I'M OBAMA! Proof:
Here's a little backstory about me:
In 2016, Barack Obama, outraged that he can't run for another term, somehow destroys the government in a temper tantrum (lol wut?) and threatens to kill every person in the USA if they don't accept that he is now the supreme dictator of the land. Obama then does the same thing to every other country in the world. He then forces each and every scientist alive to make a time machine. Two months later, a working non-paradoxical time manipulation device is made. Obama then travels to the year 878987 and teams up with the goo. (http://www.minecraft...defeat-the-goo/) With the most tyrannical dictator ever teamed up with the devil, obama is now unstopable.
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