In the beginning, there was but one of the derpcat kind. His name was Koopachris, also known
as Soopakoopa. He wandered the great expanses of SMP, building ugly crap to obscure
the wonderful coastal view of mountaintop mansions, pouring water down people's chimneys,
and invading farms and kidnapping sheep. He built unconventional structures such as cobblestone
grotos and dens and lairs. But now, thanks to Derpcats United, you can be a derpcat and
live the derpcat life too, along with other derpcat bros and sisses! If you prefer flooding people's
houses with chickens and having snowball fights in places of peaceful public gathering to burning,
pillaging and raping, this is the life for you!
______General information_________________
Derpcats United is a clan of people with the derpcat skin (more on that later) who
partake in a variety of activities, from low-damage trolling to empire-building to
minion-being (more fun than you might think). We build massive and unusual communal
living areas, such as hives, haunted houses and tree villages. We go around pulling off
irritating (but ordinarily harmless) schemes, such as placing 35 noisy cows under someone's
house in a small obsidian box and building ugly things to obstruct views of beautiful things.
Sometimes we will be militaristic, and sometimes we will be cooperative to the rest of
the server. It all depends what kind of mood we're all in that day.
To maximize effectiveness and that satisfying swarmy feeling, we will usually
focus on terrorizing one or two servers at a time. The number of servers will
probably grow as our number of active members rises, and I may need to end
up appointing "Overderps" to supervise derpcat activity on various ones.
Check back on the topic regularly. I do not use, nor plan on using, Skype. Perhaps MSN in the future.
I, Koopachris, am the sole leader and grand emperor of the derpcats. But I am a
fairly democratic emperor. I will normally ask about what the popular opinion on
various things is before making a decision, and I probably won't exercise absolute
authority over people unless it's an emergency or a crucial decision. I guess you
could say I'm more like the president, but I prefer the title of grand emperor.
General mischief is fine, but killing, griefing and raiding is NOT to be done without
permission from me or an Overderp.
_______________Servers currently occupied_________________
Survival of the Fittest
Type: PvP/Vanilla anarchy
Status: Detting up a primary settlement
IP: unrestrictedmc.provisionhost.com _______________________________________________________
______So how do YOU become a derpcat?________
Simple. Just post on here that you would like to join, and make yourself
a derpcat skin. Just download the base skin, then recolor it to your liking
and add various accesories and skin markings if you so desire. The only
restriction is nothing obscene, and it has to be recognizable as a Derpcat.
The base skin:
Once you're a derpcat, you can visit any server you wish. However, you
must obey commandments from me or any Overderps if you are on a server
currently occupied by the Derpcats United clan.
_____Bad members/Abusive overderps?______
If you suspect anyone of inside spying, treason or undermining, contact me. If
I get enough complaints, I will consider removing them from the clan. If an overderp
(There are none yet...) is abusing his power, contact me and say nothing about it to
him/her. If I get enough complaints, the overderp will be demoted to a regualr citizen.
______The members_________________________
The current members and their current positions.
We have our first server stronghold established! Check the currently occupied servers. If you're on at
the same time as me, you can /tpa me to get to the derpcat hive. Also, I don't use Skype because
I'm not comfortable handing out my real name/phone number.
Just join the server in the "currently occupied server" list as often as possible. If you're on
at the same time as you, we can use teleport request commands to get you to the island.
In the beginning, there was but one of the derpcat kind. His name was Koopachris, also known
as Soopakoopa. He wandered the great expanses of SMP, building ugly crap to obscure
the wonderful coastal view of mountaintop mansions, pouring water down people's chimneys,
and invading farms and kidnapping sheep. He built unconventional structures such as cobblestone
grotos and dens and lairs. But now, thanks to Derpcats United, you can be a derpcat and
live the derpcat life too, along with other derpcat bros and sisses! If you prefer flooding people's
houses with chickens and having snowball fights in places of peaceful public gathering to burning,
pillaging and raping, this is the life for you!
______General information_________________
Derpcats United is a clan of people with the derpcat skin (more on that later) who
partake in a variety of activities, from low-damage trolling to empire-building to
minion-being (more fun than you might think). We build massive and unusual communal
living areas, such as hives, haunted houses and tree villages. We go around pulling off
irritating (but ordinarily harmless) schemes, such as placing 35 noisy cows under someone's
house in a small obsidian box and building ugly things to obstruct views of beautiful things.
Sometimes we will be militaristic, and sometimes we will be cooperative to the rest of
the server. It all depends what kind of mood we're all in that day.
To maximize effectiveness and that satisfying swarmy feeling, we will usually
focus on terrorizing one or two servers at a time. The number of servers will
probably grow as our number of active members rises, and I may need to end
up appointing "Overderps" to supervise derpcat activity on various ones.
Check back on the topic regularly. I do not use, nor plan on using, Skype.
Perhaps MSN in the future.
I, Koopachris, am the sole leader and grand emperor of the derpcats. But I am a
fairly democratic emperor. I will normally ask about what the popular opinion on
various things is before making a decision, and I probably won't exercise absolute
authority over people unless it's an emergency or a crucial decision. I guess you
could say I'm more like the president, but I prefer the title of grand emperor.
General mischief is fine, but killing, griefing and raiding is NOT to be done without
permission from me or an Overderp.
_______________Servers currently occupied_________________
Survival of the Fittest
Type: PvP/Vanilla anarchy
Status: Detting up a primary settlement
IP: unrestrictedmc.provisionhost.com
_______________________________________________________
______So how do YOU become a derpcat?________
Simple. Just post on here that you would like to join, and make yourself
a derpcat skin. Just download the base skin, then recolor it to your liking
and add various accesories and skin markings if you so desire. The only
restriction is nothing obscene, and it has to be recognizable as a Derpcat.
The base skin:
Once you're a derpcat, you can visit any server you wish. However, you
must obey commandments from me or any Overderps if you are on a server
currently occupied by the Derpcats United clan.
_____Bad members/Abusive overderps?______
If you suspect anyone of inside spying, treason or undermining, contact me. If
I get enough complaints, I will consider removing them from the clan. If an overderp
(There are none yet...) is abusing his power, contact me and say nothing about it to
him/her. If I get enough complaints, the overderp will be demoted to a regualr citizen.
______The members_________________________
The current members and their current positions.
Koopachris (Grand emperor)
MrLisawsome (Resident Dragon)
SteveMccool/steve1223 (Citizen)
Preeva (Citizen)
Jdude_EX (Citizen)
Skype: SteveTheBaws
Welcome aboard! Oh yeah, Skype is not required. Yet.
Sure thing
the same time as me, you can /tpa me to get to the derpcat hive. Also, I don't use Skype because
I'm not comfortable handing out my real name/phone number.
User: Jdude_EX
Accepted. The first server is ready for the invasion!
Well, ok. Dragons are cool too. They go well with lairs anyway...
But wait, when are we doing.. whatever though?
Just join the server in the "currently occupied server" list as often as possible. If you're on
at the same time as you, we can use teleport request commands to get you to the island.
Well, it TAKES a while to build up enough people for it to be enjoyable, and people
quitting doesn't help at all...