all the ladies.

Haha, funny.

[Homem Pigman]

Zalvager, on 27 January 2013 - 10:00 PM, said:

When I learn German, I will get all the ladies.

Haha, funny.

Anybody can speak German - you just yell something violently!

This is a joke, no discrimination intended...

[Zalvager]

Homem Pigman, on 27 January 2013 - 10:01 PM, said:

Anybody can speak German - you just yell something violently!

This is a joke, no discrimination intended...

I find it sad that we have to imply that.

Hmm, I don't know what to do. I guess I should just relax. I think too much.

[Homem Pigman]

Zalvager, on 27 January 2013 - 10:03 PM, said:

I find it sad that we have to imply that.

Hmm, I don't know what to do. I guess I should just relax. I think too much.

This is a simple breathing technique I use all the time to relax.
1- Breath in slowly through your nose and as you are doing so, roll your eyes up slowly towards the back of your head and shut them as you finish breathing in. 2- With your eyes still closed,hold in the breath for a few seconds. 3- Eyes still closed, slowly exhale with your mouth.
Open your eyes and repeat the steps 1 to 3 a couple more times. It always works for me.

[Zalvager]

Homem Pigman, on 27 January 2013 - 10:08 PM, said:

This is a simple breathing technique I use all the time to relax.
1- Breath in slowly through your nose and as you are doing so, roll your eyes up slowly towards the back of your head and shut them as you finish breathing in. 2- With your eyes still closed,hold in the breath for a few seconds. 3- Eyes still closed, slowly exhale with your mouth.
Open your eyes and repeat the steps 1 to 3 a couple more times. It always works for me.

.... No thanks.

I have my own methods.

[Dextrous]

Zalvager, on 27 January 2013 - 10:08 PM, said:

.... No thanks.

I have my own methods.

I can guess. q:

[Travis]

Eww. Monday.

[Zalvager]

Dextrous, on 27 January 2013 - 10:11 PM, said:

I can guess. q:

It's not what you think.

Travis, on 27 January 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:

Eww. Monday.

Eww Monday indeed.

[Dextrous]

Travis, on 27 January 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:

Eww. Monday.

I've still got two hours left of Sunday.

Zalvager, on 27 January 2013 - 10:13 PM, said:

It's not what you think.

Sure it isn't.
I believe you.

[Travis]

Dextrous, on 27 January 2013 - 10:14 PM, said:

I've still got two hours left of Sunday.

Two hours ahead of you.

[Zalvager]

Dextrous, on 27 January 2013 - 10:14 PM, said:

Sure it isn't.
I believe you.

Haha, you're so funny.

>.>

<.<

[Homem Pigman]

Travis, on 27 January 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:

Eww. Monday.

I for one hate mondays. That's why I often like to leave everything done on Friday or Sunday - clean the desk, make a list, stuff like that. Key to a good Monday is to make it as short and light as possible, leaving as least responsibilities as possible.

[TheEvanCat]

I just drove around Hong Kong on a motorcycle with an assault rifle and killed roughly 200 people. Then the cops killed me when I tried to ambush their roadblock for more ammo.

[Dextrous]

Zalvager, on 27 January 2013 - 10:15 PM, said:

Haha, you're so funny.

>.>

<.<

You have no idea.

[Zalvager]

Homem Pigman, on 27 January 2013 - 10:16 PM, said:

I for one hate mondays. That's why I often like to leave everything done on Friday or Sunday - clean the desk, make a list, stuff like that. Key to a good Monday is to make it as short and light as possible.

I wouldn't mind Mondays if they were a part of the weekend.

[Homem Pigman]

TheEvanCat, on 27 January 2013 - 10:16 PM, said:

I just drove around Hong Kong on a motorcycle with an assault rifle and killed roughly 200 people. Then the cops killed me when I tried to ambush their roadblock for more ammo.

Maybe you should go easy on the cocaine.