We've all had 'one of those days' where you just do not want to go to school (bad luck to those who are homeschooled) and you will do almost anything to get out of going.
Simply, when these days arrive, what do you try do?
I usually go for the most unoriginal, unprovable excuse.
'I have a headaaaache'
And convincing my mum to let me stay home is extremely hard so... sometimes I would purposely make it obvious that it 'hurt', and if needed, do stupid things like walking into walls. it doesn't really work anymore. I don't really try nowadays anyway, no point.
I just don't go. Honestly, for some classes, I don't even need to attend to get a good grade. The professor basically just tells us to read out of the book, which can easily be done any time I feel like doing it.
I usually miss an extra week of school before or after March break.
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"But mom today we're doing nothing but making sex jokes in health, using Google Translate to find French swear words in French, and listening the history talk teacher talk about her life."
My excuse in college was "class was cancelled". It usually wasn't, but they never checked.
I lied to my parents, but they wouldn't accept "the professor doesn't count attendance and I could use the time to work on my homework", which was usually the truth.
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The source of my intention isn't really crime prevention; my intention is prevention of the lie! Yeah, welcome to the Scatman's world!
Simply, when these days arrive, what do you try do?
I usually go for the most unoriginal, unprovable excuse.
'I have a headaaaache'
And convincing my mum to let me stay home is extremely hard so... sometimes I would purposely make it obvious that it 'hurt', and if needed, do stupid things like walking into walls. it doesn't really work anymore. I don't really try nowadays anyway, no point.
We got a 5 day weekend though, thursday, friday, the weekend, and today. Back to school tomorrow:(
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If i dont feel like going to school that day i just slowly go downstairs and tell my mum my stomach hurts.
If she doesnt belive me i just run to the bathroom and upchuck.
Im friggin weird.
At least I was honest.
I would just start a fight with someone and they would send me home...
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Makes things harder for people like me, who actually suffer from regular, crippling headaches.
I was being very honest when I said that.
I lied to my parents, but they wouldn't accept "the professor doesn't count attendance and I could use the time to work on my homework", which was usually the truth.
The source of my intention isn't really crime prevention; my intention is prevention of the lie! Yeah, welcome to the Scatman's world!
I just don't go to school for that day
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