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I can't sir, it's liquid.
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Axalto
, Jan 27 2011 09:07 PM
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#11381
ragnarock200
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Posted Yesterday, 11:54 PM
http://keroro.wikia.com/wiki/Kururu (please see link before commenting on avatar)
Professional mincebag
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#11382
yoot18
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Posted Yesterday, 11:57 PM
Okay! Walks into nether and respawns next to bed.
Butler! Tell me the square root of pi.
Butler! Tell me the square root of pi.
#11383
ragnarock200
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Posted Today, 12:05 AM
1.77245385091
Hit me
Hit me
http://keroro.wikia.com/wiki/Kururu (please see link before commenting on avatar)
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#11384
CreeperOre
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Posted Today, 01:38 AM
But sir, I don't have a stick.
You there! Make me have Jeb's majestic hair!
You there! Make me have Jeb's majestic hair!
#11385
yoot18
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Posted Today, 01:44 AM
But sir, Notch is the one with magnificent hair.
Butler! prevent the apocolypse.
Butler! prevent the apocolypse.
#11386
AdduxP
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Posted Today, 02:12 AM
But sir, the apocolypse already happened six months ago.
Butler, get me a soda.
Butler, get me a soda.
#11387
epiclonnesity
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Posted Today, 05:16 AM
I'll just go to the Coca-Cola® factory conveniently located at
76923 W. Shovit RD
STE 5439
Upur, AZ 13375
You there, stub your pinky toe on a metal bed frame. Without writhing in pain or crying. Watery eyes counts as crying, by the way.
76923 W. Shovit RD
STE 5439
Upur, AZ 13375
You there, stub your pinky toe on a metal bed frame. Without writhing in pain or crying. Watery eyes counts as crying, by the way.
If you need an icon, skin, banner or any other graphic, I'm your man. Just contact me with what you want, free of charge.
#11388
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Posted Today, 05:38 AM
I whacked it with my robotic foot.
YOU DER. BRING ME A PONY!
YOU DER. BRING ME A PONY!
As my name is too long, please call me "Dude" for short.
#11389
ragnarock200
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Posted Today, 06:18 AM
heres a dead IRL horse
find a way to make Keroro aware that Tamama's in love with him
find a way to make Keroro aware that Tamama's in love with him
http://keroro.wikia.com/wiki/Kururu (please see link before commenting on avatar)
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#11390
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Posted Today, 06:40 AM
Why do then when I can have REVENGE!? *I blow your face to itty bitty peices*
YOU DER, GET MEH A REAL PONY.
YOU DER, GET MEH A REAL PONY.
As my name is too long, please call me "Dude" for short.
#11391
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Posted Today, 07:13 AM
here, its a mule
find a way to make Keroro aware that Tamama's in love with him
find a way to make Keroro aware that Tamama's in love with him
http://keroro.wikia.com/wiki/Kururu (please see link before commenting on avatar)
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#11392
Talongrasp
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Posted Today, 02:08 PM
I simply told him, sir.
Butler, how does the "Imagination to real life" converter that you built me work?
Butler, how does the "Imagination to real life" converter that you built me work?
#11393
bobthemagicrabbit
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Posted Today, 03:03 PM
Simple. When one cannot explain with science, he shall explain that it is magic.
BUTLER! Think of something impossible for me to tell you to do!
BUTLER! Think of something impossible for me to tell you to do!
#11394
SnowWolf22
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Posted Today, 03:38 PM
Nothing is impossible, sir!
Butler! Bring me some fish from the other side of Mars!
Butler! Bring me some fish from the other side of Mars!
When life gives you Lemons, don't make Lemonade. Make Life take back those Lemons! Make Life rue the day he EVER gave YOU Lemons!!
Tell Life you'll burn his house down!!! With the Lemons!!!!!
Tell Life you'll burn his house down!!! With the Lemons!!!!!
#11395
yoot18
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Posted Today, 04:41 PM
Okay, I make a lake and name it the other side of mars. I put a bunch of fish in it and fish them out. Here are your fish sir.
Butler! Dig a hole straight through the center of the earth.
Impossibility is impossible.
Butler! Dig a hole straight through the center of the earth.
SnowWolf22, on 18 May 2013 - 03:38 PM, said:
Nothing is impossible, sir!
#11396
Kyte314
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Posted Today, 05:09 PM
OK, here you go sir:
Butler! Watch this other butler fail to dig a hole to the center of the Earth! It's hilarious!
Butler! Watch this other butler fail to dig a hole to the center of the Earth! It's hilarious!
#11397
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Posted Today, 05:37 PM
That was hilarious, sir.
Butler! Kill all the zombies in China! I don't care about the ones on my lawn.
Butler! Kill all the zombies in China! I don't care about the ones on my lawn.
#11398
epiclonnesity
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Posted Today, 07:00 PM
Well, I'm a radioactive comet-thing. So I'll just crash into China and melt the entire country away.
Butler, make my teenage mind stop thinking inappropriate thoughts.
Butler, make my teenage mind stop thinking inappropriate thoughts.
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#11399
Kyte314
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Posted Today, 08:48 PM
Here, just stay still while I perform this operation on your brain.....oh dear, um.....oh there's the duct tape....just push it back in and.....there we go! That should solve your problems! Well....there might be some side-effects. Good thing I made you sign that waiver....errr....just in case, I wasn't here. Just say FlyingPig6789 did this to you. I gotta go.....see ya in Mexico!
I'm going to Mexico!
I'm going to Mexico!
#11400
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Posted Today, 11:26 PM
Sir, you are going to my backyard named Mexico!
Butler, stop all smoking permanently in 1-3,000,000 of a nanosecond.
Butler, stop all smoking permanently in 1-3,000,000 of a nanosecond.
Help my other dragons, please!
