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    posted a message on AoA--21 New Dimensions• 330 Mobs• 27 Bosses• Skills• Quests• 600+Items•- (Beware of Biomes! March 9th, 2016)

    this mod hasn't been updated in literally a year, why is everybody still replying to this thread

    Posted in: Minecraft Mods
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    posted a message on Project Ozone 2 Crash

    not sure if this belongs in modpacks.

    Posted in: Mod Packs
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    posted a message on Ask a logical question, get a very stupid answer.

    because it's an old and unbreakable piece of crap


    Why does Scaredhappyguy keep rising from the dead from Minecraft Forums?

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on [Adventure Craft] Jojo's Incredible Adventure (+ 3000 Downloads !) v0.3.5

    jojo's bizarre adventure xddddd

    Posted in: Maps
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    posted a message on ughghgh why did i make this thread

    disregard this

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Avatar Free For All!

    Sup, casuls? The legend will never die!



    "The Legend Never Dies" by Ken Ashcorp starts playing in the background

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)

    OOC: Very well ;)

    IC: I Attempt To Activate Tetris.




    Rolled a 1.
    You control tetris blocks, but the down button on the D-Pad was on turbo, smashing the giant tetris block on you, killing you instantly. GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAH! Respawn?

    Quote from GoldHero101»

    Come on... I have great strength stats. Once more!




    Rolled a 6!!!
    Not only did you level up your STR stat to 99 at your bonfire, but you also turned it into a "SUPER OMEGA CHAOS LIGHTNING ENCHANTED DARKMOON SUNLIGHT Greathammer of I JUST KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND YOU'RE NEXT" You swing the SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN at both Xannu and Xonnin, and this happens.



    175 HP of damage to Xannu!
    189 HP of damage to Xonnin!

    However, you had to sacrifice yourself for that godly amazing attack, nobody has ever seen you do such a thing. The SOCLEDSGHoIJKYFaYN disappears forever, and it has used it's ammunition of one very strong human soul. Your body goes up to Random Number Heaven, and even The Random Number God himself is impressed you did such a feat. Scaredhappyguy is there too, and he says, "Oi, you did a very good job out there, and I will revive you with the cost of 1 HP!" You agree with him, and he says to you, "Good luck out there, and remember, The legend will never die. Don't level DEX!"


    FIGHT!
    Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
    "Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
    41/256 XANNU HP
    20/247 XONNIN HP
    2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
    3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)

    Our Heroes
    Dman5456

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    pokemad1

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    TacoKing3

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    badpostmcgee

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    TanKsverylot

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    GoldHero101
    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    Skeleton Buddy

    💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥ - 8/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK

    i'm sorry i've not been really active on this, i have stuff do to in real life.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)

    *sigh*, It's been days since i've did one of these, and it's about time i resume.


    Quote from TacoKing3»

    I throw urmom™ at them

    (I was making a joke but then I realised mom is the normal way to spell it in USA where I'm assuming most of you are from)




    Rolled a 5!

    You threw a "urmom" at Xannu, along with a "urdad" too! it deals Xannu 19 HP of damage.


    It Seems All My Other Attacks Failed, So I'll Deal One Classic Punch.




    Rolled a 5!

    You had a charged punch, and punched Xonnin, dealing him 17 HP of damage!

    Quote from TanKsverylot»

    I attempt to permanently raise everyone's max health.




    Rolled a 2.
    Unless hurting yourself counts as raising everyone's max HP, you just lost 1 HP.

    Quote from GoldHero101»

    I pull out a giant sword and do a epic swinging motion, then do a GRAND SLAM SLASH.




    Rolled a 3.
    Unable to wield this weapon effectively with present stats. Git gud, casul.


    FIGHT!
    Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
    "Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
    216/256 XANNU HP
    209/247 XONNIN HP
    2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
    3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)

    Our Heroes
    Dman5456

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    pokemad1

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    TacoKing3

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    badpostmcgee

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    TanKsverylot

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    GoldHero101
    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Skeleton Buddy

    💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥ - 8/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK

    okay, instead of 100 bosses, i'm gonna do 15 bosses. sound fair? i got a lot of work to do in the real world.
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)
    Quote from TanKsverylot»

    I attempt to raise everyone's max health.




    Rolled a 2.

    You failed to raise any temporary max HP.

    Quote from Blue_Jerry3»

    I make a bad skeleton joke, hoping to somehow damage them with it.




    Rolled a 2.

    Sans from the game, "Undertale", heard you impersonating him, and slapped you in the face, saying "stop impersonating me or i'll give you a bad time"

    Quote from TacoKing3»

    I throw 42 at them




    Rolled a 5!
    I'm not sure how you threw numbers at the skeletal twins, but you did it pretty hard! Nice rugby skills! 21 HP of damage to Xannu! 21 HP of damage to Xonnin!


    I Throw Paint.net At Them (STOP THROWING THOSE THINGS TACO_KING).




    Rolled a 3.
    You threw a thumbdrive with the program, "Paint.net" at them, they are confused about what it does. They keep it in their inventory.

    Xannu attacks!
    He attacks...
    Skeleton Buddy, dealing 2.5 HP of damage to him! He is almost dead, but remember, Once an ally dies, they CANNOT be revived!


    FIGHT!
    Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
    "Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
    235/256 XANNU HP
    226/247 XONNIN HP
    2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
    3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks Every 3 Turns)

    Our Heroes
    Dman5456

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥💗♡ - 1.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    pokemad1

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    TacoKing3

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    badpostmcgee

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    TanKsverylot
    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Skeleton Buddy

    💗♡♡ - 0.5/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥ - 8/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)
    Quote from TacoKing3»

    I attempt to revive




    Rolled a 5!
    You revived! Get up!


    I Attempt To Summon Bill Cipher.




    Rolled a 2.
    Apparently, Bill Cipher was working for the enemies that lurk down below. He slaps you in the face with his Minor Weirdmageddon, dealing you 1 HP of damage.

    Xonnin Attacks!
    Who does he attack? He attacks...
    Dman5456, killing him instantly! YOU DIED. Retry?




    FIGHT!
    Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)

    "Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
    256/256 XANNU HP
    247/247 XONNIN HP
    2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
    3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)

    Our Heroes
    Dman5456

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    pokemad1

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    TacoKing3

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    badpostmcgee

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    Skeleton Buddy

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥
    - 8/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)

    I Attempt To Sacrifice 1 HP To Give To Mackerellatorn So That He Can Be Revived.




    Rolled a 1.

    You failed to give any HP to anyone.

    Quote from pokemad1»

    I snuff out our skeletons lamp...




    Rolled a 5!
    You turned off your underworld skeleton lamp, and it teleported you into the boss room that your fellow heroes are in! Get up!

    Quote from TacoKing3»

    I attempt to revive




    Rolled a 3.
    Sadly, you're still dead. You can always keep trying, you know!

    Xannu fails to attack.


    FIGHT!
    Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
    "Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
    256/256 XANNU HP
    247/247 XONNIN HP
    2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
    3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)

    Our Heroes
    Dman5456

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    pokemad1

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    TacoKing3

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    badpostmcgee

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    Skeleton Buddy

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥ - 8/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on Return to Return to Ecclesia: the Dice-Based Battle RPG

    I try to eat the Org. Taco without it noticing.

    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)
    Quote from ScorpionXR64»

    I lightly poke it






    Rolled a 6!!!

    You lightly poke the cacodemon, and as soon as you poke the cacodemon, your hand EXPLODES, dealing 21 HP of damage to the cacodemon! However, your hand got torn off by the explosion too, dealing you 1 HP of damage.


    Quote from NikoGamer15»

    I throw a spear at it's eye






    Rolled a 1.

    Suddenly. a temporary forcefield appeared around the cacodemon, and your spear ricocheted into your face, killing you instantly. YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE! Retry?



    I Open A Portal.






    Rolled a 3.

    You open a portal. Apparently, the portal you opened's entrance is right behind you. You enter it, and it suddenly disappears. You're in the same room. (if you mean to revive yourself, you're alive now.)


    Quote from Blue_Jerry3»

    I order Pepe to attack it, then I throw the Holy Hand Grenade at it.






    Rolled a 5!

    *Rolled a 6!!!

    You threw a holy hand grenade at the cacodemon, it explodes at him, dealing 17 HP of damage.

    Pepe did an enrageful "Normie Earbuster", to burn the cacodemon, dealing the cacodemon 23 HP of damage. However, his lungs burned too, dealing Pepe 1 HP of damage.

    Quote from badpostmcgee»

    i end clownpiece






    Rolled a 6!!!
    Apparently the cacodemon was (strangely) a fan of clownpiece. You get an effigy of Clownpiece, and tear it apart, making the cacodemon's feeling hurt, and dealing him 23 HP of damage, making him commit suicide of depression. You felt a little bad for him, so you hit yourself, dealing 1 HP

    YOU WON!

    Quote from TacoKing3»

    I attempt to revive






    Rolled a 2.

    You're still dead! Try again?

    Quote from Darthrafael»

    I stuff badpost with TNT and throw him at the Cacodemon, hoping that he gets eaten.





    Turn will not be counted. You are not dead, as it was just an effigy.



    You go to the next room, it is full of darkness and dead skeletons.
    You turn on your light, but the darkness just absorbs it.
    You find a skull lantern found on the floor.
    You light the room with the skull lantern, and you find two tough skeletons.
    They look very angry at you, and they want to kill you for something you did a long time ago to their friend!
    OH NO, THEY'RE DANGEROUS, IT'S...

    FIGHT!
    Xannu and Xonnin (BOSS #2)
    "Skeletal twins almost as dangerous as Sans and Papyrus, they can actually come back together. Xannu is the one with the Octopus Shield and the Spear, Xonnin is the one with the Lion Shield and the Sword. They are also known to have over 1000 human kills. Do not underestimate their weak looks, as they have magic powers too."
    256/256 XANNU HP
    247/247 XONNIN HP
    2.5 XANNU ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)
    3 XONNIN ATK (Attacks every 3 Turns)

    Our Heroes
    Dman5456

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♡♡ - 1/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    pokemad1

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    TacoKing3

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    badpostmcgee
    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    Skeleton Buddy

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥ - 8/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
    Posted in: Forum Games
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    posted a message on The Fort of Mystery (Double The Boss, Double The Trouble.)
    Quote from Darthrafael»

    I attempt to revive anyone that is dead




    Rolled a 4!

    alfieq has been revived!

    LifeAsRoyalRanger has been revived!

    Quote from Blue_Jerry3»

    I guess I...


    Rip and tear until it is done.




    Rolled a 5!

    You get a berserk powerup, and you start ripping off cacodemon teeth. 17 HP to the cacodemon!



    I Use The Law's Of Physics To Help Me Dig Out Of The Underworld.




    You're already revived! Get up!


    Quote from Mackerellatorn»

    I blast it with a Super Shotgun.




    Rolled a 2.
    You forgot you were aiming upwards, and you shot nothing. The recoil hit your damaged face by 1 HP, killing you. "WAAAAAAH!" Revive?


    Quote from pokemad1»

    I hit it with my magic axe!




    Rolled a 1.

    Your magic axe only swung backwards, and it chopped up your face, killing you instantly. YOU DIED. Attempt to revive?

    Quote from TacoKing3»

    I throw the white Buddha at it




    Rolled a 1.
    Buddha turned red and demonic, and ate you up. Your guts and limbs are torn up into a red bloody pile. GAME OVER! Continue?

    Quote from ScorpionXR64»

    I scream at it




    Rolled a 6!!!
    You screamed a holy angel scream at the cacodemon, and holy water splashed onto him, dealing 35 HP of damage!!! However, your lungs got damaged from how loud the angel scream was.


    FIGHT!
    Cacodemon
    "You feel a sense of ripping and tearing as you approach this demon."
    73/125 HP
    2 ATK (Attacks Every 2 Turns)

    Dman5456

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    jondanger23

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    1accountforumroleplaying

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Mackerellatorn

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    alfieq

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Thunderhoof111

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    Blue_Jerry3

    ♥♥💗 - 2.5/3 HP

    Darthrafael

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    ScorpionXR64

    ♥♥♡ - 2/3 HP

    Nikogamer15

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    pokemad1

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    LifeAsRoyalRanger

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP

    TacoKing3

    ♡♡♡ - DEAD

    Skeleton Buddy

    ♥♥♥ - 3/3 HP
    ⚔⚔ 2 ATK

    Pepe, Lord of Memes

    ♥♥♥ - 9/10 HP
    ⚔⚔⚔ 3 ATK
    Posted in: Forum Games
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