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"AHHHHHHHHH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!!!"

Killer: OH MY GOD!

"TELL THE CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!"

Kids: Daddy!

"AHHHHHH"

Killer: AHHHHHH

Kids: AHHHHH

*Cake splats*

Play epic music at my funeral!

YOLO!!*prays*PLZ Notch not the ghasts!!!!

Me: Why ... why must you have done this?

Killer: Because my friend, you're to sexy to be on earth!

Me: You're right .......

*dies*

But then I took an arrow to the-*beaten to death by the entire Internet*

"I'll miss you, bacon."

Bye.

Quote from Ramona

Bye.

*Certified badass death*

Get me a dozen bacon donuts, a large pizza covered in bacon, and a plate of bacon nachos. Wait what you don't give bacon to people in the hospital..... NOOOOOOO!!!

I'm a Timelord

I would fake me dying, have a friend ask 'is anybody here a doctor?' If yes, he would say 'well you're a nerd!' And we would high five
Or I would say stfu and let me die in peace
Or 'give my wife these blocky diamonds!!!'
Or 'SHAUN!!!!!!!'
Or just before I died I would shout and run to my death 'FOR SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!'

my last words would probally be
"Luke... I am your father"

I was hoping something deep and philosophical, but in reality it's probably going to be more like "What does this button do?"

Quote from EpicBuilder333

I'm a Timelord

Your avatar ... so much win

Quote from FireHazard128

Drowning is more like: "Blu blu blu."

Something like, "Send me to be researched on by science. Cremation and burial are too primitive." *Dies singing the USSR's national anthem of 1977.*

I don't want to go!

'... one more hit...'

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!!!! CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!