Beardless Notch?
Last week, Mojang worked alongside a number of indie developers for their annual Humble Bundle Mojam event, with the promise of shaving Markus "Notch" Persson's beard in the event they raised more than $500,000. Well, they surpassed their goal, and Notch has shaved his beard! We would tell you more, but this is something better seen than said - give the video a watch, and see Notch beardless for the first time!
1. Notch's beard is unshavable. It's part of himself, his character, his thinking, his speech, his powers...... all down the drain, at least temporarily.
2. Notch's beard has a special something in it. Something so simple as an electric clipper(or whatever you call it) could not shave real Notch's beard.
Maybe that's Notch's long lost brother..... and came here to show the world how 'Notch' looks much younger when he shaves his beard. Honestly I expected 'Notch' to be about 50 years old, born in the mid 1960s. Surprised to know he's only in his mid thirties(born 1979).
Anyway, good job shaving that beard, 'Fool's Notch'!