Bio


About Me



Sections of my About Me page
Items Currently Trading on Steam
General Info
Character Info
Fun Facts About Me
Friends/Acquaintances/Enemies List
Imgur Albums


Items Currently Trading on Steam

Buying:
Nothing

Selling:
TF2 Items:
Specialized Killstreak Sydney Skeeper Kit (Villainous Violet) - 2.5 keys

Add me or send trade offers to trade.


General Info

'Ello, ladies and gentlemen/mentlegen. Chances are you're reading this because I've [EXPLETIVE] you off. Heh, I typically do that, more or less on purpose. Well, here I am, exposed as you teleported into my compound on the moon. The name's KaBling Dynamics, generally; Milloon Hall for those of you who like to roleplay; Damn Feds for people familiar with me on Steam; ChaChing if you were around for at least a year; lastly lolzer1 if you seen me pop around places on the Internet back then. I might have some more names, but it's up to you to bring them up, seeing as I've since forgotten them.

WELCOME TO MY ABOUT ME PAGE. T'IS A SHAME I WAS ONLY A HOLOGRAM.

If you need me, I'll be on my private third floor, typing away in posts/micromanaging troops/shooting people from the computer. Don't ask why I'm on the moon and yet have a $500 NZD computer. (No, I didn't build it, and even so I'd get someone else to do it for me.)


Character Info of [REDACTED]

Real Name: [REDACTED]
Aliases: KaBling Dynamics, Milloon Hall, Damn Feds, ChaChing, lolzer1, Solomon
Species: [REDACTED]
Appearance: [REDACTED]
Age: [REDACTED]
Point of Origin: [REDACTED]
Profession: CEO of Bling-Dynamos Co.
Biography: [REDACTED]
Education: [REDACTED]
Income: [REDACTED]
Amount of Wealth: [REDACTED]
Assets Owned: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
Likes: [REDACTED]
Dislikes: [REDACTED]
Habits: [REDACTED]
Beliefs: [REDACTED FOR PRIVATE SAFETY]
Strengths: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
Weaknesses: [REDACTED FOR PRIVATE SAFETY]
Abilities: [REDACTED]
Powers: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SAFETY]
Preferred Weapon(s) of Choice: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
Items: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC AND PRIVATE SAFETY]
Current Location: Moon, [REDACTED]
Current HP: Healthy; [REDACTED]
Maximum HP: [REDACTED]
Current MP: Full; [REDACTED]
Maximum MP: [REDACTED]
Mental Status: [REDACTED]
Buffs: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC SAFETY]
Curses: [REDACTED FOR PRIVATE SAFETY]
IQ: [REDACTED]
Kills: Officially ███; estimated ██████
Friends: See FAE list
Acquaintances: See FAE list
Enemies: See FAE list
Titles: [REDACTED]
Symbols: [REDACTED]
Awards: [REDACTED]
Other Info: [REDACTED FOR PUBLIC, PRIVATE AND OWN SAFETY]


Fun Facts About Me

Before we start... figure out which ones are fakes and you get a cake of cyanide!

-My name is Song, [REDACTED]
-My nicknames include Solomon (after the islands - apparently I look like someone who originates from there) and Tim
-I reside in New Zealand, Auckland
-I go to America every year to proclaim which country has more freedom
-It's inconvenient to live in NZ - everyone else lags by 17 hours, specifically people living in America
-I'm poor and Irish
-I'm rich and Asian
-I live everyday as if it was my last, which is why life's so fun!
-I play America's 1# War-themed Hat Simulator
-I play Age of Empires 2 HD Edition, with the expansion pack The Forgotten
-My favourite civilization is the Italians (GO MY GENOESE CROSSBOWMEN ARMY! GO!)
-Boom beats Turtle, Turtle beats Rush, and Rush beats Boom
-I can't run XCOM: Enemy Unknown and Enemy Within, despite owning both games
-Pokemon Y is better than X
-Your mothers and sisters [DATA EXPUNGED] every Friday night, first of the month
-I'm secretly a Pokemon known as Porygon Yveltal Swampert - don't ask why the different species
-In America, you visit mother's land. In Soviet Russia, motherland visits you!
-"What? I can't talk about this one? Come on, it only [DATA EXPUNGED]." -KaBling
-My avatar represents who I am in real life
-The Internet is filled with clones of me
-I'm younger than 20
-I'm older than 10
-Lugia is secretly my roommate (and we get into daily fights)
-My family line has never served in both World Wars
-They call me Crazy Loooop
-I'm right behind you
-I have a better life than you do, [EXPLETIVE]
-Sony is better than Microsoft (in terms of gaming consoles)
-I'm swing both ways (if you know what I mean)
-I murder [REDACTED] with extreme prejudice
-I probably won't reveal most redacted and expunged words
-I have numerous theme songs (I can't make my mind up)
-All Pokemon [REDACTED] upon contact with a Pokemon series game - "DO NOT APPLY TO POKEMON." -Warning label on every Pokemon game
-Steam, Lugia. STEEEEEAAAAAAM!
-I'm sorry, let me rephrase that...
-"DLROW LEURC, EYBDOOG!" *Suicide reverses itself* "Much better." -KaBling's Own [REDACTED]
-I'm in a successful Killstreak Kit trading business
-END OF THE LINE UPDATE, NOW!
-HALF-LIFE 3, NOW!
-I've been affiliated with: bronies, furries, dragons, Pokemon, Team Fortress 2, Age of Empires 2, Minecraft, Minecraft forum RPs, [REDACTED]
-"At least one of the above I [EXPLETIVE] to; what? Who doesn't? 92% of males do it, so are YOU normal!?" -KaBling
-If you see me around, hide your kids, hide your wife
-Pepsi is better than Coca Cola
-If you think your life sucks, go take a good look at homeless children
-It's the Internet; everyone's a little crazy!
-Don't apply rule 34 or 35 to me
-DON'T APPLY A POKEMON VIDEO GAME TO ME OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!
-Need a dispenser here!
-I'm tall/short
-Thankfully, losing weight's easier than most things
-'MURICA; what is this fictional country
-"I'm flying Jack! I'm flying!" -Random person held up by KaBling
-I ain't famous, so I ain't gonna give money to stay that way - don't want to deal with paparazzi
-"Yes, I have a dragon and slime fetish. What're you gonna do about it, though?" -[REDACTED]
-I think I wasted you in TF2 once
-Kill me and get a free [REDACTED]!
-Goths + Italians = you're screwed, as Condottieros with Perfusion only take 2.9 seconds to make!

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-Every time someone close to me departs the MCF, without any other way of contacting them available, I cry another tear
-"I sit down, and wait for someone to post; this takes longer than you think, sometimes up to the entire day. It's just frickin lonely, where I live." -KaBling


Friends/Acquaintances/Enemies List

Friends


Acquaintances


Enemies


*Please note these fellows bounce back and forth at times. Sometimes, it's just too hard to keep track whether they're my friends, enemies or casual acquaintances.


Imgur Albums









Interests Playing video games Forum roleplays Generally messing with others (rarely intentionally)

Profile Information


Minecraft KaDynamics

Contact Methods


Website URL http://steamcommunity.com/id/kabling/