The birthday's a pun you will never get.
Go away now.
Avatar Sauce (or at least, one of them) at http://wusagi2.deviantart.com/art/Pit-and-Dark-Pit-456302042
"Swearing like that is really unnecessary and comes across as immature," said Hermione oppressively. -Harry Potter Becomes a Communist
"You win some, lose some, and wreck some." -Turbo Man's Lose Quote, Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch
"Don't rely on others, use your own powers!" -Enker, Mega Man 8-Bit Deathmatch.
"You are no equal to me, Phantom R!" "You got that right. I'm better then you'll ever be!" -Napoleon and Phantom R, Rhythm Thief and The Emperor's Treasure
"Let's all quote the name of that one trope!" -Irecreeper and a bunch of others, 2015
"Have you ever tried going mad WITHOUT power? It's boring! Nobody listens to you!" -insert_generic_username, The DTG2 Memo
Fighting anything with an affiliation with the underworld.