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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:32 PM

We've all had 'one of those days' where you just do not want to go to school (bad luck to those who are homeschooled) and you will do almost anything to get out of going.

Simply, when these days arrive, what do you try do?
I usually go for the most unoriginal, unprovable excuse.

'I have a headaaaache'

And convincing my mum to let me stay home is extremely hard so... sometimes I would purposely make it obvious that it 'hurt', and if needed, do stupid things like walking into walls. it doesn't really work anymore. I don't really try nowadays anyway, no point.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:38 PM

When I didn't want to go to school, I just rested my head on the radiator and told my mum "My head hurts! I think I have a fever."
Worked all the time.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:42 PM

I say I need to stay away from school to do my homework.
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:45 PM

I just ask, and we work out something. Sometimes it doesnt work. She usually says "Go to the nurse, if its actually bad, theyll send you home".

We got a 5 day weekend though, thursday, friday, the weekend, and today. Back to school tomorrow:(

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:45 PM

I don't like skipping school.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 03:58 PM

I'm afraid I'll be the odd one out, but it's been five years I don't miss school, and when I did I was genuinely sick.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:45 PM

I can puke whenever i feel like it.

If i dont feel like going to school that day i just slowly go downstairs and tell my mum my stomach hurts.

If she doesnt belive me i just run to the bathroom and upchuck.

Im friggin weird.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:51 PM

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I can puke whenever i feel like it.
I can't imagine that's healthy.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:52 PM

I just don't go. Honestly, for some classes, I don't even need to attend to get a good grade. The professor basically just tells us to read out of the book, which can easily be done any time I feel like doing it.
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:55 PM

View PostHomem Pigman, on 26 November 2012 - 04:51 PM, said:

I can't imagine that's healthy.
Hurts like hell if i do it on an empty stomach.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:56 PM

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 06:32 PM

Today is my first day out of school this year, and I was actually sick. I'm probably like the few here that no matter how much they don't wish to go, just go :P
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 06:34 PM

"I don't feel like it."

At least I was honest.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 06:39 PM

"*Bleep* off and let me sleep"
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 07:08 PM

"I had my period"
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 07:17 PM

I just use a headache excuse, warm up your head, act dizzy and £££
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 07:50 PM

"Mum I can't go to school, this morning when I got up I did a back flip out of bed like I usually do, but I went a bit too far and circled the Universe, during that time I didn't seem to go very fast, thus meaning I couldn't use Black Holes to slow down time, which meant now I am a few billion years old and cannot go to school as I should of left school a few billion years ago, sorry, but I need to go to sleep."

That my friends, was a genuine excuse.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:08 PM

I usually miss an extra week of school before or after March break.
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:12 PM

I think there's been a few times when I really, REALLY couldn't be bothered with it, and got out of it because of that.
I usually have to be at least slightly ill though.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:13 PM

"But mom today we're doing nothing but making sex jokes in health, using Google Translate to find French swear words in French, and listening the history talk teacher talk about her life."

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