Here's mine: (I added spoliers because there are a few words that the easily offendable types won't like)
Spider vs Cave Spider.
BEGIN!
Spider: Look over here you little blue *****,
Our sizes represent the girth of our dicks,
Geddit?,
You're tiny,
You're whiney,
You suck,
Only way you can win this is with extraordinary luck,
So you got poison?
Guess what,
I got my ***** on my back,
Yeah my boy Skelly's gonna back up this track:
Skeleton:
This badass Arachnid rapper,
His beats'll get ya pumped,
But I got my bow that makes all the humans jump,
Sure,
You got your ***** little poison,
But a bucket o' milk, and you just toyin'.
Cave Spider:
Hangin out on roofs,
Da hell is up with that?,
Only way you scare a human's with your boney bumboy on your back.
You think think you're hot cause you're bigger,
Or is it cause you a *****?
Either way,
Compared to me,
You're cold like an Arctic Winter.
Im a spida, a rida,
a skeletal fighta
speed so hurried when i climb up yo walls
range has you worried when shoot you down the halls
double the hp, and double the powa
the top will burn up, but 8 legs remain at any hour
im not like others, i spawn so rarely
survivors walk away oh so barely
so dont mess around when you see the black and red eyes
try to claim two kills, will lead to your demise
i rose from the dead twice before, and ofcourse i could once more
because im tough and resilient like an iron ore
16 limbed monster on da hill top
but i only need one arrow to make your body drop
STEVE VS CREEPER
BEGIN!
STEVE:
Hey dude, why you so sad?
is it because they havent made a parody of you on MAD?
Why the hell do you blow up, and ruin all my ****
Get the hell out of here before i kill you with a mother ****in stick!
You were not even supposed to be put into the game
Notch just made you from a screwed up pig frame!
CREEPER:
Okay i admit it im annoying when i hiss
At least i have the dignity to take a ****!
And maybe im a relative of the pinkies
But maybe you should get off your ass and stop eating those twinkies!
And sure, the endermen made me scootch over
But every time you see me your screen says game over!
Yeah, I dont know where this came from either, I just randomly thought of the topic and worked my magic.
SPIDER VS SILVER FISH
BEGIN!
SPIDER:
Hey dude, whats the deal
Your stealing my material like a guy who wants bonemeal!
You guys are the midgets of minecraft
And you smell so go in the water and take a damn bath!
Who cares if you hide in those new brick blocks
I have legs i walk with around the clock!
SILVERFISH:
So what if my noise is copied
Least i dont look has blocky!
And watch what you say cause if you kill me
My friends will come out and kill you before day!
Who cares if you have long blocky sticks
Least i dont become a wuss when the sun shines on a brick!
BLAZE VS GHAST
BEGIN!
BLAZE:
Hey look, its a jellyfish
why dont you hook up with an ugly smelly fish!
Every time you open your mouth
you wheeze from the smoke i blaze out!
You may be original but im unique
Im made up of rods that look real sleek!
GHAST:
Who cares if your make of smoke
Cause of you all the Steves choke!
You might be made of rods
But atleast i have a bod!
And who cares if your rare
Even the Endermen dont wanna stare!
Spider vs Cave Spider.
BEGIN!
Spider: Look over here you little blue *****,
Our sizes represent the girth of our dicks,
Geddit?,
You're tiny,
You're whiney,
You suck,
Only way you can win this is with extraordinary luck,
So you got poison?
Guess what,
I got my ***** on my back,
Yeah my boy Skelly's gonna back up this track:
Skeleton:
This badass Arachnid rapper,
His beats'll get ya pumped,
But I got my bow that makes all the humans jump,
Sure,
You got your ***** little poison,
But a bucket o' milk, and you just toyin'.
Cave Spider:
Hangin out on roofs,
Da hell is up with that?,
Only way you scare a human's with your boney bumboy on your back.
You think think you're hot cause you're bigger,
Or is it cause you a *****?
Either way,
Compared to me,
You're cold like an Arctic Winter.
Im a spida, a rida,
a skeletal fighta
speed so hurried when i climb up yo walls
range has you worried when shoot you down the halls
double the hp, and double the powa
the top will burn up, but 8 legs remain at any hour
im not like others, i spawn so rarely
survivors walk away oh so barely
so dont mess around when you see the black and red eyes
try to claim two kills, will lead to your demise
i rose from the dead twice before, and ofcourse i could once more
because im tough and resilient like an iron ore
16 limbed monster on da hill top
but i only need one arrow to make your body drop
SLIME VS MAGMA CUBE
BEGIN!
Slime
Oh boy look what we have here
a piece of burning **** trying to be freak of the year!
Your look like a slinkie when you bounce dude
and showing us your insides? Thats just rude!
Dude, your ugly, you smell, you move at the speed of a dell
So why dont you just stay in that damn hell!
Magma Cube
Dude, im a piece of moving, burning Netherrack
Shut up before i get my Blaze friends to burn you in your sack!
And so what if im a slinkie?
Least im not fat on twinkies!
And atleast im not rare
So go get mauled by a Mo'Creatues Bear!
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
Enderman VS Enderdragon
BEGIN
Enderman:
How can we be related?
This **** is complicated.
Your about has fat has a house.
I dont even wanna see your blouse!
I can teleport nearly everywhere
So why dont you go burn down there!
Enderdragon
So what if you can teleport?
I can take 50 hits from a diamond sword!
I can fly through blocks and smash them to bits
So why dont you just go before i burn off your ****!
Your face looks like one of my freakin smileys
Your so weird you should be at O'Rileys!
ploxkthx.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Zombie VS Zombie Pigman
BEGIN!
Zombie
I dont even know what the hell im looking at
The only way you could be uglier is if you were fat!
And where the hell did that sword come from?
Get out of here before i chew you up like a piece of gum!
We may both be undead zombies with rotting flesh
But atleast i was not made from a user created mesh!
Zombie Pigman
Well atleast all my color isnt green
What are you, drunk has Charlie Sheen?
And who cares where i got this golden glory
At least i look more gorey!
And so what if i was user made?
It just shows how creativity can never fade!
Notch VS Herobrine
BEGIN!
Notch
Oh my god, I though i was done with you
Get out of the coding before i split you in two!
How could people think your my brother?
You dont even have a ****in mother!
Legend my ass your not in the game
Your just a mod made by fans so that you can bring shame!
Herobrine
You cant get rid of me im a ghost
So what if your the shows host?
Im Mojangs co-star
I got this game far!
I Scare the crap out of the players
And you better be scared, so start saying your prayers!
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
SIMON (yes the yogscast dwarf) VS ISRAPHEL (Yes the yogscast villan)
BEGIN!
Simon
Lewis, come over here
I found a creeper that looks like a queer!
His eyes are so bloody red
When was the last time you went to bed?
Your skin looks like its made of glue
So go away before i blow you up with some 42!
Israphel
Dude, go put on a shirt
Or would you rather wear a skirt?
I have an army of creepers ready to strike in the night
You better have some diamonds so that your ready for the boss fight!
Who cares if you have some 42?
I'll murder you like Hitler did with the Jews!
me VS giant
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS