Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:14 AM
Post 1: Two people jump out of a plane. The one with the empty back pack survives, but the one with the full one dies. Why?
Post 2: Because the one with the empty one deployed his parachute.
And so on.
Okay, here we go.
A man leaves his home. He makes three left turns and meets two masked men. What are their names?
Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:24 AM
What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:49 AM
"At night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen."
Posted 18 April 2012 - 04:18 AM
If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
Posted 18 April 2012 - 05:35 PM
On what place on earth you can go 10 kilometres north, then 10 kilometres east, then 10 kilometres south, and find yourself at the starting point?
Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:16 PM
I am tall when I am young, but short when I am old. What am I?
Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:02 PM
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over five minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But an hour later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner.
How can this be?
Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:48 PM
My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?
Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:56 AM
Four legs it claims to have, and yet it has but two;
Four hooves it imagines to have, and yet it has but none:
But one thing it has: awful taste, and a preference for primary pastel colours.
What is it?