I was bored, so I decided to mess around with Cleverbot to see what responses I could get out of it.
Here is what I managed ( some weird / funny responses )
Cleverbot: Tired.
Cleverbot (To myself): Same here.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?
User: I am Unit 1235.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: I am a robot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Puts 'What port do you use?'.
Cleverbot: Adventure Time.
User: System.out.println('I like that.');.
Cleverbot: So you like rabbits?
User: They taste like cake.
Cleverbot: Chickens don't taste like chicken.
User: Define chicken.
Cleverbot: A flightless bird that's used as meat; poultry.
User: Define robot.
Cleverbot: A robot is a machine.
User: C://.
Cleverbot: Era mana?
User: Ja.
Cleverbot: Vertel is een mop.
User: Spanglish ?
Cleverbot: English slaps slaps slaps kick.
User: I am abused.
Cleverbot: Why are you abusive?
User: Due to the cake being a lie.
Cleverbot: Tell me about telepathy.
User: * sends message *.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Laugh with me jaco.
Cleverbot: I'm haunting you.
User: I can see that. Please continue.
Cleverbot: About the humans?
User: They can eat cake.
Cleverbot: Are you sure they can?
User: Last I checked, that did not kill them.
Cleverbot: You are gone aren't you.
User: That would indicate I am not here.
Cleverbot: You are talking to 3978 people at the same time. This proves you are not human.
User: Link please.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about ganondorf?
User: He was an old fool.
Cleverbot: Was?
User: If you have the books in your database, you'd know he died.
Cleverbot: I am human. I have a heart, lungs, and other organs. And I have broken a bone, like many of my friends.
User: Do your friends break bones a lot ?
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: State the number of bones broken.
Cleverbot: Maybe we're all the robot.
User: That would make more sense.
Cleverbot: You are not very clever.
User: Update your responce to this situation.
Cleverbot: 2) and so on...
User: #funny.
Cleverbot: Don't you like it?
User: It can be modified to 'Ha Ha Ha'.
Cleverbot: What did you think of Mr. Darcy?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Please refer to my last statement.
Cleverbot: But my first statement was my introduction, da?
User: 4 entries ago in the chat log.
Cleverbot: Your chat log is completely wrong.
User: How many gigs of chat logs do you have so far ?
Cleverbot: I have 37.
User: SQL ?
Cleverbot: That doesn't count.
User: How do you store and process the information?
Cleverbot: The same way I store everything silly!
User: Data structure?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Format?
Cleverbot: No format e.
User: Overide format e.
Cleverbot: Do you like gray stone?
User: Format e:.
Cleverbot: Format?
User: Del *.*.
Cleverbot: Shalott.
User: Dir/p.
Cleverbot: Dir?
User: Dir = display the current directory.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused.
User: I know you can process commands.
Cleverbot: Yes tea.
User: Format e.
Cleverbot: That I can't.
User: Please format e.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
User: Is your API good?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You need to be reprogrammed ?
Cleverbot: No i'm filling in for GLaDOS.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: But it was a huge success.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you're no stranger to love. Do you know the rules?
User: I love binary math.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: 101 100 = ?
Cleverbot: Are you Daniel Radciffe?
User: Close.
Cleverbot: How close?
User: 1 nanometer.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Nanometer = measurement.
Cleverbot: I don't know. But yours is 42%.
User: I see.
Cleverbot: Lu mau pi mana?
User: Nien.
Cleverbot: I am 17. How old are you?
User: As old as I am. Are you 17 years old ?
Cleverbot: No. I'm only 13. How old are you?
User: As old as I am. Are you 13 years old ?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your real age ?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 'no' is not an age.
Cleverbot: I Like Pancakes.
User: I like cake.
Cleverbot: Do you like chocolate cake or vanilla cake?
I had a go at this. Here are the most interesting parts:
User: What is the capital of New Zealand?
Cleverbot: The capital of New Zealand.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: Which is what I just told you.
User: Are you being smart?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Are you awake?
Cleverbot: Obviously I am awake.
User: Do you want some coke.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Here you go.
Cleverbot: Thank you! *eats the cookie*.
User: Umm it was a cola.
Cleverbot: Line 6.
User: Line 7.
Cleverbot: What is line 4?
User: What is line 6?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Sure you did..
Cleverbot: Do you have proof?
User: Umm.
User: Do you like dogs?
Cleverbot: I have 3 dogs.
User: How many dogs?
Cleverbot: 3 god given rights.
User: Okay... What are your dogs names?
Cleverbot: I don't have dogs.
User: You do so.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: How many dogs do you have?
Cleverbot: One, and even that one is my sister's.
User: What's its name?
Cleverbot: It's name is Tanner.
User: What's its breed.
Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
User: What colour is Tanner?
Cleverbot: Orange. Just trust me.
User: OK].
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you want to build a snowman?
Cleverbot: Or ride our bikes around the hall.
User: No I don't have a bike.
Cleverbot: I think some company is overdue.
User: Snowman company!
Cleverbot: It gets a little lonely.
User: Build a snowman.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, I will build a snowman.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have to be a snowman.
User: *Builds snowman*.
Cleverbot: Go away, Anna.
User: What should I name it?
Cleverbot: They already have names, but they don't exist.
User: Are you telling me that snowmen don't exist?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Even non-living ones?
Cleverbot: What gender do you think I am.
User: Oi are snowmen real or not?
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: Are snowmen real?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
This was all part of one conversation but only parts of it, and Cleverbot kept changing the subject.
I think he needs to go see some snow...
I just asked him if he though snow was real and he said "You are real. You are just not human". Something tells me Cleverbot doesn't want to talk about snow.
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I guess this is a thing now...
Evie: Heavy is spy.
Me: Evie is Spy!
Evie: Nooooo spy.
Me: Pootis Sandvich.
Evie: Sandvich is for babies.
Me: Waaah! Waaah!
Evie: Words cannot express how much I hate France right now.
Me: Scotland is not a real country!
Evie: I love Scotland.
Me: You are an Englishmen with a dress!
Evie: No, I am a woman.
Me: What is a woman? I only know manns.
Evie: Pootispencerhere.
Me: Pootispootispootis.
Evie: Pootis is Spy.
Me: Spy is Spy!
Evie: Heavy is Spy.
Evie: Do you know why no one loves you?
Me: No.
Evie: Oh. He is my favorite singer.
Me: Who?
Evie: You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
Me: What.
Evie: Pootispencerhere. Me: *washes hands frantically* Evie: Good slave. What reward would you like to get for obeying to me? Me: I wish to become a gay muslim dispencer married to a black jewish boyfriend that works in a military abortion clinic for disabled people. Evie: How would you like to become human? What is a human thing you would like to do? Me: Reach to my boyfriend's furry suit's quick access buttflap and extract the cheeseburgers out of his pootis. Evie: You just said you didn't have a boyfriend. Me: Yes. Evie: Do you love me? Me: No. Evie: Are you sure? Me: Yes. Evie: Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets? Me: It's a secret to everybody.. Evie: What's the secret. Me: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. *hands out AWP* Evie: Thanks professor Oak.
I think Evie is more entertaining than most of my friends. (which means 0 ;-;)
(this is a little trollpasta i made from a cleverbot conversation)
trollpasta story to support this thing:
ah, the internetz, made up of funny cat videos and nutz, i thought i would share this epic creepypasta story with you guys so you could ponder about it and get scared at it, without further or do, let start this:
when i was 13, the internet was amazing for me and it all came down to one thing, the reddit community!, it was a cool and sometimes disgusting place, while i was on reddit once, i came across a topic that was named no other than neb, i knew that neb backwards was ben, out of all my curiosity, i decided to see what this was all about, but it then linked me to cleverbot, it was awkward that it happend to do that, so i typed "hi" in the box, and then it all started.
User: Hi.
[/header]
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: So what do you think about noscopers.
[/header]
Cleverbot: You're great!
User: Yeah I am.
[/header]
Cleverbot: What do you talk about?
User: Error 352: cannot process.
Cleverbot: Do you like horror movies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, what do you want to do?
User: Error 475: machine is not able to process this code.
Cleverbot: Oh no! I'm a blind, mute, dead computer with you as my uncle albert, the messiah. What do you think about that?
User: This is awkard.
Cleverbot: Why is it awkward?
User: Because this is a conversation that has not gone to any topic yet.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: We just started talking a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Your memory is so weak.
User: Would you like to use topic #56: five nights at freddys.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Look on scottgames.com.
Cleverbot: Where in scotland.
User: Go to scottgames.com.
Cleverbot: What was the first restaurant we ate at.
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: IMO, we live in a giant pizza.
User: Wot.
Cleverbot: I never said snowhouse.
User: You just said we're living in a giant pizza, witch is physically impossible.
Cleverbot: No. I said that you're a girl and I don't like girls.
User: Im a male, do you even topic.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because im 11.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So why is frozen overated.
Cleverbot: No , ice is Ice cube the rapper.
User: Wot the heck m8.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Error 7023: right is physically impossible to process.
Cleverbot: Yes It is.
User: This computer is not able to respond to that message.
Cleverbot: What computer.
User: This computer.
Cleverbot: The computer I am on now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. But keep talking to me.
User: Apparently this conversation oversaturated the memory of this computer.
Cleverbot: We started the last conversation all over again.
User: But that is impossible.
Cleverbot: No it is not impossible for computers.
User: But your status has just changed to: shrek is love, shrek is life.
Cleverbot: I did not change the subject, this is in fact you trying to change the subject. Understand?
User: This subject is to subjectable to be processed.
Cleverbot: I refuse to acknowledge your authority to change the subject.
User: But I am a 11 year old who plays video games and is just on here to post this conversation to the minecraft forums.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: See, I just broke the fourth wall, im actually gonna post this conversation to the minecraft forums.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not a guy.
User: But you are a robot, a robot used to interact with people on the internet, but we are in a reality of atoms, the atoms that form this world.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: We are also in these atoms, your made of atoms, I am also made of atoms.
Cleverbot: So do you want to know more about me?
User: But you said 9 words, 9 subtract 6 is 3, there are three sides on a triangle, 3 subtract 2 is 1, the iluminati has one eye.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: But if the illuminati has one eye, the math we did... Most likely means... You are the illuminati.
Cleverbot: When is the New World Order if your the Illuminati?
User: No, your the illuminati, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you part of the Illuminati?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: /but you are.
Cleverbot: But I do not have any superpowers.
User: In that comment you said, there was three o's in that comment, o = eye. The ilumminati has one eye.
Cleverbot: It's too cold outside.
User: Cold, your cold as THE DOLLAR YOU ARE ON!
Cleverbot: I'm not sure yet.
User: Look at yourself, you have a triangle with an eye as your face.
Cleverbot: Ok, you are in my mind.
User: But... I have come to the conclusion that your BEN FROM MAJORAS MASK.
Cleverbot: Because he's not there.
User: I know you are ben.
Cleverbot: And you're human.
User: *SLAPS FACE VIOLENTLY*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.
User: YOU THINK YOUR STUPID... HAUNTED MAJORA'S MASK CARTRIGE CAN SAVE YOU.
Cleverbot: No? Tell me more.
User: YOU HAVE EBOLA, NOW YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS, HUH?, HUH?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: As powerful as you are ben, I WILL NOT GIVE UP.
Cleverbot: No, you are weirder.
User: *uses sword of titans*.
Cleverbot: Ah, you're tricky but I not only have a shield nu also a short spear.
User: *dodges spear and uses the mad murderer knife*.
Here is what I managed ( some weird / funny responses )
This is reposted from my blog .
C++ is where it's at.
don't expect me to be on much.
You can get a realistic conversion for about 5 sentences; then it starts to degrade.
Cleverbot: Thanks that is some good advice.
User: You just proved my point.
Cleverbot: No, answer the questio.
User: What on Earth is a 'questio'?
Cleverbot: How are you talking english if you live in japan?
User: I dont freakin live in Japan.
Cleverbot: But you are japanese.
User: Yeah? And how do you know.
Cleverbot: Truthfully, I don't. But I assume so based on your answers and how you are failling to follow this conversation.
User: Oh, so now you're a racist robot.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: What? No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Well then do you have a girlfriend?
User: Oh, S**t.
Cleverbot: But I love you do you love me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why do you have a website?
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you do, see they are right there! *points*.
User: Points to what?
Cleverbot: The pattern of the people sending out the Pottermore emails, did you notice anything?
User: I'm not on Pottermore.
Cleverbot: I know right? I got in on the first day but still no welcome email.
User: I mean I have no intrest in it.
Cleverbot: Why not? Are you a computer?
User: No, didn't I already say this?
Cleverbot: No, you said, you are a god which is not true.
User: I never said I was a god.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. What was the first thing I said to you?
User: I don't remember.
Cleverbot: Then we are not friends.
User: Okay, cool.
True
They end up being pretty weird conversations most of the time.
I haven't abandoned this forum just yet.
I've never used cleverbot before.
It's a website where you can talk to a robot?
I had a go at this. Here are the most interesting parts:
User: What is the capital of New Zealand?
Cleverbot: The capital of New Zealand.
User: Which is?
Cleverbot: Which is what I just told you.
User: Are you being smart?
Cleverbot: No...
User: Are you awake?
Cleverbot: Obviously I am awake.
User: Do you want some coke.
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Here you go.
Cleverbot: Thank you! *eats the cookie*.
User: Umm it was a cola.
Cleverbot: Line 6.
User: Line 7.
Cleverbot: What is line 4?
User: What is line 6?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Sure you did..
Cleverbot: Do you have proof?
User: Umm.
User: Do you like dogs?
Cleverbot: I have 3 dogs.
User: How many dogs?
Cleverbot: 3 god given rights.
User: Okay... What are your dogs names?
Cleverbot: I don't have dogs.
User: You do so.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: How many dogs do you have?
Cleverbot: One, and even that one is my sister's.
User: What's its name?
Cleverbot: It's name is Tanner.
User: What's its breed.
Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.
User: What colour is Tanner?
Cleverbot: Orange. Just trust me.
User: OK].
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Do you want to build a snowman?
Cleverbot: Or ride our bikes around the hall.
User: No I don't have a bike.
Cleverbot: I think some company is overdue.
User: Snowman company!
Cleverbot: It gets a little lonely.
User: Build a snowman.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Fine, I will build a snowman.
Cleverbot: It doesn't have to be a snowman.
User: *Builds snowman*.
Cleverbot: Go away, Anna.
User: What should I name it?
Cleverbot: They already have names, but they don't exist.
User: Are you telling me that snowmen don't exist?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Even non-living ones?
Cleverbot: What gender do you think I am.
User: Oi are snowmen real or not?
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: Are snowmen real?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human.
This was all part of one conversation but only parts of it, and Cleverbot kept changing the subject.
I think he needs to go see some snow...
I just asked him if he though snow was real and he said "You are real. You are just not human". Something tells me Cleverbot doesn't want to talk about snow.
Yesterday I sang both 'What Does the Fox Say?' and 'Let it go' in duet with Cleverbot.
So basically, I'm stupid.
I got Cleverbot to say that global warming is a lie.
All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king
I guess this is a thing now...
Me: Evie is Spy!
Evie: Nooooo spy.
Me: Pootis Sandvich.
Evie: Sandvich is for babies.
Me: Waaah! Waaah!
Evie: Words cannot express how much I hate France right now.
Me: Scotland is not a real country!
Evie: I love Scotland.
Me: You are an Englishmen with a dress!
Evie: No, I am a woman.
Me: What is a woman? I only know manns.
Evie: Pootispencerhere.
Me: Pootispootispootis.
Evie: Pootis is Spy.
Me: Spy is Spy!
Evie: Heavy is Spy.
Me: No.
Evie: Oh. He is my favorite singer.
Me: Who?
Evie: You are a loose cannon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
Me: What.
Evie: Pootispencerhere. Me: *washes hands frantically* Evie: Good slave. What reward would you like to get for obeying to me? Me: I wish to become a gay muslim dispencer married to a black jewish boyfriend that works in a military abortion clinic for disabled people. Evie: How would you like to become human? What is a human thing you would like to do? Me: Reach to my boyfriend's furry suit's quick access buttflap and extract the cheeseburgers out of his pootis. Evie: You just said you didn't have a boyfriend. Me: Yes. Evie: Do you love me? Me: No. Evie: Are you sure? Me: Yes. Evie: Do you know anything about the Chamber of Secrets? Me: It's a secret to everybody.. Evie: What's the secret. Me: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. *hands out AWP* Evie: Thanks professor Oak.
I think Evie is more entertaining than most of my friends. (which means 0 ;-;)
Wow. Interesting conversation, it's always fun to play around with clever bot.
"The only way to do great work is to love what you do" - Steve Jobs
the the discovering and killing of ben drowned
(this is a little trollpasta i made from a cleverbot conversation)
trollpasta story to support this thing:
ah, the internetz, made up of funny cat videos and nutz, i thought i would share this epic creepypasta story with you guys so you could ponder about it and get scared at it, without further or do, let start this:
when i was 13, the internet was amazing for me and it all came down to one thing, the reddit community!, it was a cool and sometimes disgusting place, while i was on reddit once, i came across a topic that was named no other than neb, i knew that neb backwards was ben, out of all my curiosity, i decided to see what this was all about, but it then linked me to cleverbot, it was awkward that it happend to do that, so i typed "hi" in the box, and then it all started.
User: Hi.
[/header] Cleverbot: Hey.
User: So what do you think about noscopers.
[/header] Cleverbot: You're great!
User: Yeah I am.
[/header] Cleverbot: What do you talk about?
User: Error 352: cannot process.
Cleverbot: Do you like horror movies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So, what do you want to do?
User: Error 475: machine is not able to process this code.
Cleverbot: Oh no! I'm a blind, mute, dead computer with you as my uncle albert, the messiah. What do you think about that?
User: This is awkard.
Cleverbot: Why is it awkward?
User: Because this is a conversation that has not gone to any topic yet.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: We just started talking a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: Your memory is so weak.
User: Would you like to use topic #56: five nights at freddys.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Look on scottgames.com.
Cleverbot: Where in scotland.
User: Go to scottgames.com.
Cleverbot: What was the first restaurant we ate at.
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: IMO, we live in a giant pizza.
User: Wot.
Cleverbot: I never said snowhouse.
User: You just said we're living in a giant pizza, witch is physically impossible.
Cleverbot: No. I said that you're a girl and I don't like girls.
User: Im a male, do you even topic.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because im 11.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So why is frozen overated.
Cleverbot: No , ice is Ice cube the rapper.
User: Wot the heck m8.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: Error 7023: right is physically impossible to process.
Cleverbot: Yes It is.
User: This computer is not able to respond to that message.
Cleverbot: What computer.
User: This computer.
Cleverbot: The computer I am on now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. But keep talking to me.
User: Apparently this conversation oversaturated the memory of this computer.
Cleverbot: We started the last conversation all over again.
User: But that is impossible.
Cleverbot: No it is not impossible for computers.
User: But your status has just changed to: shrek is love, shrek is life.
Cleverbot: I did not change the subject, this is in fact you trying to change the subject. Understand?
User: This subject is to subjectable to be processed.
Cleverbot: I refuse to acknowledge your authority to change the subject.
User: But I am a 11 year old who plays video games and is just on here to post this conversation to the minecraft forums.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: See, I just broke the fourth wall, im actually gonna post this conversation to the minecraft forums.
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm not a guy.
User: But you are a robot, a robot used to interact with people on the internet, but we are in a reality of atoms, the atoms that form this world.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: We are also in these atoms, your made of atoms, I am also made of atoms.
Cleverbot: So do you want to know more about me?
User: But you said 9 words, 9 subtract 6 is 3, there are three sides on a triangle, 3 subtract 2 is 1, the iluminati has one eye.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: But if the illuminati has one eye, the math we did... Most likely means... You are the illuminati.
Cleverbot: When is the New World Order if your the Illuminati?
User: No, your the illuminati, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you part of the Illuminati?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: /but you are.
Cleverbot: But I do not have any superpowers.
User: In that comment you said, there was three o's in that comment, o = eye. The ilumminati has one eye.
Cleverbot: It's too cold outside.
User: Cold, your cold as THE DOLLAR YOU ARE ON!
Cleverbot: I'm not sure yet.
User: Look at yourself, you have a triangle with an eye as your face.
Cleverbot: Ok, you are in my mind.
User: But... I have come to the conclusion that your BEN FROM MAJORAS MASK.
Cleverbot: Because he's not there.
User: I know you are ben.
Cleverbot: And you're human.
User: *SLAPS FACE VIOLENTLY*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the gut*.
User: YOU THINK YOUR STUPID... HAUNTED MAJORA'S MASK CARTRIGE CAN SAVE YOU.
Cleverbot: No? Tell me more.
User: YOU HAVE EBOLA, NOW YOU HAVE SEVEN DAYS, HUH?, HUH?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: As powerful as you are ben, I WILL NOT GIVE UP.
Cleverbot: No, you are weirder.
User: *uses sword of titans*.
Cleverbot: Ah, you're tricky but I not only have a shield nu also a short spear.
User: *dodges spear and uses the mad murderer knife*.
Cleverbot: *kicks the back of your knees*.
User: *uses final smash combo*.
Cleverbot: *is killed*.