DISCLMAIEMR: THE SHORT DOESS NOT ALSO COME IN WHIT.
Also, there was not in fact a Hellacraft 1.
Hellacraft is a Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff themed texture pack for Minecraft. It's a total conversion - the big man hass not left any rock unturned in my quest to douse everything in jpeg artifacts, unnecessary application of the sharpen tool and blatant copypasting from google images. Terrain, items, every mob I could find, the UI, the front end menu, hell, even the weather has been completely destroyed for your viewing masochism. There are some things in this pack that honestly, I can't even tell you what you're looking at. That was kind of my metric for making this. I also can't tell you whether this is a 16x or 32x pack, because frankly, I don't know. Some textures are one, some are the other, and an unmodded copy of Minecraft seems to accept the whole thing without crashing. There seem to be a few texture glitches as a result (such as the nether being made entirely out of running water and your diamond armour being studded with clocks and compasses), but considering the theme of the pack, I'm going to just kind of leave it that way.
For best results, restart Minecraft after loading the pack (just to see the Mojang logo) play through the game on Survival mode. If your eyes don't just go on strike there and then, you can make fun games out of trying to figure out why one side of the pumpkin is made of lava, scouring deep mines for Geromy's face, guessing what colour wool your dye will produce, and trying to find all ten items that make the Subway logo in your inventory! Wield DEUDLY FIREARMS and your trusty SORD... against monsters that you're really not sure where their face went! For bonus points, turn brightness and FOV all the way up!
GET IT HERE
Installation guide for Windows and apparently Mac now I think:
1. Start > Your user thing > Appdata > Roaming > .minecraft > texture packs
2. Paste Hellacraft 2.0 - BLAPCK EDITOM into this folder
Installation guide for Linux:
1. Boot Windows partition
2. See Windows instructions
This may or may not change your framerate, I don't know. It would kind of make sense that this using this pack actually devalues your computer. If for some strange reason you feel like financially supporting me, then don't, and take the money you would have donated and use it to buy a Homestuck album or something.