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What gave you a Boner in MCXB?


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Posted 16 September 2012 - 08:58 PM

The title says it all, but just in case if someone has no idea what I'm talking about, what gave you a huge scare( and boner )?

When I was walking along, I checked my inventory to make sure it was organized, then when I closed it, a creeper walked right in front of me and said, " Hello, F*CK YOU!". I basicly(I can never spell this word)died and lost all my stuff + I got a boner.
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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:00 PM

when i accidently fell in a pool of lava

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:01 PM

LOL that's allot of boners today....

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:07 PM

View PostScrote, on 16 September 2012 - 09:01 PM, said:

LOL that's allot of boners today....
You have no idea...
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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:10 PM

I can't be the only person who didn't expect that to be the definition of boner
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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:17 PM

Not saying I am one, but this thread should be for woman also. Last time i checked women don't get boners. -.-

Also, I think you should have said heart attack or something along the lines of that because usually when I get a boner it's to something exited say finding diamonds. Not getting blown up. Thanks.

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#7

Old_Gentleman

Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:19 PM

View PostZsaas, on 16 September 2012 - 08:58 PM, said:

The title says it all, but just in case if someone has no idea what I'm talking about, what gave you a huge scare( and boner )?

When I was walking along, I checked my inventory to make sure it was organized, then when I closed it, a creeper walked right in front of me and said, " Hello, F*CK YOU!". I basicly(I can never spell this word)died and lost all my stuff + I got a boner.

I am so sorry to disappoint you but I get my boners from women only and not video games. But its to his own I guess.
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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:21 PM

View Postx_SMIFFYY, on 16 September 2012 - 09:10 PM, said:

I can't be the only person who didn't expect that to be the definition of boner
Yeah, when the hell did boners become scary, dangerous, and painful? Wait...

When the hell did having your own boner become scary, dangerous, or painful? Hold up... Damn it, I can think of several explanations for that one too.

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:23 PM

I also got boners from, diamonds, music disk, and GOLDEN APPLE.
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Posted 16 September 2012 - 09:26 PM

when i find diamonds,when succesfully duplicate something,whenwhen found dungeons and when making a super TNT bomb for destroy the wotld and then exit without saving!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 11:43 PM

My xbox controllers battery was almost dead so I had to plug it in to the console.  After a while i noticed everytime I moved, the controllers cord would kind of rub against my inner thigh pretty high up the leg.  Didn't get a boner but that was the closest thing I came to getting a boner playing Minecraft.  Had a few near heart attacks though, especially entering the Nether for the first time and within seconds heard a Ghast sreeeeching and fire balls started hitting everything around me.