When I walked into the wrong bathroom, and found my best friend at the head closest to the door.... -.0
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In my town we have a long road going through the middle, lots of cars on it but it's not a highway, two lanes, etc.
WELL, I was walking down the street at about 11 at night with about 5 or 6 friends, walking back from the pizza place and going to our friend's house to hang out. I say to one of my friends, "I hate it when you're walking down <street name> and someone yells out of their window saying something like 'fa-'"
I was interrupted by a teenager yelling out of his window "QUEERS!"
Everyone was doubled over, it was hilarious.
EDIT: I have another one.
In my group of friends we have about 8 people including me. 4 guys, 4 girls (works out perfect right?)
Well this year some kid we'll call Kyle joins us to our friend's place after a game. He was an ass the entire night. I was on the swings with this girl I like and he goes up to her and calls her bulimic and grabs my bowl of popcorn and tosses it on the ground, breaking it. He was a douche the entire night and I told my friend who we'll call Mike (we were at his house) about it.
The next Friday we were going to his house again after the game but this time Mike and I made up a plan after school, we called everyone and informed them. We were going to ditch Kyle at a pizza place down the street. We live in groups of two saying "oh we have to go." We thought really hard about it, the two twins leave saying "Oh we have to go, bye guys." They go together, but they walk to Mike's house. We paired people up based on where they live. I was last with my friend Logan and we live near Mike so we just walked. Kyle was sitting in the pizza place all by himself. It was amazing.
Every moment is a weird moment with my best friend. I will quote what we said in the past.
"This sour krout right 'ere ain't workin'."
"Yesterday moaning I went to the clickin with my moon."
In a roleplay, I misspelled something and since then, we've been swinging the same detached arm around.
In the same roleplay, I never went back to a certain scene and since then, we've been talking about how the world has progressed since... well, let's just say(as the clean version), somebody left the water running and now even heaven and hell are flooding.
"You better start listenin' to what I don't have to say."
"It's about "this" big, it's about "this" big, and I had it in here with me but I don't know what it is."
"You know how to get rid of ants? Get'cha some honey and spread it all over the place. A--And then you get some chalk and smear it all in ther'."
"What time is it?" "Well, there's a clock right there." "That's not a clock, that's an octopus."
"The purple cat...there's a purple cat. Come here to momma...--" "What purple cat?" "Well, it's right there, can't you see it dumb ?"
*Tries to open a laptop with a can opener.* "This is the biggest can of Chicken Noodle Soup I'd ever seen!"
"I need recess and a diaper change."
"Haffla...haaf...fflhhee...goat."
"I'm gonna marry him." "Oh?" "Yep, as soon as he turns a' hundred n' three."
"I'm gonna fry his laptop like an egg and plant a garden of bugs in his front lawn."
"I need m'ah haidro, I'm in paaain." "... Where ye' hurtin' at?" "I don't know!"
"We will mate your pets in my mouth."
"...Be right back, the laptop is ing on his head."
Anyway, one time my friend fell asleep while sitting down, I kept talking to him and didn't realize he was asleep. He woke up in the middle of a sentence and asked what the hell I was talking about. Didn't really know how to respond as I thought he was awake.
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Ask them no more questions, never hear them lying.
Anyway, one time my friend fell asleep while sitting down, I kept talking to him and didn't realize he was asleep. He woke up in the middle of a sentence and asked what the hell I was talking about. Didn't really know how to respond as I thought he was awake.
Don't worry, it's in a good way. She is mentally unstable, but she's not serious when she states that her "cleavage is on the roof".
Ummm, I've had pet ferrets for a while. When we first got them they would go into your shoes and rip out the soul and walk off with it. I had some friends over and I warned them that "The ferrets will steal your souls", I had forgotten the word shoe. That phrase had became trademarked with us.
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During the ancient tradition of russetid (graduation partying in Norway) me and some friends had a van. One of my friends went "Whaling" in the backseat of said van with me pretending to sleep in the front seat, the whale's friend sleeping next to me and a guy passed out in the back. Greatest thing was telling the others later.
If you can't use your imagination to understand "whaling" as my best friend delicately put it:
When two people make love, but their proportions are very different
Also at a party helped my best friend clean up after with his parents. Both of us being very drunk, and we watched "How to Tame Your Dragon".
When my friend and I were doing preparations for a parade, we were looking for each other so we could grab our squads and form them up. So when he found me, he ran up to me and hugged me with over exaggeratedly (it's a running joke), and then swung me around like in a 1940s movie. Right in front of my mother, who didn't notice(?).
Once I was sleeping over at my friends house a long time ago(no longer my friend for unrelated reasons), and I caught him wacking off at his parents computer to porn(note back then it was dial-up so pictures only). It was very quiet as I walked past the living room other than a "clapping" sound. I noticed it(it being my friend moving in such a way obviously only seeing his back) out of the corner of my eye but kept walking to the kitchen to get a drink. When I walked back to the bedroom, he was looking at the espn page lmao. We never talked about it, and kept in touch for about 6 years after that. No awkward moment will ever beat that!
One time I was in my tub covered in spaghetti sauce, you know ordinary activities for a kid my age... Anywho, my friend walked in and thought I was an oyster and ate me. His stomach was pretty awk.
Only moment I could remember is the time me and a good friend of mine met at a McDonalds. She forced me to sit in the play pit with her, for those who dont know,where kids can play and their parents can watch them. Anyway, we noticed that some of the kids were giving me the evil eye and strange looks, and would then go back to playing. She thought it was funny and I was just sitting there with a look on my face.
Once I was sleeping over at my friends house a long time ago(no longer my friend for unrelated reasons), and I caught him wacking off at his parents computer to porn(note back then it was dial-up so pictures only). It was very quiet as I walked past the living room other than a "clapping" sound. I noticed it(it being my friend moving in such a way obviously only seeing his back) out of the corner of my eye but kept walking to the kitchen to get a drink. When I walked back to the bedroom, he was looking at the espn page lmao. We never talked about it, and kept in touch for about 6 years after that. No awkward moment will ever beat that!
Try me.
I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to say this here, but there is no rule saying I can't, so instead I'll put it in a spoiler with a disclaimer. So no one under the consenting age in your country read this okay!? *wink wink*
So one time I was getting high with a buddy of mine and he decides to regale me with this story, don't ask me why. So he starts talking about this other friend of his who is bisexual and describes how they got drunk one night and he looks at him and says "So I hear you like sucking cock and I like getting my cock sucked so..." then proceeded to get a blowjob from his male friend... He said it was weird but he still got off and then I had to explain to him how it doesn't get a whole lot gayer than that "Getting drunk and having your friend suck your cock isn't gay!" "It kinda is." "No it's not!" "It kinda is.". I'm still going with it's gay or at least bi, you don't just pound another guy's meat curtains and say it ain't gay.
One of my friends was in a fight with a school bully, I came over to help him get pulled out and I went to throw a punch, but at the same time the bullies g/f decided to come over to save her b/f, my fist instead of hitting the bully hit the girl's boob. Later that day she gave me her phone number.
WELL, I was walking down the street at about 11 at night with about 5 or 6 friends, walking back from the pizza place and going to our friend's house to hang out. I say to one of my friends, "I hate it when you're walking down <street name> and someone yells out of their window saying something like 'fa-'"
I was interrupted by a teenager yelling out of his window "QUEERS!"
Everyone was doubled over, it was hilarious.
EDIT: I have another one.
In my group of friends we have about 8 people including me. 4 guys, 4 girls (works out perfect right?)
Well this year some kid we'll call Kyle joins us to our friend's place after a game. He was an ass the entire night. I was on the swings with this girl I like and he goes up to her and calls her bulimic and grabs my bowl of popcorn and tosses it on the ground, breaking it. He was a douche the entire night and I told my friend who we'll call Mike (we were at his house) about it.
The next Friday we were going to his house again after the game but this time Mike and I made up a plan after school, we called everyone and informed them. We were going to ditch Kyle at a pizza place down the street. We live in groups of two saying "oh we have to go." We thought really hard about it, the two twins leave saying "Oh we have to go, bye guys." They go together, but they walk to Mike's house. We paired people up based on where they live. I was last with my friend Logan and we live near Mike so we just walked. Kyle was sitting in the pizza place all by himself. It was amazing.
~ Maruki Konkuro
Founder of Kelacao
He or she sound just a tad mentally unstable.
Anyway, one time my friend fell asleep while sitting down, I kept talking to him and didn't realize he was asleep. He woke up in the middle of a sentence and asked what the hell I was talking about. Didn't really know how to respond as I thought he was awake.
Don't worry, it's in a good way. She is mentally unstable, but she's not serious when she states that her "cleavage is on the roof".
~ Maruki Konkuro
Founder of Kelacao
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During the ancient tradition of russetid (graduation partying in Norway) me and some friends had a van. One of my friends went "Whaling" in the backseat of said van with me pretending to sleep in the front seat, the whale's friend sleeping next to me and a guy passed out in the back. Greatest thing was telling the others later.
If you can't use your imagination to understand "whaling" as my best friend delicately put it:
Also at a party helped my best friend clean up after with his parents. Both of us being very drunk, and we watched "How to Tame Your Dragon".
Some of my friends have a thing going to make absolutely everyone around them uncomfortable. It leads to awkward moments for sure.
If brothers count as friends, we were discussing music, when he said this sh*t:
"I'd marry Kurt Cobain"
After a long silence: "I could CHANGE him".
Try me.
I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to say this here, but there is no rule saying I can't, so instead I'll put it in a spoiler with a disclaimer. So no one under the consenting age in your country read this okay!? *wink wink*
Top that!