RandomnessThis is a random article about funny random things to say. I have no clue, as to what am I going to write. I guess, I will have to stick to the randomness, so that you know what are the funny random sayings. I am finding it funny, that I don't know, what are the funny random things to say, and yet I've got to write about them. Anyway, enough of bunkum in my head, let's get down to business. Honestly, random things are random facts or probably useful facts too, that are of no consequence to anyone. So, here are a few funny random things to say to people around you, which you can use as conversation starters to create a random weird mood.
Funny Random Facts
Rubber bands last longer when they are refrigerated.
There are 158 verses in the national anthem of Greece and no one's ever memorized them.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
'Screeched' is the longest mono-syllabic word in English.
All 50 states are listed on back of the $5 dollar bill on top of the Lincoln Memorial.
Peanuts are used in making dynamites.
The ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory of 5 seconds.
You cannot sneeze with your eyes open.
Funny Random Thoughts
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is actually prohibited there?
Why doesn't 'onomatopoeia' sound like what it is?
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
I wish I could say I am not going to write anymore.
Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase 'Regards' again.
Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There were no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out - moral of the story isf today's kids are soft.
Was learning cursive really necessary?
How many times am I allowed to ask 'what', before I say 'sorry I didn't get you', when I don't want to in the first place?
Is it okay to believe in soap operas?
LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
Funny Random Things to Talk About
Gimme a break! Of course, I can't be nailing down FUNNY RANDOM THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. I mean, gossip, for crying out loud! The choice is yours, make the conversation as random as possible and don't forget to let me know!
Funny Things To Say To Friends
I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
If you want to receive updates about my upcoming events, then please give me money so I can buy a phone and a computer.
Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
I hope you enjoyed my post, but i'm not sure why, since i'm not really benefiting from your happiness.
Now, why don't you go ahead and write something random? Or, just comment!