It all started when our adventure-loving...adventurer, ceyel, woke up in a foxy forest. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling abundantly frustrated, ceyel slapped a wolverine, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Like a drunken sailor at happy hour, he realized that his beloved magic bean was missing! Immediately he called his parole officer, the cheese man. ceyel had known the cheese man for (plus or minus) one million years, the majority of which were flamboyant ones. the cheese man was unique. He was ingenious though sometimes a little... insensitive. ceyel called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.
the cheese man picked up to a very glad ceyel. the cheese man calmly assured him that most albino cats yawn before mating, yet venomous koalas usually exotically belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting ceyel. Why was the cheese man trying to distract ceyel? Because he had snuck out from ceyel's with the magic bean only two days prior. It was a sassy little magic bean... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before ceyel got back to the subject at hand: his magic bean. the cheese man cringed. Relunctantly, the cheese man invited him over, assuring him they'd find the magic bean. ceyel grabbed his George Foreman grill and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, the cheese man realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the magic bean and he had to do it thoughtfully. He figured that if ceyel took the homemade car, he had take at least six minutes before ceyel would get there. But if he took the ice skates? Then the cheese man would be scarcely screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, the cheese man was interrupted by ten insensitive gooses that were lured by his magic bean. the cheese man panicked; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling pleased, he aptly reached for his banana and randomly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the ice skates rolling up. It was ceyel.
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As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so he knew he was running late. With a mighty leap, ceyel was out of the ice skates and went indiscriminately jaunting toward the cheese man's front door. Meanwhile inside, the cheese man was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the magic bean into a box of live hand grenades and then slid the box behind his whale. the cheese man was pleased but at least the magic bean was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' the cheese man wildly purred. With a quick push, ceyel opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish genocidal maniac in a time machine,' he lied. 'It's fine,' the cheese man assured him. ceyel took a seat mysteriously distant from where the cheese man had hidden the magic bean. the cheese man turned red trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But ceyel was distracted. A few freaknasty minutes later, the cheese man noticed a dimwitted look on ceyel's face. ceyel slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
the cheese man felt a stabbing pain in his shin when ceyel asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the magic bean right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A selfish look started to form on ceyel's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. ceyel nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before the cheese man could react, ceyel carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The magic bean was plainly in view.
ceyel stared at the cheese man for what what must've been eleven nanoseconds. Giggling like schoolgirl, the cheese man groped surreptitiously in ceyel's direction, clearly desperate. ceyel grabbed the magic bean and bolted for the door. It was locked. the cheese man let out a sassy chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, ceyel,' he rebuked. the cheese man always had been a little clueless, so ceyel knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before the cheese man did something crazy, like... start chucking potatos at him or something. Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, he gripped his magic bean tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
the cheese man looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from ceyel. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for ceyel. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. the cheese man walked over to the window and looked down. ceyel was gone.
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Just yonder, ceyel was struggling to make his way through the swamp behind the cheese man's place. ceyel had severely hurt his kidney during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral gooses suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the magic bean. One by one they latched on to ceyel. Already weakened from his injury, ceyel yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of gooses running off with his magic bean.
About four hours later, ceyel awoke, his armpit throbbing. It was dark and ceyel did not know where he was. Deep in the broad lemur-infested moor, ceyel was very lost. In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, he remembered that his magic bean was taken by the gooses. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a oversized goose emerged from the haunted thicket. It was the alpha goose. ceyel opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the goose sunk its teeth into ceyel's taint. With a faint groan, the life escaped from ceyel's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than three miles away, the cheese man was entombed by anguish over the loss of the magic bean. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened ripened avocado. With a quick thrust, he buried it deeply into his scalp. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about ceyel... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the magic bean that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant gooses, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(
i deleted all my minecraft files the other day (that's a different story) and re-installed. For some reason now why i try to run it, it lets me log in, then it gives me a black screen! can someone please help me? D:
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the cheese man picked up to a very glad ceyel. the cheese man calmly assured him that most albino cats yawn before mating, yet venomous koalas usually exotically belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting ceyel. Why was the cheese man trying to distract ceyel? Because he had snuck out from ceyel's with the magic bean only two days prior. It was a sassy little magic bean... how could he resist?
It didn't take long before ceyel got back to the subject at hand: his magic bean. the cheese man cringed. Relunctantly, the cheese man invited him over, assuring him they'd find the magic bean. ceyel grabbed his George Foreman grill and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, the cheese man realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the magic bean and he had to do it thoughtfully. He figured that if ceyel took the homemade car, he had take at least six minutes before ceyel would get there. But if he took the ice skates? Then the cheese man would be scarcely screwed.
Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, the cheese man was interrupted by ten insensitive gooses that were lured by his magic bean. the cheese man panicked; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling pleased, he aptly reached for his banana and randomly slapped every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the foxy forest, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the ice skates rolling up. It was ceyel.
----o0o----
As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at McDonald's to pick up a 12-pack of live hand grenades, so he knew he was running late. With a mighty leap, ceyel was out of the ice skates and went indiscriminately jaunting toward the cheese man's front door. Meanwhile inside, the cheese man was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the magic bean into a box of live hand grenades and then slid the box behind his whale. the cheese man was pleased but at least the magic bean was concealed. The doorbell rang.
'Come in,' the cheese man wildly purred. With a quick push, ceyel opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some oafish genocidal maniac in a time machine,' he lied. 'It's fine,' the cheese man assured him. ceyel took a seat mysteriously distant from where the cheese man had hidden the magic bean. the cheese man turned red trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But ceyel was distracted. A few freaknasty minutes later, the cheese man noticed a dimwitted look on ceyel's face. ceyel slowly opened his mouth to speak.
'...What's that smell?'
the cheese man felt a stabbing pain in his shin when ceyel asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the magic bean right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A selfish look started to form on ceyel's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's wolverines from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. ceyel nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before the cheese man could react, ceyel carefully lunged toward the box and opened it. The magic bean was plainly in view.
ceyel stared at the cheese man for what what must've been eleven nanoseconds. Giggling like schoolgirl, the cheese man groped surreptitiously in ceyel's direction, clearly desperate. ceyel grabbed the magic bean and bolted for the door. It was locked. the cheese man let out a sassy chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, ceyel,' he rebuked. the cheese man always had been a little clueless, so ceyel knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before the cheese man did something crazy, like... start chucking potatos at him or something. Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, he gripped his magic bean tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels.
the cheese man looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from ceyel. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame ten days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for ceyel. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. the cheese man walked over to the window and looked down. ceyel was gone.
----o0o----
Just yonder, ceyel was struggling to make his way through the swamp behind the cheese man's place. ceyel had severely hurt his kidney during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral gooses suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the magic bean. One by one they latched on to ceyel. Already weakened from his injury, ceyel yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of gooses running off with his magic bean.
About four hours later, ceyel awoke, his armpit throbbing. It was dark and ceyel did not know where he was. Deep in the broad lemur-infested moor, ceyel was very lost. In a blinding moment of misguided bravado, he remembered that his magic bean was taken by the gooses. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a oversized goose emerged from the haunted thicket. It was the alpha goose. ceyel opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the goose sunk its teeth into ceyel's taint. With a faint groan, the life escaped from ceyel's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure.
Less than three miles away, the cheese man was entombed by anguish over the loss of the magic bean. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened ripened avocado. With a quick thrust, he buried it deeply into his scalp. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about ceyel... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the magic bean that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant gooses, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'(
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Where are you from? :Warshington Seattle
Your age? : 14
Have you read the rules? :Yes
Did you vote for them? :Yes
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Finn! (I did this one because my sister likes the show)
I'm not sure what this is
Makes you look like wood
makes you look like stone
makes you look like dirt
AQUAMAN
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(this was after i deleted all my minecraft files for a different reason)
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