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[swfan333]

MANcraft, a Texture Pack for MEN

Hello my dear MALE Minecrafters, I am swfan333. I am going to make a texture pack called MANcraft, and I need your help!

MANcraft is a texture pack that I have envisioned. I plan to keep it  a 16x pack that focuses on maximum MANliness.

How you can help: Ideas, Ideas, Ideas, I need suggestions for what to make what.

History of MANcraft: There is a texture pack called Girlcraft W.I.P, Glimmar commented on it saying:

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Lol! I want 'guycraft' just to balance things out!

  I have taken it as my duty to make MANcraft to honour this request. Now that i have Paint.net I shall begin.

List of confirmed MANly features: Sirloin armor, You don't milk cows - you mug them for a bucketload of cheese, Snowballs as baseballs, Old Spice guy as the  recommended skin, A-team van as the minecart, Pigs are now TIGERS, Creepers as beards, and Redstone as blood, cleanstone will stay the same, cobblestone is now cinderblocks (stolen from Painterly), chickens are ESCAPED CONVICTS, zombies are ESCAPED CONVICTS, squid are from Sophisticraft, lava(/magma) is now girlypink stuff.

OP under construction

[lctdmf]

You can find the terrain.png in minecraft.jar, just copy it to your desktop or wherever you please.

minecraft.jar is located in %appdata%\roaming\.minecraft\bin

[Sparkey989]

inb4stupidsugestions


if you, for the love of god, could make the arrows look like flaming fists, you would be my hero.

[Semper Durus]

Sparkey989 said:

inb4stupidsugestions

My stupid suggestions:

Phrase "A-Team" on the side of minecart, or something similarly manly and able to fit.

Zombies with chest hair.

Blood on swords.

Muscular pigs.

[DCraftT]

Sparkey989 said:

inb4stupidsugestions


if you, for the love of god, could make the arrows look like flaming fists, you would be my hero.

This

[DCraftT]

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What I really need is the png of the default textures of Beta 1.2 so i can begin work.

There ya go!

[Sparkey989]

Semper Durus said:

Sparkey989 said:

inb4stupidsugestions

My stupid suggestions:

Phrase "A-Team" on the side of minecart, or something similarly manly and able to fit.

Zombies with chest hair.

Blood on swords.

Muscular pigs.

Meh, I don't know how this forum works. Most gaming forums I've been on are nothing but "hai can u do dis its inposibl but do i neway"

Also, creepers made out of beards.

[swfan333]

DCraftT said:

There ya go!

Thank you so much! I tried opening the minecraft.jar for months but I just got an error message.

[Koolwitak]

YOUR PIGS MUST LOOK LIKE THIS!!

[swfan333]

Koolwitak said:

YOUR PIGS MUST LOOK LIKE THIS!!

*picture snip*

kk

[swfan333]

OP updated, now includes the history of MANcraft!

[Benjaminister]

Sparkey989 said:

Semper Durus said:

Sparkey989 said:

inb4stupidsugestions

My stupid suggestions:

Phrase "A-Team" on the side of minecart, or something similarly manly and able to fit.

Zombies with chest hair.

Blood on swords.

Muscular pigs.

Meh, I don't know how this forum works. Most gaming forums I've been on are nothing but "hai can u do dis its inposibl but do i neway"

Also, creepers made out of beards.

I lol'd at beard creepers

[Lavagoose]

Semper Durus said:

Sparkey989 said:

inb4stupidsugestions

My stupid suggestions:

Phrase "A-Team" on the side of minecart, or something similarly manly and able to fit.

Zombies with chest hair.

Blood on swords.

Muscular pigs.

Hahahahahahahaha! "Zombies with chest hair." PRICELESS!!!!!               

[Ifrit7th]

Chainsaws, motorcycles, power tools: basically anything that you can use to cause grave injury to yourself and others would be my suggestion.

Also, slim-jims/beef jerky instead of porkchops maybe.

[swfan333]

Ifrit7th said:

Also, slim-jims/beef jerky instead of porkchops maybe.

PIGS WIL SPAWN FULLY COOKED AND ANGRY! YOU WILL THEN UN-COOK THEM TO GET MANLY PARSITES AND BACTERIA, BECAUSE REAL MEN EAT RAW PORK. And how about cattle drop sirloin so you can make a lady gaga style meat garment?

[Rick]

make a Bruce Willis skin from die hard instead of steve

[swfan333]

Rick said:

make a Bruce Willis skin from die hard instead of steve

Nah, I'll do the old spice guy, he's manly.

[Rick]

swfan333 said:

Rick said:

make a Bruce Willis skin from die hard instead of steve

Nah, I'll do the old spice guy, he's manly.

ok I''m fine with that

[Chaosrain112]

Turn the bow into a Minigun since you can fire it as fast as you can click.

[MetroFan180]

Make squids Cthulhu's.

Also make spiders have glowing moustaches.