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I am a Type 40 Tardis flying through the depths of time in deep thought about ultimate stuff. Not really am a Homo Sapiens Sapiens from a level 5 planet called Sol 3 in sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha. Instead of telling you any more about me I thought I would give you some of my favourite quotes.



The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.



He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife



Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.



“Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!”

“The what?” said Richard.

“The catflap! A device of the utmost cunning, perspicuity and invention. It is a door within a door, you see, a …”

“Yes,” said Richard, “there was also the small matter of gravity.”

“Gravity,” said Dirk with a slightly dismissed shrug, “yes, there was that as well, I suppose. Though that, of course, was merely a discovery. It was there to be discovered.” …

“You see?” he said dropping his cigarette butt, “They even keep it on at weekends. Someone was bound to notice sooner or later. But the catflap … ah, there is a very different matter. Invention, pure creative invention. It is a door within a door, you see.”



Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.



For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.



My favorite piece of information is that Branwell Brontë, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantelpiece, in order to prove it could be done. This is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favorite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.



A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.



Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.



There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t act a little childish sometimes.



Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.



Go forward in all of your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine.



You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.



You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!



The cake is a lie



This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future … God help you.



I'm in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!



All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!



And from the best named episode of Doctor Who ever, 42



The wonderful world of space travel. The prettier it looks, the more likely it is to kill you.
Interests I love Minecraft, Steampunk stuff, Science fiction, Doctor Who and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (plus anything by Douglas Adams)

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