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[MAXIMUStheDRAGON]

I watched Twilight. I was gasping for air trying to cover my eyes, begging my sister to turn it off!!!

[DigDug___]

I was onced locked in a bathroom as the toilet was visoucly overflowing.


That's not really a near death experience, just funny.

[iloveminecraft97]

FillyRarity, on 04 July 2012 - 05:31 PM, said:

I was walking down the street in America. God, I don't think I'll ever get fear like that again.

ARE YOU CRAZY? AMERICA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER, @$$%$#*!

[Tibbz2]

iloveminecraft97, on 05 January 2013 - 03:59 PM, said:

ARE YOU CRAZY? AMERICA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER, @$$%$#*!

Can't tell if serious or sarcasm.

[CPRox100]

I found a spider crawling up my arm and almost had a heart attack

[StyrofoamCup]

I was hit by a parked car and I nearly died in America.
Another time, I hit my pinkie toe onto a side of a table... in America.

Oh, the tragedy...

[shadow0820]

My computer had some RAM issues and wouldn't turn on

[deathfox393]

I never had near death experiences that i can remember but i know somebody who did: I was babysitting with my sis we brought the children to the park we were close to the apartments one of the children ran across the road without looking and without telling us and a 16-wheeler was coming down and nearly ran her over by an inch.

[KaBling]

I went on a hike with my schoolmates, but after like 30 minutes I became tired and exhausted.

I (thought) I got left behind, I was extremely tired, I felt weak, my whole body was hurting, I felt dizzy, I was wet and muddy, it was terrible.

I got to different points where I thought "Why am I going to die in this forest?" I was helped by several others, but I still nearly died. I tripped over many times, I had to grab onto trees, my shoes were wet, and when I thought it was over, I got caught in a sandstorm on the beach.

I'm glad the worst was over, but due to all of this, I don't want to go outside anymore.

[Super Nintenzo]

Almost choked to death on a peach.
Almost drowned in the Outer Banks.

[DefaultAsAwesome]

I told someone I was an atheist.
How was I supposed to know they were from Texas?

[MrKEKEKE]

me with friends trying to cross road
no car passing
and we run to the middle of the road
and do pushup there...(we are ediots)
suddenly a truck come out from nowhere
we manage to run away before turning into human-meat-pie

[Dylan_The_Bard]

I was like 9 and we were moving into a new place. A friend had a truck and trailer, and in the center where they're connected theres a small platform type thing, and i thought it would be a cool idea to sit on it when the car was moving.
Bad idea.
i didn't see that the car was moving a bit and went to sit on there, sudden;y it started moving and i had to walk along so i wouldn't get knocked down, i GET knocked down, and straighten up, luckly the trailer was wide, so i wasn't run over.

[AdduxP]

I've had three. I'll rank them from least-deathy to most-deathy.

I don't want to sound special or anything, but here goes:

3) I was hit by a car while riding a bicycle on the way home from school. Simple enough. Didn't die.

2) I was hit by a rogue bus while taking a stroll one day. I was crossing the street at a traffic light-ed intersection, and a bus went a few yards over the crosswalk. I was knocked over, but I didn't suffer any major injuries.

1) I was (almost) a victim of the Virginia Tech Shooting. I was in Norris Hall with my father at the time the murderer burst in. He pointed the gun at me once, but didn't shoot. And that is why I am scared of guns.

There. Don't pity me too much now.

[Circa]

- I was riding a quad waaaay too fast out in the middle of the desert, rear tire popped, didnt notice, had to turn but I couldnt so i drove sort of sideways into a dirt wall, flew off the wall then flew off the quad, hit the ground, skid about 20 feet and the quad landed on my leg but I immediately got up.

Ended up having a bloody mouth and a bunch of small cuts. Nothing big but considering what happened it could have been alot worse. I wasn't wearing a helmet either.

- Drove a moped on 50 mph an un-lit, wet, slippery highway (Arizona) at 9 pm in the middle of a heavy storm. Had to wear something to protect my eyes from the 50mph raindrops and I only had sunglasses so I could see anything since it was 9 pm. Just imagine that for a second. Then I hit a decently sized puddle and hydroplaned for a good 3 seconds.

This time around I didn't crash or anything but thinkign back it could have been pretty bad.

[magicsuperman664]

I've had 3:

The first one happened when me and my mum and dad were on this massive inflatable thing. We had to try and knock each-other off of it using a giant ball. My mum caught the ball, and did a jump throw at the very moment I ran up to her. She almost landed on me and I went flying. Nearly broke my neck.

My second near death experience was when I was about 7. I was at a park and me and my friends were messing about. One of my friends went to the toilet and didn't come out for about 20 minutes (probably constipating). My mum asked me whether he was still in there, so I went to check, and at that moment he walked out. My head smacked the door and I fell into the corner of the wall, cracking my head open. I still have the scar.

My final experience happened last year. I was riding home on my bike and I had to turn a corner. The cleaner who worked at my school came around at the same time. I swerved to avoid him, then swerved to avoid the lamppost. I lost control of the bike and would have died if a lorry hadn't pulled up at that time. I crashed into it, instead of going into the road and getting crushed by the oncoming traffic.

I think I've had to many....

[TheForsakenOne]

Oh yeah, I have 2 more experiences, both with lightning. Once, about a half year ago, maybe a full year, I was walking through my kitchen. It was extremely stormy, lots of lightning. I heard a lightning strike hit the house, and then a follow-up. The follow-up ignited my stove, fire blew out of the knobs and the flame barely licked me. Now, I'm afraid to go anywhere in my kitchen during lightning storms.

Second time, I was walking to my next class at school. I had to cross outside from A to C building. Just as I approached the metal covering that led to the ramp in C building, lightning struck around a foot from me. I flew into one of the support beams for the covering. I fell to the ground and people ran up to me and a teacher asked me if I was alright. I couldn't move for a second and they helped me up, and took me to the nurse. She said I would be alright, although my chest did hurt. So yeah, I have bad luck with lightning.

[ThatsANoNoBro]

Well, once I got chased by a dog. I don't think it was going to attack me but I was really little... and scared.

[Jaakey]

I was crossing a road and I tripped on my shoelace (I was young and didn't know how to tie them :B ), as I tripped a speeding car with blaring music came right at me, a nice lady pulled me up and out of the way before giving me a lecture while tying my lace.

Another time, I was on holiday and the hotel I was in was short of nice people, I managed to make a 'friend' or what I thought was one, it was the last day of our stay and I was in the pool with him and his friend from home, I was being neglected by them as they were throwing a ball around and I just kept practicing holding my breath under water, he then out of nowhere came over and held me over, luckily my dad was just on the outside of the pool to shout me out, I had to be helped out as I couldn't stand straight, so before I left that night I found the boy and kicked him in the crotch! c:

[iloveminecraft97]

Shpaget, on 04 July 2012 - 06:45 PM, said:

I was driving, minding my own business, when suddenly, for absolutely no reason a kid threw a huge rock straight through my rolled down window hitting me in my privates. I immediately assumed fetal position, momentarily forgetting the steering wheel.
Almost ran off the road and died.

If I ever find that little punk...

holditholditholdit....
that sounds like two minecraftforum members met one day...