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#281

Kingofcreeperz1
  • Location: The Creeper Empire
  • Minecraft: kingofcreeperz1

Posted 22 November 2012 - 09:01 AM

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A creeper apocalypse came and I died

Help! I'm being attacked by my girlfriend creeper as she is not happy with me!
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My other map is down until a new mod update comes in. Click that link please!

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#282

GAMERM
    GAMERM

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 12:42 PM

I hack his files and throw it into the recycle bin. LOL

HELP! A hooker want my money. and i'm getting rape!!
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#283

BHS10SClark

Posted 22 November 2012 - 01:12 PM

I give monopaly money NOW RUN BEFORE SHE FIGURES ANYTHING OUT

HELP SUPERMAN'S TIGHTS FELL OFF HE DIDN'T REALISE HE'S NAKED AND NOW HE'S PREPARING TO SAVE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!
why does this affect me you ask?
I'M HIS AGENT
Posted Image Hello zed! look at you all ready to hunt! *Rawwwr* come on catch the prey... almost ALMOST! click Zed to give him a speed boost!

#284

SuperKirby0

Posted 22 November 2012 - 01:50 PM

I airblast superman's tights back up to him.

HELP! I'M BEING SWALLOWED BY A GOOMBA.
Awkward, idiotic, and downright stupid. That's how i live my internet life.

#285

PicklePackle
  • Location: The Hoenn Region
  • Minecraft: deadlysnakeman56

Posted 22 November 2012 - 02:44 PM

I stomp on him.

Help! Knights cornered me!
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Why do I claim so many pages?

#286

BHS10SClark

Posted 22 November 2012 - 03:22 PM

use your fire DAMMIT!

i'm TRAPed IN A aTomMiC BOMb! 10..9..8..
HELP 7...6
Posted Image Hello zed! look at you all ready to hunt! *Rawwwr* come on catch the prey... almost ALMOST! click Zed to give him a speed boost!

#287

Thefluffyraptor4
  • Location: In a land where no idiot thrives....
  • Minecraft: poopball77

Posted 22 November 2012 - 06:05 PM

Pull the lever to stop the atomic bomb!


Help! I'm being chased by a brony!
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Click if you can :P

#288

GAMERM
    GAMERM

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 07:53 PM

I made it into TWINKIE!!

HELP!Chuck Norris is beating me up!!
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#289

Mister_Mudkip
  • Location: Somewhere in Hoenn
  • Minecraft: ronniethespy
  • Xbox:SuperGamer5312

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:03 PM

Do not want get involed...
HELP! This just happened in real life!!!!

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#290

FlamingMelon
  • Location: Somewhere
  • Minecraft: FlamingMelon

Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:17 PM

I put a brick wall between all the clones

HELP! I'm being told off by Notch for this use of his fourm!
Click it. Just do it. --> Posted Image
Your question: [insert question here.] My answer: Long story.

#291

Lugia
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 08:19 PM

Well, I tell notch that it's fine for you to use the forums.

Help! I'm being attacked by time-paradox captian falcons!

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#292

Pieluvr
    Pieluvr

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 10:58 PM

I use a pistol and shoot the falcon in the head.

Help! I'm being eaten by a chicken
Every bloody CTM map series boasts that it's bigger, longer, and harder than other CTM series. It's almost as if it's a **** measuring contest. (bigger, longer, harder...)
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#293

Kingofcreeperz1
  • Location: The Creeper Empire
  • Minecraft: kingofcreeperz1

Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:09 PM

I eat the Chicken

Help! I don't know what to say!
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#294

Someguyfromcrowd
  • Location: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
  • Minecraft: Someguyfromcrowd

Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:31 PM

Then I'll give you a script that says what to say!

Help! I'm being mugged by a gang of soccer balls!
I don't know how to deal with this

#295

Draco27
    Draco27

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  • Xbox:I'm a Nintedo fan.

Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:42 PM

I kick them all into orbit.

Help! I'm being forced to listen to Justin Beiber by a turtle!
The rising sun will eventually set, a newborn's life will fade. From sun to moon, moon to sun... Give peaceful rest to the living dead. -A poem for the Royal Hyrulian Family                    My Zelda role play: http://www.minecraft...elda-accepting/

#296

Lugia
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:44 PM

I call Mario... his specialty is getting rid of turtles.

Help! I'm being destroyed by a black hole!

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#297

Someguyfromcrowd
  • Location: EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE
  • Minecraft: Someguyfromcrowd

Posted 23 November 2012 - 12:56 AM

I tell it to stop being so mean.

Help! I being helped by the next poster!
I don't know how to deal with this

#298

icewalker
  • Minecraft: IceWalker

Posted 23 November 2012 - 01:20 AM

*Ignores help request*



Help! I'm being banned by Mojang!

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#299

Lugia
    Lugia

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 01:28 AM

*Brings out the unban hammer* You were saying?

Help! I'm being chased down by Mojang's personal army of withers, enderdragons, and creepers!

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#300

K1ng_Cpr
    K1ng_Cpr

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 01:33 AM

I let them kill you

Help someone thought BLOPS 2 was good!
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