We've all had 'one of those days' where you just do not want to go to school (bad luck to those who are homeschooled) and you will do almost anything to get out of going.
Simply, when these days arrive, what do you try do?
I usually go for the most unoriginal, unprovable excuse.
'I have a headaaaache'
And convincing my mum to let me stay home is extremely hard so... sometimes I would purposely make it obvious that it 'hurt', and if needed, do stupid things like walking into walls. it doesn't really work anymore. I don't really try nowadays anyway, no point.
I just don't go. Honestly, for some classes, I don't even need to attend to get a good grade. The professor basically just tells us to read out of the book, which can easily be done any time I feel like doing it.
"Mum I can't go to school, this morning when I got up I did a back flip out of bed like I usually do, but I went a bit too far and circled the Universe, during that time I didn't seem to go very fast, thus meaning I couldn't use Black Holes to slow down time, which meant now I am a few billion years old and cannot go to school as I should of left school a few billion years ago, sorry, but I need to go to sleep."
I usually miss an extra week of school before or after March break.
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