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#641

jtblion
    jtblion

    Stone Miner

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  • 95 posts
  • Location: Amerish, Auraxis.
  • Minecraft: RavenstormRiver
  • Xbox:ArrangedAcorn20

Posted 02 January 2013 - 03:55 PM

I shoot justina beaver and eat her!
HELP! The heavy has forced me to box with him!
I'm toting a literal Arsenal and a mech suit, I don't think it would be smart to fight me.

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#642

FearTheKumquat
  • Location: Deep in my imagination
  • Minecraft: FearTheKumquat
  • Xbox:xUnKnownShadows

Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:05 PM

I give you unwanted external software to handle the scenario.

Help! Dr. Hax found out about how I helped jtblion!
There's no kill like overkill.

#643

BioShock_Rules
  • Location: Dome, waiting for my Care Package
  • Minecraft: BioShock_Rules
  • PSN:juzwikallday

Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:14 PM

I tell him about another hacker in the area.

Help!  I'm being shot at by some guy with a SCAR-H!
What are you...?  WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!!?!?  I must warn you... my power level... IT'S OVAR 9,000!!!!
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#644

Muro
    Muro

    Obsidian Miner

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  • Location: Sleeping next to a sign that says "Do not disturb."
  • Xbox:Huh?
  • PSN:Muro45

Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:30 PM

Don't worry. I stole his SCAR-H and his spare magazines.

Help! The man, who tried to shoot BioShock_Rules is now after me, because I stole his SCAR-H and I also managed to lose the magazines, so I can't shoot him!

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#645

PicklePackle
  • Location: A Distant Planet, Mining for Various Things
  • Minecraft: deadlysnakeman56

Posted 02 January 2013 - 04:32 PM

I grab a spare gun out of my pocket

Help! I'm getting attacked by a colossus!
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#646

SylveonxUmbreon
  • Location: Dealin' with it
  • Minecraft: Krinity
  • Xbox:Supercat 2200

Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:32 PM

I'll save you! GANGNAM STYLE ACTIVATE! *pop*
Colossus: AAAH!!! GOOD MUSIC! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ONEONEONEONEWONWONWON!

HELP! MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK!

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Happiness is the meaning of life. Be happy, and let the world and all it's craziness flow around you.


#647

Muro
    Muro

    Obsidian Miner

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  • Location: Sleeping next to a sign that says "Do not disturb."
  • Xbox:Huh?
  • PSN:Muro45

Posted 02 January 2013 - 06:33 PM

Here's a new keyboard for you.

Help! I'm unable to move!

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#648

acbpandarockets5739646
  • Location: Toontown, destroying cogs.
  • Minecraft: acbpanda

Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:52 AM

I used Hydro Cannon to blow off the glue!

HELP! Someone made me play 7 Minutes in Heaven!
I like Toontown.
I also enjoy Forza Motorsport 4.
My avatar is my toon Vert, he is 109 laff, maxed Throw, Squirt, Sounds, and Lure, didn't max Toon-Up or Trap.

#649

Unilegger
    Unilegger

    Creeper Destroyer

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:01 AM

Play it with a blind fold.

Help someone threw me into an event horizon!

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#650

SylveonxUmbreon
  • Location: Dealin' with it
  • Minecraft: Krinity
  • Xbox:Supercat 2200

Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:28 PM

I use Flame Charge on the black hole, and it distintigrates. Now your safe!!!

Help! I'm being chased by three angry Vaporeons and I'm nearing the edge of a cliff that drops into water! I got a Vaporeon on all sides except the front!

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Happiness is the meaning of life. Be happy, and let the world and all it's craziness flow around you.


#651

NeonTopHats
  • Location: England
  • Minecraft: Cheesy_Pistol
  • Xbox:NeonTopHats

Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:30 PM

Help! i'm being poo'ed on by a fat guy!

#652

FireHazard128
  • Location: Tei Tenga

Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:34 PM

View PostKrinity, on 03 January 2013 - 06:28 PM, said:

I use Flame Charge on the black hole, and it distintigrates. Now your safe!!!

Help! I'm being chased by three angry Vaporeons and I'm nearing the edge of a cliff that drops into water! I got a Vaporeon on all sides except the front!
/me flies in and gets you out.

You're welcome.

Help! I've been poisoned!
"If a whale tries to sell you a pumpkin, don't."

#653

Roflcopter9
  • Location: SPPAAAACCEEE!
  • Minecraft: BRYANPCinc
  • Xbox:BRYAN PC inc

Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:52 PM

I cure the poison by giving you a milk bucket.

Help! I'm being deactivated for showing emotion!

#654

Muenzen
    Muenzen

    Void Walker

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  • Location: My Humble Abode
  • Minecraft: Muenzen

Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:57 PM

Now suffer. You have lived long enough without feelings. Now enjoy them.

Help! I'm being helped by the poster below!
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#655

SylveonxUmbreon
  • Location: Dealin' with it
  • Minecraft: Krinity
  • Xbox:Supercat 2200

Posted 03 January 2013 - 08:08 PM

I immidiently stop helping you

Help! I'm trapped on top of a tree and the floodwaters are rising fast!

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Happiness is the meaning of life. Be happy, and let the world and all it's craziness flow around you.


#656

FearTheKumquat
  • Location: Deep in my imagination
  • Minecraft: FearTheKumquat
  • Xbox:xUnKnownShadows

Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:15 PM

I teleport you away from the flood.

Help! I've run into an army and I have no weapons!
There's no kill like overkill.

#657

kirby_kirby_kirby9586
  • Location: Turn around
  • Minecraft: Kirby_kirby
  • Xbox:Kittiekat 228

Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:19 PM

no worries, ill come in and kill them all in 3....2....1....

help! im strapped to a firework and its gonna get launched into space!
Mah siggy is boring cuz i cant find gud cat captionz to use fur mah siggy

#658

SylveonxUmbreon
  • Location: Dealin' with it
  • Minecraft: Krinity
  • Xbox:Supercat 2200

Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:22 PM

I quickly tell them that the firework is unstable and launching it could destroy the world! They immidiently unstrap and cancel the launch.

Help! I'm being attacked by a Kyogre!

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Happiness is the meaning of life. Be happy, and let the world and all it's craziness flow around you.


#659

kirby_kirby_kirby9586
  • Location: Turn around
  • Minecraft: Kirby_kirby
  • Xbox:Kittiekat 228

Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:27 PM

Well im a shiny leafeon, so i have the advantage over him so i murder him using leaf tornado.

HELP! my big leafy tail got all tied up with my big leafy ears and now im stuck!
Mah siggy is boring cuz i cant find gud cat captionz to use fur mah siggy

#660

FearTheKumquat
  • Location: Deep in my imagination
  • Minecraft: FearTheKumquat
  • Xbox:xUnKnownShadows

Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:29 PM

I trim your tail.

Help! I caught an Eevee and don't know what to evolve it into!
There's no kill like overkill.