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Alright, I've accidentally lost my post about twice now, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You said "I am actually the dumb one? Even though I know far more advanced maths?". That first part essentially means "I'm not the dumb person here". That is gonna get under people's skin, because it means that somebody is the dumb one. That is the issue, and that's completely your fault, so stop defending your point and adding in all of this irrelevant fluff about what your point was 'supposed to be'. I'm not wrong because I can't read your mind. I'm not wrong for attacking what you said instead of what you mean. That's all your fault. What you're saying is that if what you said is different from what you meant, and I respond to what you said, I'm somehow attacking a strawman. That's your issue, just say what you meant to say and apologise for causing a misunderstanding. Why you're still trying to debate me and prove a point is beyond me.

No matter how many times you bring it up, I still don't give a toss about your disagreement with MysticRedLake. Do. Not. Care. Not relevant. No need to bring it up in a discussion with me.

A university student can be many times dumber than a high school student. You know that. You said:

"Explain to me. How is an university student not more intelligent than a high school student? The university student already finished high school. He/she has obviously more knowledge than high school student who didn't finish high school yet (leaving specific matters such as Latin and Economics out of this, of course)".

Yeah, a university student is way smarter, as long as you put a bunch of exceptions in brackets at the end. Just like how a rock is smarter than a human (leaving specific matters such as humans having a brain out of this, of course). Stupid me. You need to get out of the "well this person lived longer and has more experience and went to university so they're smarter" mindset". I still distinctly remember being in primary school (which goes up until about age 11). I was only young. I introduced my friends to this new concept I came up with, that maybe the teacher's aren't always right. Maybe they're not just smarter at everything. Obviously what I said was completely correct, I'd like to think most of us have figured that out by the time we hit that 11 year old mark. I'm in high school. Just because somebody has a degree in English literature or Geography or something stupid doesn't mean they're way smarter than me.

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I hope we can finish this now.

O wow yes, please. Just please.....

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I hope we can finish this now.

Sure. Maybe I'm a bit argumentative.

Anyway, wanna know a dumb thing someone said to lighten the mood? We got Biology results today. A question and somebody's answer (obviously roughly paraphrased, not exact wording):

Q: One time of tumour is a malignant tumour. What is the other type of tumour and how is it different?

A: The other tumour is a non-malignant tumour, it does the opposite of a malignant tumour.

11/10. If you don't know, the actual answer is a benign tumour, which is non-cancerous and so cannot spread cancer to other areas. Clearly, 'it does the opposite of a malignant tumour' is not an acceptable answer.

So this happened at my new school.

Some kid named Dylan(a name that commonly refers to someone who CAN'T STOP BEING ANNOYING) said he had a "Toxic Mario amiibo" and "Mario Maker on the 3DS" and i told him those didn't exist and he said, and i quote,

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|But it sounds true! and that makes it true |
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MOOOOOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOON

Funny, I don't even remember what my post was about...

Nor can I find it...

Yep. I'm dumb... You all are aswell! Except for umm... Don't remember.

One of my friends put a hat on backwards and said he was 'swagalicious'

"If the universe is "XXX" years old, why does the calender 2016? Duh! Checkmate!"

Whenever scientists or basically anyone who makes an argument for how old the universe is, I hear people say this all of the time. I had no idea so many people didn't understand the concept of BC and AD.

A student in social studies said this;

"England is Europe right?"

*holds pencil to his head*

Say that again.....

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ATM machine, hot water heater, when you ask somebody what time it is and they say a quarter after... ... nope that's it, just a quarter after, these people just friggin assume that you look at the clock all damn day or something, WELL I ASSURE YOU, I DO NOT HAVE A CLOCK TAPED TO MY FACE, I MEAN REALLY; A QUARTER AFTER WHAT? I JUST ASKED YOU WHAT TIME IT WAS, NOT FOR A DAMN RIDDLE!.... PIN number, "oh Metallica, that's a good rock (cringing as I type here...) band" No it's not, it's heavy metal dammit, minecraft should be played THIS WAY! not THAT WAY!, guns kill people (I laugh so hard whenever I hear that, well if that's true, then we should ban cars and ice fishing, and tall buildings, and tornados, and.. oh wait am I hurting your feelings? Well, I just checked, we're out of damns to give.), some dork-ass in 1981: "hey let's put on makeup and play guitar and stuff, and make music about drugs, booze, and chicks, nevermind that it actually sucks ass and doesn't have any real meaning!", save the wolves, ok yeah this is what you are saving folks: https://gyazo.com/174e54a9357e6c5ea37c2e50ca652c73 (click at your own risk, you may crap bricks because of the epic cuddliness of this cute little wolfy pooh.). K, I think I'm done for now, if I come up with anything else, I'll let ya know.

The assertion that everything specified in this post is the dumbest things ever said.

I thought this was pretty funny too. Another person that doesn't understand how years work. (shudders)

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"If you're in the desert, there's no use for water. It just makes you hotter."

I think that's actually too ridiculously stupid to be true of hearing that from someone.... You just made that up, right?

*Morgan freeman on the picture*

Wait isn't that Nelson Mandela? I thought he was dead

Coming from Confucius; «What you know, you know. What you don't know, you don't know. That is true wisdom.»

I feel like this is pretty dumb, especially coming from one of the greatest eastern philosophers.

I remember reading something that this really dumb Christian woman said. It goes something like this (I read it over a month ago, this is not exactly how she put it): "If these dinosaur bones are real, why aren't they dirty? And why must they need to be held together by wires? Real bones don't need wires. Plus they would be dirty."

Someone apparently doesn't know about soap and just how bones work.

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I remember reading something that this really dumb Christian woman said. It goes something like this (I read it over a month ago, this is not exactly how she put it): "If these dinosaur bones are real, why aren't they dirty? And why must they need to be held together by wires? Real bones don't need wires. Plus they would be dirty."

Someone apparently doesn't know about soap and just how bones work.

Coming from a religious guy, that is the dumbest thing I've seen in a while.

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Bass guitar is the dumbest instrument ever, you never hear it in the song

Do you even listen to Tool? Or Green Day? Or by song, do you just mean the garbage that Miley Cyrus puts out?

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That reminds me.

Just look up 'Evolution' on Youtube. Click a video. Check the comments.

They are overflowing with ignorance. And many things said there count as 'dumb things' as well.

Did what you said... I think I've just been made slightly dumber