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[Mulan15262]

"Waise neiat."

I use it on the hyper-epic instead of myself, blowing up the hyper-epic.

[OpelSpeedster]

finalclaw, on 19 December 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

With drained powers, I throw my sword at the hint block, trying to focus and heal before the hyper epic becomes enraged again...

Hint: Rexog's weakness is binded to an object, not an attack.

fseftr, on 19 December 2012 - 11:33 PM, said:

I summon OpelSpeedster to attack the HER

But it failed!

Noir_Box, on 19 December 2012 - 11:39 PM, said:

I put summon a giant mirror in front of the HER, distracting the HER with how badass he looks for a while.

He destroys the mirror because he mistakes it with an Epic Rexog.

finalclaw, on 19 December 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:

Activate regen, Activate focus, Activate shields and reflaga.
Finalclaw: ????/????
status: regenerating, recharging, if hyper epic attacks me for around 10 rounds, he will receive the same damage he dealt, shielded(can hold one super omfg attack)

Rexog is annoyed because you are trying to secure yourself from it, but decided not to attack you.

Brendan170, on 19 December 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:

Maxim Cliche is ripping out the eyeballs of Hyper Epic Rexog.

The eyeballs are very resistant to being bulged out, but it stil hurts! 1 damage!

engie_ninja, on 19 December 2012 - 11:44 PM, said:

I choose Bulus.

Back at the battle, I send a pyro over to the sign to see if it is a neon annihilator type sign or a conscientous objector type sign.

Xorgs evacuated!

It is just various shining letters arranged to spell 'Impossible' that are mysteriously floating, but they are made of the same component that the Neon Annihilator is made of.

Mulan15262, on 20 December 2012 - 12:19 AM, said:

"Waise neiat."

I use it on the hyper-epic instead of myself, blowing up the hyper-epic.

1 damage!

Achievement Get!
Moar Progress!: Knock a Hyper Epic to 99.999.989 health on Impossible difficulty


Hyper Epic Rexog's health: 99.999.989/100.000.000

Hint Pipe's health: 50/50

[FireHazard128]

I shoot an RPG into it's face.

[OpelSpeedster]

FireHazard128, on 20 December 2012 - 12:23 PM, said:

I shoot an RPG into it's face.

It doesn't seems to damage him...


Hyper Epic Rexog's health: 99.999.989/100.000.000

Hint Pipe's health: 50/50

[Sylveon]

I use a scanner to find what object is the rexog's weakness

[OpelSpeedster]

chilltheshadow9001, on 20 December 2012 - 04:21 PM, said:

I use a scanner to find what object is the rexog's weakness

The scanner has shown no results.


Hyper Epic Rexog's health: 99.999.989/100.000.000

Hint Pipe's health: 50/50

[engie_ninja]

I drench the HER in water, then smack it with the "IMPOSSIBLE" sign. Same components equals same mysterious logic-breaking powers, right?

[finalclaw]

I activate confuse and inverter, making the hyper epic to attack itself once,
Status:
recharging, regenerating, still shielded for 5 more posts, reflaga.....

[ErasmoGnome]

I steal santa's sleigh, equip with with Czar-bomba style nukes, but with localized blasts, in the form of a machine gun, load up with 9999999999999 ammunition, and start unloading nukes into the HER's face, with Rudolph's nose paling in comparison to the blasts.

[mariostar7]

I jump into the hint pipe.

[Sloop]

I break out of the H.E.R. via the legs.

[finalclaw]

With a great lot of my power back, I send a wave of noise saying, MAYBE THE HINT BLOCK OR PIPE IS THE OBJECT THAT KILLS HYPER EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
Status:recharging, healing, shielded for one more post, reflaga for three more posts, full heal in 5 posts...

[Mulan15262]

"Deyja"

I use it on the hyper-epic.

[OpelSpeedster]

engie_ninja, on 20 December 2012 - 06:41 PM, said:

I drench the HER in water, then smack it with the "IMPOSSIBLE" sign. Same components equals same mysterious logic-breaking powers, right?

He doesn't seems to be damaged!

finalclaw, on 20 December 2012 - 07:15 PM, said:

I activate confuse and inverter, making the hyper epic to attack itself once,
Status:
recharging, regenerating, still shielded for 5 more posts, reflaga.....

It doesn't seems to affect him!

ErasmoGnome, on 20 December 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:

I steal santa's sleigh, equip with with Czar-bomba style nukes, but with localized blasts, in the form of a machine gun, load up with 9999999999999 ammunition, and start unloading nukes into the HER's face, with Rudolph's nose paling in comparison to the blasts.

Since it is Smissmas, the Elfs kill you and return Santa his sleigh, because there would be no Christmas without the Sleigh!

mariostar7, on 20 December 2012 - 09:40 PM, said:

I jump into the hint pipe.

You are instantly ejected out.

Sloop, on 20 December 2012 - 09:45 PM, said:

I break out of the H.E.R. via the legs.

His tissues are too strong for you to break out. It looks like you are trapped inside him....lolvore

finalclaw, on 20 December 2012 - 10:59 PM, said:

With a great lot of my power back, I send a wave of noise saying, MAYBE THE HINT BLOCK OR PIPE IS THE OBJECT THAT KILLS HYPER EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
Status:recharging, healing, shielded for one more post, reflaga for three more posts, full heal in 5 posts...

Rexog asks himself which hint pipe you are talking about.

Mulan15262, on 20 December 2012 - 11:12 PM, said:

"Deyja"

I use it on the hyper-epic.

It doesn't seems to damage him, Rexog has no bodily weakness! As the previous hint block stated, his weakness is binded to an object!


Hyper Epic Rexog's health: 99.999.989/100.000.000

Hint Pipe's health: 50/50

[Mister_Mudkip]

Um, hit him with a tree?

[OpelSpeedster]

Mister_Mudkip, on 20 December 2012 - 11:37 PM, said:

Um, hit him with a tree?

He is unharmed!


Hyper Epic Rexog's health: 99.999.989/100.000.000

Hint Pipe's health: 50/50

[Sloop]

I climb the throat of the H.E.R. to get out through the mouth.

[finalclaw]

With almost full strength, I manage to throw all of the hint pipes at the hyper epic, hoping it will do something to him
Status: recharging, healing, full strength in 2 posts....

[ErasmoGnome]

I grab a particle accelerator and start hurling Spore Artifacts at the speed of a machine gun at the HER that approach the speed of light in speed. In case your not versed in physics, an artifact going at near the speed of light would be going so fast it would have a fusion reaction with anything it hit, including the air , but especially the HER. I'm talking e=mc^2 kind of power. Here's an example of something going only 9/10 the speed of light, and here's an example of what would happen if something went .9999999c, which is the speed of these artifacts. The destructive power is monstrous in proportion.

[OpelSpeedster]

Sloop, on 20 December 2012 - 11:50 PM, said:

I climb the throat of the H.E.R. to get out through the mouth.

You manage to escape.

finalclaw, on 20 December 2012 - 11:53 PM, said:

With almost full strength, I manage to throw all of the hint pipes at the hyper epic, hoping it will do something to him
Status: recharging, healing, full strength in 2 posts....

There's only one Hint Pipe, and it does not affected him.

Because you threw the pipe at him, 19 damage to the Pipe.

ErasmoGnome, on 20 December 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

I grab a particle accelerator and start hurling Spore Artifacts at the speed of a machine gun at the HER that approach the speed of light in speed. In case your not versed in physics, an artifact going at near the speed of light would be going so fast it would have a fusion reaction with anything it hit, including the air , but especially the HER. I'm talking e=mc^2 kind of power. Here's an example of something going only 9/10 the speed of light, and here's an example of what would happen if something went .9999999c, which is the speed of these artifacts. The destructive power is monstrous in proportion.

Rexog simply avoided all artifacts.


Hyper Epic Rexog's health: 99.999.989/100.000.000

Hint Pipe's health: 39/50