I need a jurylawsuit against spamynator_1
Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:29 AM
'Twas the 2nd of December, and all through a server, my property was stirring, as spamynator_1 strode onto my property with malicious intent. For some reason, we had come to the agreement that the defendant could come to my house and build a wooden house, than burn it. I have absolutely no idea why, however that was the way it went. I will provide imitation images of what happened, to supplement my story.
He entered my property 9:32 PM of December 2nd, 2012, bearing netherrack, wood, a bucket of lava, tools, and malicious intent. The following, until stated, was to both of our agreements, and I bear witness. He first surrounded my chests with netherrack, and I helped. This was to prevent burning from potential lava spread.
Second, he built a simple wooden house next to said netherrack box, about 5x4, and 7 blocks high. This house contained a door and nothing more. Here is where said house was:
He than poured lava upon said house, as was agreed upon. I began to block the flow of lava, however as it lit the house on fire, it spread uncontrollably, covering much of the area. It was than that the lava ignited the forest surrounding my area, as shown in this image:
I than began attempting to douse the flames, with the defendant also appearing to do so, to an extent. As this happened, the defendant was repeatedly stating that I "owed him a bucket of lava", as I tried to douse the flames burning my beloved forest. I was than ignited by the blaze, and died in a very pitiful pile of items. The defendant picked up my prized pickaxe, and gave it to me some time later, probably worried about potential theft. I than returned, only to die again in the blaze. When I returned a second time, the blaze was out, leaving a very ugly gap in the forest, shown in the image above.
The defendant than invaded my property, attempting to gather photo evidence, which he will undoubtably provide in his defense. Upon leaving, he showed distinct signs of cheating, something expressly forbidden by him himself:
As my final show of evidence, here are some more examples of the horrific destruction caused to my area:
I ask the jury to approve a charge of the following items:
- 3 buckets
- 20 wood
- 3 planks
- 10 "bottles 'o' enchanting" to make up for lost levels.
I thank you for your time, and may your decision be just.
Thanks for responding everybody, he threatened to take down the server until I gave in, so that finishes that.
To those who insulted me, please purchase a dictionary from your mental hospital's library and have your supervisor read out the definition of "joke" for you, G'night
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Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:33 AM
You didn't even tell us the rules of the server.
Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:41 AM
1: You never did state the server's rules
2: You only died because of you getting too close to the flames. He didn't push you into the flames, did he? I think not.
3: Dude, he stold a torch, some wood, and some crops. The only thing valuable were the buckets, but you can always find more iron. It's not like it's that rare.
Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:46 AM
I approve the planks and wood, and one bucket - MAXIMUM There's not enough proof for me. Besides, you can easily get that wood back, so I wouldn't bother trying to get it from him.
Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:52 AM
May the record show this is not his server.
After "burning down his forest" he proceeded to make several threats along the lines of as follows, and i quote
"i will Ra** you"
"i will burn your Fu***** house"
"I will poor lava on your animals" (i took personal offense to this)
Keep in mind the distinct lack of relevence my house, virginity, and animals have in this lawsuite.
we then got into an enlongated argument about how he owes me lava (and 5 sugarcane) to which he did not abide.
he then pulled the following statements out of his fecal oriface... "I ask the jury to approve a charge of the following items:
- 3 buckets
- 20 wood
- 3 planks
- 10 "bottles 'o' enchanting" to make up for lost levels."
i did not at anytime during this servers ontime take bukkits wood or levels from this kind fellow.
His accusal of me causeing his fire based death lies untrue, i did not in anyway force him to stand in the flame, due to how pvp is disabled i am incapable of doing such an action. on a side-note i definately would have killed him if pvp was enabled.
By the power invested in my by the state of Ohio i now plead not guilty, you may kiss the defendant!
Posted 03 December 2012 - 03:59 AM
This is a threat, and I take offense to this.
Supports his cheating (flying to the site to perform mentioned property invasion)
I lacked MANY items which I had on me from my second death, which I cannot prove, however I am attempting to make this claim in order to at least make up for some of this loss. As for the wood, far more than 20 wood was lost in flames, so I consider this request acceptable.
And to his claims about the lack of necessity of my death, if it wasn't for my desperate attempt to quell the blaze, he would have caused the removal of hundreds of trees, and the death of approximately 30 villagers who live in said forest (I can provide images, if he lets me onto the server.)
Hopefully I have helped you decode his testimony.
Posted 03 December 2012 - 04:01 AM
Posted 03 December 2012 - 04:52 AM
This entire thing has been a joke between us, thanks for taking it disgustingly seriously, pretty much what I expected
See above. Get a sense of humor, and a knowledge of inference. The people who took this distantly seriously really need to go think about their lives.
Posted 03 December 2012 - 07:23 AM