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Survive the Above User's Attack
Started by
Catmando
, Jun 16 2010 04:34 AM
16675 replies to this topic
#14722
Posted 28 November 2012 - 07:48 AM
It turns out your wolves are vegetarian and I beat you down with my shoe.
I beat the next poster over the head with a banana.
I beat the next poster over the head with a banana.
If you want my attention, Quote my posts.
#14723
MrKEKEKE
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- Members
- 888 posts
Diamond Miner
- Location: Clicking Keyboard
Posted 28 November 2012 - 11:10 AM
i eat it
i throw a grenade at the next person
i throw a grenade at the next person
I'm a creeper in a creeper hoodie hugging another creeper in a creeper hoodie.
#14724
GhastExplosion
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- Members
- 33 posts
Tree Puncher
- Location: Mooshroom Land
- Minecraft: Smarty565
Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:34 PM
Bruno Mars catches it for me!
I blow up on you!
I blow up on you!
#14725
TheZaner2
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- Members
- 139 posts
Coal Miner
- Location: Scotland, UK
- Minecraft: TheZaner
Posted 28 November 2012 - 04:37 PM
GhastExplosion, on 28 November 2012 - 04:34 PM, said:
Bruno Mars catches it for me!
I blow up on you!
I blow up on you!
I have blast protection armor
I throw flaming knives at you
I will not be on the forums until February due to an unexpected event. -Zaner
#14726
Zeiustepali
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- Members
- 158 posts
Zombie Killer
- Location: Where do you think?
- Minecraft: Synaxin
- Xbox:I think this is alien...
Posted 29 November 2012 - 02:27 AM
I turn into my avatar for whenever i post in this topic, and they only skimmed me so they become superheated and hit the next poster.
I'm a Galaxy/Wormhole/Black hole thing now. Your argument is invalid. Oh, and yeah. that thing is going to kill you.
#14727
Soduh_Man
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- Members
- 657 posts
Redstone Miner
- Location: Hither or thither.
Posted 29 November 2012 - 02:50 AM
Objection, the knives would have been melted because they would head towards the center of the sun/ orbit it rather than slingshotting around due to the knives not having enough force.
I split an atom in the next poster's fingernail.
I split an atom in the next poster's fingernail.
"Quoting yourself, the only way to make sure you have the exact quote you need for the exact reason you want it," -Soduh_Man
#14728
Comrade_Dispenser
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- Members
- 140 posts
Coal Miner
- Location: Dustbowl
- Minecraft: Comrade_Derp
Posted 29 November 2012 - 02:52 AM
I have no fingernails.
I make an armed fusion bomb.
I make an armed fusion bomb.
#14729
matthew384837
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- Members
- 496 posts
Gold Miner
- Location: Everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
- Minecraft: Matthew384837
Posted 29 November 2012 - 03:51 AM
but you didn't detonate it.
Next user is a taco.
Next user is a taco.
#14730
GhastExplosion
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- Members
- 33 posts
Tree Puncher
- Location: Mooshroom Land
- Minecraft: Smarty565
Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:07 AM
No, Im obviously a burrito! Get your facts straight, girl!
The next user is Justin Bieber's best friend
The next user is Justin Bieber's best friend
#14731
Crimsollite
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- 1767 posts
Void Walker
- Minecraft: Crimsollite
Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:07 AM
There are two Justin Biebers. The one of which you speak is an intelligent, friendly gamer. The other is the atrocious singer we all know and hate.
I absorb ∞x7 joules of energy from all the chaos emeralds, become super, and punch the below user at the speed of light.
I absorb ∞x7 joules of energy from all the chaos emeralds, become super, and punch the below user at the speed of light.
I really need to change my avatar.
#14732
tulir293
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- Members
- 507 posts
Redstone Miner
- Location: Espoo, Finland
- Minecraft: tulir293
Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:20 AM
I shoot you with my super slow motion gun and just dodge the punch.
I detonate a bomb and you accidentally fall down an endless cliff because you were trying to run away from the explosion.
I detonate a bomb and you accidentally fall down an endless cliff because you were trying to run away from the explosion.
If Facebook, Myspace, and Twitter were all destroyed, 90% of teens would go insane. If you're one of the 10% that would be laughing at them, copy this into your signature and hope it happens.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those, who understand binary, and those, who don't.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those, who understand binary, and those, who don't.
#14733
alfieq
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- 238 posts
Zombie Killer
- Location: Grand Shipyard
- Minecraft: alfieq
Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:05 AM
That to bad, there is a cushion below of the cliff in the void.
I firing the heavy cannons onto your position with no any buildings that has ceiling on.
I firing the heavy cannons onto your position with no any buildings that has ceiling on.
SPG rolling in. Do not think about his nothing but a scrap metal.
#14734
Ljnet
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- Members
- 620 posts
Redstone Miner
- Location: Australia
- Minecraft: wowcomm
Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:13 AM
I use my ray shield to deflect your fire, swiftly it zooms into the next apponent.
If my comment helped at all, or maybe you liked my attitude, please click the little + button on the bottom right to help me raise my reputation on the MC Forums :) Thnx
#14735
saculthecreeperkiller
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- Members
- 189 posts
Zombie Killer
- Location: England
- Minecraft: Sacul100
- Xbox:Sacul1001
Posted 29 November 2012 - 07:45 AM
Since i am a dog, it flies by my head and hits a school
Since when are dogs vegetarian
if they were, They are now carnivorous and Eat your Family While i Kill you, hit me, They Attack you ASAP, we also eat through ANYTHING and Are godmode, and we teleport :3
Diplout, on 28 November 2012 - 07:48 AM, said:
It turns out your wolves are vegetarian and I beat you down with my shoe.
I beat the next poster over the head with a banana.
I beat the next poster over the head with a banana.
Since when are dogs vegetarian
if they were, They are now carnivorous and Eat your Family While i Kill you, hit me, They Attack you ASAP, we also eat through ANYTHING and Are godmode, and we teleport :3
<------- Lone wolf right here
#14736
ArcticFoxMinecraft
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- Members
- 113 posts
Coal Miner
- Minecraft: penzook
Posted 29 November 2012 - 04:24 PM
I set My Dark ARMY OF CREEPERS ON YOUR WOLVES!
THEY COWER AND WHIMPER IN FEAR!
*MANICAL LAUGHTER*
*Ahem....
I Strike the next user with the undodgeable Obsidian hammer of notch.
THEY COWER AND WHIMPER IN FEAR!
*MANICAL LAUGHTER*
*Ahem....
I Strike the next user with the undodgeable Obsidian hammer of notch.
#14737
GhastExplosion
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- Members
- 33 posts
Tree Puncher
- Location: Mooshroom Land
- Minecraft: Smarty565
Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:19 AM
I AM Notch. You are banned for stealing my hammer -.-
The next user is a cocoa bean,
The next user is a cocoa bean,
#14738
Pufral
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- Members
- 52 posts
Carpenter
Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:10 AM
I fall off the tree and crawl to find a transforming gun. I set it to Human and transfor myself into a Human.
I shove Uranium into down your throught and into your stomach.
I shove Uranium into down your throught and into your stomach.
#14739
alfieq
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- Members
- 238 posts
Zombie Killer
- Location: Grand Shipyard
- Minecraft: alfieq
Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:12 AM
Battleship tank doesn't effect on uranium and it is not organic either..
I am going to barrage your position with volley of missiles..
I am going to barrage your position with volley of missiles..
SPG rolling in. Do not think about his nothing but a scrap metal.
#14740
MrKEKEKE
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- Members
- 888 posts
Diamond Miner
- Location: Clicking Keyboard
Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:23 AM
dodge the missle by jumping around and beat the boss with pistol
throw the next person inside a coke bottle and throw mentos inside
throw the next person inside a coke bottle and throw mentos inside
I'm a creeper in a creeper hoodie hugging another creeper in a creeper hoodie.
