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[Enorym]

Strauss yelped in surprise. "W- What happened to me!?"

Teknonick, on 01 December 2012 - 03:42 AM, said:

((Plus he's a ROBOT... You should notice that...))

((I know Mordecai is a robot.))

[SpartanDoesAcid]

With Strauss surprised at his recent transformation I say to him, "Your... bones... changed shape apparently."

[Enorym]

"I... I can see that....", muttered Strauss. "Why do you think this happened?"

[Teknonick]

((I haven't come in yet have I? No wait, I'm on my way...))
I enter the 'building' though the doors, with my droid following slowly behind (R2D2 almost :3). I hear screaming, and quickly rush into the room! "What's happening!?" I ask, then noticing the weird legs. "What the heck happened? Did some of your stuff that you were working on spill onto him?" I ask, walking closer, "Or are you always like this?" I ask Strauss.

[SpartanDoesAcid]

With Strauss quietly muttering "Why do you think this happened," I respond to him by saying, "I have no idea... Maybe it was the injection?"

[Enorym]

"That... would explain a lot...", replied Strauss, rubbing his eye. "But why do you think those... aliens... gave me the injection in the first place? And why did they inject what I could only guess is a tracking device into my arm? You don't think they're... they're... using me as a test subject?" Strauss shuddered.

[Teknonick]

"Oh... Hmm.. It's very possible they are using you as a subject, and might come back for you now that they know we know. We should get that tracking device out of you as quickly as possible before they find us, and dump it somewhere far away so they can't find us again. I bet they're on there way now." I put my two cent's in.

[SpartanDoesAcid]

With Josive stating that he could be a test subject, I then add to the conversation by saying, "Can you walk?"

[SpartanDoesAcid]

((Aaaaand the ball has stopped rolling.))

[Teknonick]

SpartanDoesAcid, on 01 December 2012 - 05:07 AM, said:

((Aaaaand the ball has stopped rolling.))

((*Kicks it* HA! *See's a Power Game Hammer come at me* Oh shiz... WHERE'S MY SHIELD!?))

[Enorym]

Teknonick, on 01 December 2012 - 05:08 AM, said:

((*Kicks it* HA! *See's a Power Game Hammer come at me* Oh shiz... WHERE'S MY SHIELD!?))

((I ATE IT. I ATE YOUR SHIELD.))

"I... I think I can....", said Strauss, standing up... and instantly tripping.

[Teknonick]

I rush over to the table to help Strauss stand up. (Did you notice it doesn't correct you when you type Strauss?) Just then, my drone rolls near, and beeps a few times. "What is it you need me to carry sir?"

((YOU POWER GAMED MAH SHIELD! *Hammer stops, and goes towards you*))

[SpartanDoesAcid]

After I see Strauss trip I immediatly help him up before Josive can get to him. When he is close to standing, I say, "Can you stand correctly, at least?"

[Teknonick]

"Um, I think your hardrive is malfunctioning. He tripped, that's normally a sign that he can't stand correctly." I say, seeming a little bit suspicious. "Anyway, I bet he'll be able to walk soon after he get's used to his new legs. It's just so weird... why would aliens do this oth- Oh.. I bet this is some new show isn't it!?"

[SpartanDoesAcid]

((I believe he tripped when he tried to walk. He didn't just stand and trip without moving.))

[Teknonick]

SpartanDoesAcid, on 01 December 2012 - 05:20 AM, said:

((I believe he tripped when he tried to walk. He didn't just stand and trip without moving.))

((I know, but... ERP... Character's make mistake. Do you really want me to edit it out? :3... No hard feelings if you say yes though lol))

[SpartanDoesAcid]

Hearing Josive's ridiculous prospect of this being a show, I respond by saying, "I doubt they would let a show this sick reach anywhere."

((It's fine.))

[Teknonick]

"I know, but just a theory. I've heard about a few people doing crazy recordings like this to make a quick buck for people to just see the reactions of how we react to him. Anyway, I doubt that's it, just a theory."

((Now we need to run into a bunch of random people making a movie of some sorts, and we walk into it now knowingly, and accidentally shoot someone and they get all mad xD))

[SpartanDoesAcid]

((And we get sued for assault and find out that the entire RP is a tv show.))

As we are worrying about Strauss a wall suddenly falls backwards, revealing a cameraman and James Cameron. I immediatly shoot the cameraman with my gun as a sudden reaction, which causes the entire crew to walk out a door nearby. I run out, following them, to find that I am located outside a studio marked 'Universal Paradox.' Rather confused, I shoot thyself in the head, killing myself.

[Teknonick]

SpartanDoesAcid, on 01 December 2012 - 05:28 AM, said:

((And we get sued for assault and find out that the entire RP is a tv show.))

((lol yes, and EVEN MORE LAWL!!! Wait, how do you know it is a show?))
((Great, now I'm going to have a hard time not breaking the Fourth Wall during that part xD))
((That random Edit of the Fourth Wall is so crazy, I BAN THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [jk]))