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#1

TeamRAZR1

Posted 12 June 2012 - 07:50 PM

MINECRAFT PUNS

These Jokes are made by TeamRAZR1 & Colbra67




1. You're piston me off!
2. I'll lever pull that!
3. Stop texturing me!
4. Oh thats just GHASTly...
5. You Wooden steal a car.
6. Son of a brick!
7. Do what I tell you, Ore else.
8. I Dig your style!
9. Water you talking about?
10. You're going to eat that Wool thing?!
11. I think I have writers Block.
12. Brr.. it's Coal in here.
13. Scoot over, I don't have Mushroom.
14. You made you're bed now Sheep in it.
15. It was smashed into total Obsidian!
16. Cow are doing today?
17. Man, thats a Pig tree.
18. There's a note block!
19. Cant Torch this!
20.I  can feel my Cart pounding.
21. Seed was I did there?
22. Your potion Brew me away!
23. Hey that Strings!
24. Try, and Cactus frisbe.
25. It's a Boat time you got here!
26. Hold on, I'm Gunpowder my nose.
27. Make a Fish and blow out the candles.
28. You're Diamond me crazy!




1. You're pissing me off!
2. I'll never pull that!
3. Stop torturing me!
4. Oh thats just Nasty...
5. You Wouldn't steal a car.
6. Son of a bitch!
7. Do what I tell you, Or else.
8. I like your style!
9. What are you talking about?
10. You're going to eat that Whole thing?!
11. I think I have writers Block.
12. Brr.. it's Cold in here.
13. Scoot over, I don't have Much room.
14. You made you're bed now Sleep in it.
15. It was smashed into total Oblivion
16. how are doing today?
17. Man, thats a big tree.
18. There's a road block!
19. Cant Touch this!
20. I can feel my heart pounding.
21. See was I did there?
22. Your potion Blew me away!
23. Hey that Stings!
24. Try, and catch this frisbee.
25. It's a about time you got here!
26. Hold on, I'm going to powder my nose.
27. Make a wish and blow out the candles.
28. You're Driving me crazy!
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#2

PurpleTopHat
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 07:52 PM

Those aren't jokes... they are nothing but plays on words.

#3

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 07:54 PM

A lot of them are not even relevant to Minecraft...
Stop inspecting my post so closely.

#4

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 08:57 PM

I nether found those jokes funny!

LEGENDARY PEOPLE

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#5

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:04 PM

View PostTucking_Fypo, on 12 June 2012 - 08:57 PM, said:

I nether found those jokes funny!
^
I see what you did there.

Yeah these aren't really jokes sorry. Jokes are like Knock knock, whos there? etc.

#6

Shadowmage77

Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:23 PM

HA! Those are funny! I like 'Your piston me off!'
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#7

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Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:26 PM

View PostKulotee, on 12 June 2012 - 09:04 PM, said:

^
I see what you did there.

Yeah these aren't really jokes sorry. Jokes are like Knock knock, whos there? etc.

View PostPurpleTopHat, on 12 June 2012 - 07:52 PM, said:

Those aren't jokes... they are nothing but plays on words.

Puns.
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Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:46 PM

Of all the Minecraft jokes in the world, only one is funny.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Interrupting Minecraft cow."

"Interrupting Min-"

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#9

nethervvoid

Posted 12 June 2012 - 09:48 PM

One of my favorite minecraft jokes is how I can punch a tree down. hehehe

#10

boland123

Posted 13 June 2012 - 04:59 PM

They are not ojokes sorry jokes are thinks that make you laugh not things hat are just sentences
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:10 PM

Best I could think of-
What does the creeper about its love life?
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#12

power_house
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Posted 13 June 2012 - 09:20 PM

Funny but not jokes, puns
I find pie to be very good tasting

#13

finalnotice

Posted 17 August 2012 - 11:51 AM

What did the teacher say to the curious jungle cat? You sure do Ocelot of questions.

#14

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:04 PM

...DDarkusTriforce? Is that you?
"Sometimes, I just wanna give up, say 'I'm done with this mess' and go to bed. But you know what; you can't shrug off your responsibilities. You got to pull yourself up and meet the challenges head on. That's the only way you're gonna get ahead in life."

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 03:49 PM

- Knock knock!
- "Who's there?"
- Knock knock!
- "Who is there!?"
- Crash!
- "Oh f*, I play on Hard!"

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#16

GoldenEagle2556

Posted 17 August 2012 - 04:38 PM

I must bow down to you!
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#17

oregano124

Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:02 AM

View PostTucking_Fypo, on 12 June 2012 - 08:57 PM, said:

I nether found those jokes funny!
Took me awhile but i got it...

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:11 AM

We should let this topic "wither".
We'll "nether" get these jokes.
We boost these jokes up a "notch".
Stay away from these, they'll "Markus" for life.

These aren't jokes, these are puns.

View Postrobinod, on 13 June 2012 - 09:10 PM, said:

Best I could think of-
What does the creeper about its love life?
SSSSSSSSSS
That's anti-humor, like the "why'd the chicken cross the road".

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#19

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Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:36 AM

Oh these are hilarious. Iron parkour every day!
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#20

user_1259045

Posted 11 September 2012 - 01:45 AM

Wow, these were so funny that I forgot to laugh. -_-
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