Error: A fatal exception has occurred. Program will exit.
The weird thing is I can run Minecraft inside my browser, just not with Minecraft.exe. I'm running on 32-bit XP, but I have 3.25 GB of RAM, so I don't think this is a RAM issue. I've tried running with a batch file set to use less RAM, but it didn't work.
I've also uninstalled and reinstalled Java a few times. I've tried JRE 6, JRE 7, and even JDK 7. All of them returned the same error, with the exception that the second line only shows up in JRE 7 and JDK 7. A have a few other programs that use Java, and they've been working fine through all of this, so apparently this is a problem specific to Minecraft.
I've completely run out of ideas on how to fix this, so any help whatsoever would be appreciated.