You:
Okay, that’s- wait, crack? Can I score some coke here?
Us:
Isn’t that illegal?
You:
Yeah…
Us:
…
You:
If I can’t score coke, why is this server so awesome? Seems pretty stupid to me.
Us:
Well, we’re awesome and sexy and stuff...
You:
Whatever. Why do I care about your server? There are TONS of Minecraft servers I could go on.
Us:
Well, none of them are as awesome as ours is! First off, we’ve got an awesome community of people from all over the world (don’t worry, we all speak English). We’re also whitelisted, so the community is relatively small, which means there’s minimal griefing (and extreme anti-griefing measures - we’ve got daily backups and BigBrother). We also have--
You:
Shut up. I’m so bored I fell asleep and my face typed this message when it hit the keyboard. Tell me what I can do on this server.
Us:
Play Minecraft…?
You:
No derpa derp. Can I build?
Us:
Of course you can! You can build Minecraft-Classic style, or go beat up your friends in PVP arenas, or go rough it out in the wilderness with the creepers and your fellow MineCrackers -- yeah, MineCrackers, I’m sure there are a few puns there -- who would gladly sell your soul for a bit of diamond. You could even--
You:
Can I haz op pl0x?
Us:
You’re not even on the server yet.
You:
But…
Us:
No.
You:
Fine. What about plugins n’ ****? Do you guys have [insert really old hey0 plugin here]?
Us:
We run Craftbukkit, and have quite a few plugins for it (no hey0 plugins, sorry guys). A few of us are aspiring plugin developers, so if you’re a Java pro you can hang out and make fun of us while our inferior minds struggle with problems you could solve in mere seconds. Or, if you’ve never made a plugin before but want to try, we’ll gladly help you with anything we can. Plus, if you develop plugins, we’d happy to let you test your plugins on our server! Don’t worry though, anyone is welcome, regardless of their programming--
You:
Shut up, nerd. I don’t care about “Java” or “programming.” I was asking what plugins you had INSTALLED. In your language, computer plasma nerd quantum Minecraft physics byte reactor.
Us:
Please stop interrupting me. By the way, you just made yourself look like a huge idiot. I hope you’re proud of you.
You:
Meh. What plugins do you have installed?
Us:
Authorization, BigBrother, CraftIRC, CreeperNerf, Essentials, iChat, iConomy, LWC, Magic Carpet, Minecart Mania, Permissions, SimpleShop, Spells, Wand, WorldEdit, and WorldGuard, plus some plugins of our own that we’re testing.
You:
Ooh, I like those!
Us:
If there’s a plugin you want that we don’t have, feel free to request it!
You:
Hey, this server DOES seem awesome! ...Wait, what’s with the big “Donate” button? I don’t wanna pay for using this server, I already bought Minecraft! You suck. This server sucks.
Us:
You don’t have to donate to play on our server, but we would love it if you did! We’re normal people and need money to keep the server running. Plus, the more people that donate, the more we can improve our server (more RAM, faster processor, etc.). We know you don’t want to spend money where it’s not necessary, but if you like us and our server, please donate some money to help us along. To thank you, we’ll give you the VIP rank and it’s benefits! We’re always trying to improve this, so if there's stuff you want, tell us!
You:
Hey, what’s that about ranks? Also, I thought we had an agreement about speaking English, nerd.
Us:
We have a player ranking system, with special benefits for each rank:
Default: This is where you start. No special benefits.
Builder: You get this after you build something awesome. This lets you give yourself materials to build with.
Architect: You get this after you build a ton of awesome stuff. This lets you build portals, and gives you access to WolrdEdit.
Moderator: You get this when we think you’re ready. This lets you kick and ban people, and generally manage players. It also lets you protect land and chests and stuff.
Admin: You get this when we think you’re ready too. You’re basically a god of the server, and can use all commands. You are 1337.
You:
Okay, cool. Any rules I have to follow?
Us:
Eh, the usual. Be nice, don’t be racist, don’t grief, don’t steal, all that stuff.
You:
Anything else I should know?
Us:
Yeah, we have an IRC channel that’s integrated with the server’s in-game chat. You can access it at jrb.walbi.net
In English: you can chat with all your awesome besties playing on MineCrack by going to jrb.walbi.net while you’re not playing Minecraft!
You:
Don’t care. Stop with the nerdy stuff. Where can I sign up?
Us:
Right here in this thread! Just say you want to join, post your Minecraft username, and write a sentence or two about why you want to snort join MineCrack. We’ll whitelist you, and me, dida55, or Bannanas will pm you when you're whitelisted! Our server is at mc.walbi.net Come be awesome with us!
I've been playing SP for a while now and getting a bit bored with it, so I'd like to find a server to play on. And it seems that you've got a sense of humor, which ought to keep things interesting. I have no idea how to work the plugins or whatever (it's a miracle I figured out how to open the chat panel, and that was originally thinking I had to type /chat to get it up), but I'm a quick learner.
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I lurk. I'm probably lurking right now, watching you. Please don't take off your clothes.
all i want to do is have a fun community server with no plugins and play minecraft the way it was ment to be played. I can build some good builds and would be a good addition to this server. This server sounds fun and when a server sounds fun i want to join :-) hope to see you soon
IGN: pill_head I like to play with other people and build. I'm not really good with redstone. And I'm trying to find a server where I can't get griefed.
I am tired of playing by myself. I would like to join a fun community and from your first post, this place seems to be one. The last server i played on has gone MIA so i have no one to play with anymore and to show off my cool creations that i think i can build.
Hey, I wonder what this thread is about?
Us:
It’s about our awesome server, MineCrack!
You:
Okay, that’s- wait, crack? Can I score some coke here?
Us:
Isn’t that illegal?
You:
Yeah…
Us:
…
You:
If I can’t score coke, why is this server so awesome? Seems pretty stupid to me.
Us:
Well, we’re awesome and sexy and stuff...
You:
Whatever. Why do I care about your server? There are TONS of Minecraft servers I could go on.
Us:
Well, none of them are as awesome as ours is! First off, we’ve got an awesome community of people from all over the world (don’t worry, we all speak English). We’re also whitelisted, so the community is relatively small, which means there’s minimal griefing (and extreme anti-griefing measures - we’ve got daily backups and BigBrother). We also have--
You:
Shut up. I’m so bored I fell asleep and my face typed this message when it hit the keyboard. Tell me what I can do on this server.
Us:
Play Minecraft…?
You:
No derpa derp. Can I build?
Us:
Of course you can! You can build Minecraft-Classic style, or go beat up your friends in PVP arenas, or go rough it out in the wilderness with the creepers and your fellow MineCrackers -- yeah, MineCrackers, I’m sure there are a few puns there -- who would gladly sell your soul for a bit of diamond. You could even--
You:
Can I haz op pl0x?
Us:
You’re not even on the server yet.
You:
But…
Us:
No.
You:
Fine. What about plugins n’ ****? Do you guys have [insert really old hey0 plugin here]?
Us:
We run Craftbukkit, and have quite a few plugins for it (no hey0 plugins, sorry guys). A few of us are aspiring plugin developers, so if you’re a Java pro you can hang out and make fun of us while our inferior minds struggle with problems you could solve in mere seconds. Or, if you’ve never made a plugin before but want to try, we’ll gladly help you with anything we can. Plus, if you develop plugins, we’d happy to let you test your plugins on our server! Don’t worry though, anyone is welcome, regardless of their programming--
You:
Shut up, nerd. I don’t care about “Java” or “programming.” I was asking what plugins you had INSTALLED. In your language, computer plasma nerd quantum Minecraft physics byte reactor.
Us:
Please stop interrupting me. By the way, you just made yourself look like a huge idiot. I hope you’re proud of you.
You:
Meh. What plugins do you have installed?
Us:
Authorization, BigBrother, CraftIRC, CreeperNerf, Essentials, iChat, iConomy, LWC, Magic Carpet, Minecart Mania, Permissions, SimpleShop, Spells, Wand, WorldEdit, and WorldGuard, plus some plugins of our own that we’re testing.
You:
Ooh, I like those!
Us:
If there’s a plugin you want that we don’t have, feel free to request it!
You:
Hey, this server DOES seem awesome! ...Wait, what’s with the big “Donate” button? I don’t wanna pay for using this server, I already bought Minecraft! You suck. This server sucks.
Us:
You don’t have to donate to play on our server, but we would love it if you did! We’re normal people and need money to keep the server running. Plus, the more people that donate, the more we can improve our server (more RAM, faster processor, etc.). We know you don’t want to spend money where it’s not necessary, but if you like us and our server, please donate some money to help us along. To thank you, we’ll give you the VIP rank and it’s benefits! We’re always trying to improve this, so if there's stuff you want, tell us!
You:
Hey, what’s that about ranks? Also, I thought we had an agreement about speaking English, nerd.
Us:
We have a player ranking system, with special benefits for each rank:
Default: This is where you start. No special benefits.
Builder: You get this after you build something awesome. This lets you give yourself materials to build with.
Architect: You get this after you build a ton of awesome stuff. This lets you build portals, and gives you access to WolrdEdit.
Moderator: You get this when we think you’re ready. This lets you kick and ban people, and generally manage players. It also lets you protect land and chests and stuff.
Admin: You get this when we think you’re ready too. You’re basically a god of the server, and can use all commands. You are 1337.
You:
Okay, cool. Any rules I have to follow?
Us:
Eh, the usual. Be nice, don’t be racist, don’t grief, don’t steal, all that stuff.
You:
Anything else I should know?
Us:
Yeah, we have an IRC channel that’s integrated with the server’s in-game chat. You can access it at jrb.walbi.net
In English: you can chat with all your awesome besties playing on MineCrack by going to jrb.walbi.net while you’re not playing Minecraft!
You:
Don’t care. Stop with the nerdy stuff. Where can I sign up?
Us:
Right here in this thread! Just say you want to join, post your Minecraft username, and write a sentence or two about why you want to
snortjoin MineCrack. We’ll whitelist you, and me, dida55, or Bannanas will pm you when you're whitelisted! Our server is at mc.walbi.net Come be awesome with us!You:
Awesome! I’m signing up!
IGN: LuciDae
I've been playing SP for a while now and getting a bit bored with it, so I'd like to find a server to play on. And it seems that you've got a sense of humor, which ought to keep things interesting. I have no idea how to work the plugins or whatever (it's a miracle I figured out how to open the chat panel, and that was originally thinking I had to type /chat to get it up), but I'm a quick learner.
IGN: redmonsterbull
i've never played on a whitelist server and i sounds like fun
IGN: Jinm231
all i want to do is have a fun community server with no plugins and play minecraft the way it was ment to be played. I can build some good builds and would be a good addition to this server. This server sounds fun and when a server sounds fun i want to join :-) hope to see you soon
IGN: pill_head
I like to play with other people and build. I'm not really good with redstone. And I'm trying to find a server where I can't get griefed.
IGN: Cstalker
I am tired of playing by myself. I would like to join a fun community and from your first post, this place seems to be one. The last server i played on has gone MIA so i have no one to play with anymore and to show off my cool creations that i think i can build.