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[FutureNyanCat]

FNC meets Phoenix FNC.

FNC: Who are you?
Phoenix FNC: I'm Phoenix FNC. I was once a citizen of the FNC Planet but after I brought some Phoenix Mutations into the Nyan Universe, I've infected 3 and I also infected myself. I have the same powers as SpacePhoenix.
FNC: That's strange. Come, let's get out of here before the evil beings come back!
Phoenix FNC: Ok, let's go!

[Exilius]

Genzi sits on his chair in school. The teacher announces,

"Sorry, but Tikado is going to be absent for this week. Remember to send a letter to him!"

Genzi: So, my friend's sick. I'm waiting to welcome him.

Teacher: Let's talk in private.

Genzi: I'm in trouble.

In a private room...

Genzi: Am i in trouble?

Teacher: I'm here to tell the truth about your friend.

Genzi: What happened?

Teacher: He's killed by a serial killer.

After class.

Genzi: (to himself) That serial killer went as far as to kill my friend. Gonna buy some weapons for protection.

[FutureNyanCat]

FNC: Geez, this weather is going odd.

Again Rainbow Dash shouts a chant which causes the weather to go crazy.

FNC: Drive against strong wind!
Spy Sheep 23: Dude, nice idea.

[Exilius]

Genzi buys a katana. A special announcement for a feast has been announced to the village.

[guygombaa]

((If you don't mind my asking, what the hell is going on? You seem to be talking, but I thought this was about adding something to a planet!?!?!?!?!?!? I'm confuseeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!))

[FutureNyanCat]

FNC runs down the hills, inside his space station.

Spy Sheep 2: Future nyan, can you go to the Nyan Universe?
FNC: Not now, I have too many missions.

[Exilius]

The Very Next Week...

The feast food has been put on the table.

[FutureNyanCat]

Suddenly the world is nighttime, but there was a lunar eclipse and the sky was completely blank. No stars.

FNC: Let's just turn on the headlights and cover the windows.
Nova Chicken 2: i'm scared.
Spike: Me too.
Phoenix FNC: Me three.
FNC: You three are all scared? I'm gonna cover the windows.
Spike: Give me my TV.
FNC: Alright then. *gives TV*

[Exilius]

The festival music has been played, and the Japanese lanterns have been flewn to the sky. Everyone is happy, at least, until..


*BANG*

One of the Japanese lanterns fall to a wood house, and a fire starts.

[FutureNyanCat]

FNC puts his hands on a laptop. He was watching Pencilmation while driving the space station across the eclipse-affected world.

FNC: Guys, becareful. I might not be able to see anything while watching Pencilmation and driving at the same time.
Spy Sheep 99: This is scary.
FNC: Blast off anyone?
Nova Chicken 2: OH YEAH!
FNC: Here we go!

The space station blasts off the new planet, and accidentally lands in Earth. All what FNC seems to see was ponies, a wood house on fire with a broken japanese lantern, a festival, and FNC's laboratory.

[Exilius]

More houses are being burned by the fire.

Genzi, instead of running away, prepares his katana.

[FutureNyanCat]

Spy Sheep 100 jumps out of the space station.

FNC: Becareful Spy Sheep, the fire is dangerous. Prepare yourself!
Spy Sheep 100: Ok!

Spy Sheep 100 looks up. He thought there was a gunshot hitting a lantern.

[Exilius]

There,
more gunshots are heard. Genzi says, "Where are you?"

[FutureNyanCat]

Spy Sheep 100: Uh oh, what is going on in here?

Spy Sheep 100 was almost injured until he dives into the space station front door.
FNC: We have to leave, there are gunshots in Japan.

The space station leaves Japan, heading for the Philippines.

[Exilius]

Silence surrounds the village. Smoke has significantly reduced the view. And with these, Genzi hears someone running and jumping and tumbling.

[FutureNyanCat]

The space station lands in the Philippines.

LMAP presents: The Future Nyan Cat Chronicles Series.
- episode 1 - code Spy Sheep -

FNC: Today is our big day in the Philippines.
Spy Sheep 33: However, Japan is dangerous.
Phoenix FNC: Let's have fun!
Everyone: HURRAY!

[Exilius]

When the mysterious person, which is the killer, disappears from the smoke, a girl with blood-stained clothes runs to Genzi and says,

"Genzi nii-san! (Brother Genzi!)"

Genzi realizes it's her long lost sister Kigisumi, and hugs her tightly.

Genzi: I'm glad you're still alive.

While the long hug continues, Genzi's eyes widen, and he coughs blood.

[FutureNyanCat]

Suddenly the cumulus clouds across the country swirl and sway as they combine with the other clouds.

FNC; WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Spy Sheep 22: Wild weather. Go in shelter.

[Exilius]

*DRAMATIC ZOOMOUT*
The serial killer whose identity has been unknown for many years.

Kigisumi has stabbed Genzi in the back while hugging him.

*screen fade to black*

The next scene shows Kigisumi standing beside Genzi's body, with a hysterical smile, and for added drama, her upper part of her face shadowed.

Genzi is still alive, but gravely wounded. Kigisumi slowly takes Genzi's katana, and raises it and thrusts it down and- *black screen*  *hysterical laugh*

end....?


LMAP Main Chapter: 34RTH
90 Years Later
The Telecorisians has arrived on the planet 34-RTH, which is Earth. Upon arrival, the leaders has conducted a meeting in one of the flagships.

[FutureNyanCat]

A rainstorm triumphed over the Philippines.

FNC: Watch the Weather information network, there's tons of weather stuff here.
Spy Sheep 22: I must check the weather.

*checks weather on WIN channel*

Spy Sheep 22: The weather must have been cursed by Evil Fluttershy. We must do this.
Suddenly, lightning strikes and....

*SCREEN FADES TO BLACK*

FNC wakes up and has no idea of what happened. He controls the space station immediately, but his signal on his portable TV was phasing out.

FNC: We must fly through this weather craze.
Spy Sheep 55: You got struck by lightning?
FNC: I don't know. It must be me or the space station.