Jump to content

  • Curse Sites
Become a Premium Member! Help
Latest News Article

Riddles


  • Please log in to reply
9 replies to this topic

#1

jmm98
    jmm98

    Diamond Miner

  • Members
  • 705 posts
  • Location: self: jmp $self
  • Minecraft: jmm98

Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:14 AM

Ok, this is just going to be a riddle thread, like so:

Post 1: Two people jump out of a plane. The one with the empty back pack survives, but the one with the full one dies. Why?

Post 2: Because the one with the empty one deployed his parachute.
            ....

And so on.

Okay, here we go.

A man leaves his home. He makes three left turns and meets two masked men. What are their names?

Register or log in to remove.

#2

Ramona
    Ramona

    Lapis Lazuli Collector

  • Members
  • 991 posts
  • Location: Subspace

Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:24 AM

The umper and the catcher.

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
Posted Image

#3

STEMM_monster
  • Location: Texas
  • Minecraft: Strogg117
  • PSN:Splint3rcell675

Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:49 AM

A mountain.

"At night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen."
Posted Image

#4

Facelessone001
  • Location: Oregon
  • Minecraft: facelessone001

Posted 18 April 2012 - 03:51 AM

The stars.

Forward I am heavy, backward I am not. What am I?

Steam ID: facelessone001


#5

Ramona
    Ramona

    Lapis Lazuli Collector

  • Members
  • 991 posts
  • Location: Subspace

Posted 18 April 2012 - 04:18 AM

A Ton.

If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
Posted Image

#6

N-Man
    N-Man

    Zombie Killer

  • Members
  • 212 posts
  • Location: The universe. The one with the galaxies and planets and aliens and cookies and black holes and helicopters and dark matter and stuff.
  • Minecraft: _nimrod_

Posted 18 April 2012 - 05:35 PM

It's a paradox.
On what place on earth you can go 10 kilometres north, then 10 kilometres east, then 10 kilometres south, and find yourself at the starting point?
Posted Image
Click it. Now.
Spoiler:

#7

jmm98
    jmm98

    Diamond Miner

  • Members
  • 705 posts
  • Location: self: jmp $self
  • Minecraft: jmm98

Posted 18 April 2012 - 09:16 PM

Bermuda triangle?

I am tall when I am young, but short when I am old. What am I?

#8

STEMM_monster
  • Location: Texas
  • Minecraft: Strogg117
  • PSN:Splint3rcell675

Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:02 PM

A candle

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over five minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But an hour later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner.
How can this be?
Posted Image

#9

jmm98
    jmm98

    Diamond Miner

  • Members
  • 705 posts
  • Location: self: jmp $self
  • Minecraft: jmm98

Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:48 PM

He got shot in the leg, kept his head up out of the water, and hung him by his feet.

My first is in fish but not in snail, My second is in rabbit but not in tail. My third is in up but not in down, My fourth is in tiara but not in crown. My fifth is in tree you plainly see, My whole a food for you and me. What am I?

#10

SunWukong
    SunWukong

    Obsidian Miner

  • Members
  • 1298 posts
  • Location: Mount Huaguo, somewhere in your dreams
  • Minecraft: Yiff off, you naff brony

Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:56 AM

Posted Image

Four legs it claims to have, and yet it has but two;
Four hooves it imagines to have, and yet it has but none:
But one thing it has: awful taste, and a preference for primary pastel colours.
What is it?
Fui in Malaysiam natus, sed civis mundi sum et fillius terrae stabo.