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[zizou98]

If you enjoy Homestuck or other similar stuff, come here. It's the same concept.
INSTRUCTIONS:
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1. When you post, post a command like this:

EAT ALL THE DONUTS

or

Become Luke skywalker!

2. No god powers, that would be absurd. Respect them rules!

3. Gravity is there, and as always she's a bitch.

4. The meaning of life is 42.

5.That's it. Play. NOW

You wake up in your room. It's your 14th birthday. Uhhh, what was your name again?

[NegaScott]

"Zoosmell Pooplord"

[zizou98]

"Zoosmell Pooplord"

Try Again, Smartass!

[zizou98]

By the way, this is you.

[Thysis_Blunz]

Luke Skywalker

[zizou98]

Luke skywalker is a stupid name for a non-fictional character so you decide your name is Steve. But What is your LAST NAME?

[Thysis_Blunz]

Burcolipse.

Steve Burcolipse.

[N-Man]

Steve Burcolipse Edward McFrank Lilly Junior the third, actually.

[zizou98]

So your full name is Steve Burcolipse Edward McFrank Lilly Junior the third, but people just call you Steve. I'll continue this MSPA tommorrow since we have the basics layed out. Good night!

[zizou98]

So anywho, Your name is Steve (Edward McFrank Lilly Junior the third) Burcolipse and your interests are gaming, which you do since the age of 7, pixelart, which you are good at drawing and sewing, and sewing.
Today is your birthday and you are now 14. You have a new computer on your desk and your dad has a present for you downstairs.

[chocolate cake]

I play minecraft, then feel so pumped up with adrenaline from killling creepers, i free-run downstairs, and kick my dad in the face. After knocking him to the ground, i rip open the present. It's a machine gun! I kill everyone in the neighbor hood.

[zizou98]

You open up your new V¤RTEX laptop, pumped up and ready to play, but since the laptop is new you still have to set it up. You don't want to do that right now...

[N-Man]

... So I break the computer.

[Omnirock]

>Check under rug

[zizou98]

N-Man, on 03 April 2012 - 05:41 PM, said:

... So I break the computer.

No, the computer is brand new. You should have your desktop downstairs.

Omnirock, on 03 April 2012 - 05:59 PM, said:

>Check under rug

You roll up your rug revealing 4 pieces of lego. 1 note and large quantities of dust.

[FutureNyanCat]

Pick up the Lego blocks and collect the dust with your shovel. Then read the note.

[Omnirock]

>Ignore note and build tiny spaceship out of legos.

[FireHazard128]

Read the note after building a tiny spaceship out of the legos.

[N-Man]

> use the carpet as a cape, shout "I'M STEVE-MAN! HAHAHA", and throw the Lego pieces at your enemies. "HAHAHA ENEMIES! I HAS SMALL LEGO! I AM STEVE! LOLOL!"

[zizou98]

Jaden1291, on 04 April 2012 - 04:42 PM, said:

Pick up the Lego blocks and collect the dust with your shovel. Then read the note.

You have no shovel. You pick up the lego blocks.

Omnirock, on 04 April 2012 - 04:47 PM, said:

>Ignore note and build tiny spaceship out of legos.

You ignore the note and build a tiny spaceship out of legos.



It's beautiful!!!

FireHazard128, on 04 April 2012 - 05:10 PM, said:

Read the note after building a tiny spaceship out of the legos.

You read the note.



What the hell?

N-Man, on 04 April 2012 - 05:17 PM, said:

> use the carpet as a cape, shout "I'M STEVE-MAN! HAHAHA", and throw the Lego pieces at your enemies. "HAHAHA ENEMIES! I HAS SMALL LEGO! I AM STEVE! LOLOL!"

You already used all your lego pieces. The carpet isn't soft enough to use as a cape. Try a blanket.