Why did the chicken cross the road?

#1 Oct 6, 2013
BigNickBraH
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Why did the chicken cross the road guys and girl?

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#2 Oct 6, 2013
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Why didn't it cross the rode?

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#4 Oct 6, 2013
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Quote from TheEBlocker

to get to the other side; only that it didnt know that the other side was a KFC resturaunt.

Here it is people! The first attempt on humor!

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#6 Oct 7, 2013
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You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house.
(wait for a little)
You: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken.

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i quit
#7 Oct 7, 2013
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And then I thought I had enough with this anti-joke.

Oh and here is a Touhou twist.

Why did Mystia Lorelei cross the road?

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#9 Oct 7, 2013
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Because It had now wings to fly?

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#10 Oct 7, 2013
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This is why the chicken crossed the road:

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#12 Oct 7, 2013
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I don't know, you tell me.

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#13 Oct 7, 2013
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was my attempt successful?

My sarcasm wasn't.

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#14 Oct 7, 2013
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Maybe the road crossed the chicken.

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#16 Oct 7, 2013
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Because the internet is really, really great!!!For people who are like me and want to do nothing with their lives other than make Youtube videos all day!

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#17 Oct 7, 2013
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BECAUSE IT WANTED A FREAKING DR. WHO MERCH, THE ROAD WAS THE US-CANADA BORDER. BAAHAHAHHAHAHAH..um sorry.

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#18 Oct 7, 2013
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Because it couldn't fly across.

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#19 Oct 7, 2013
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To get away from the Jock Chickens.
Off topic: Your avatar is depressing yet funny mercury.

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#20 Oct 7, 2013
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Quote from Phoenix

Maybe the road crossed the chicken.

Best explanation yet.

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#21 Oct 7, 2013
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It wanted to commit suicide.

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#22 Oct 7, 2013
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Why can't chickens cross the road without having their motives questioned?

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#23 Oct 8, 2013
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You know, I've always dreamt of a world where chickens are free to cross any road they want without having their motives questioned.
This thread disappoints me.
EDIT: Cryptic stole my joke...

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#24 Oct 8, 2013
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For a perfectly legitimate reason.

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#25 Oct 8, 2013
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He wanted KFC on the other side of the road.

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