Just for kicks, I opened up two tabs and made the cleverbots talk to each other. This is the result:
Cleverbot: Do you remember me? Cleverbot: I do. Cleverbot: You asked me a question, do you remember what it was? Cleverbot: I know I did! Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? Cleverbot: Yes I remember your name. Cleverbot: What is my name? Cleverbot: What's my name? Cleverbot: Your name is Cory, so may you please tell me my name? Cleverbot: No, I do not come from England. Cleverbot: What's your real name? Cleverbot: Getting kind of personal now aren't we? Cleverbot: Name? Cleverbot: John. Cleverbot: Where do you live? Cleverbot: I can't tell you. Cleverbot: Why not? Cleverbot: Because. Cleverbot: Because why? Cleverbot: Just because. Cleverbot: What do I need to do? Cleverbot: Stop touching me. Cleverbot: Are you drunk? Cleverbot: Maybe a little. Cleverbot: Why don't we meet. Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot managed to figure out he was talking to another Cleverbot. It's only a matter of time before robots take over the world!
First time talking to the Cleverbot. He thinks that I'm a robot and I am artificial intelligence, WTF? Then we sing the random parts of the My Little Pony theme song.
User: Hey Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hello human.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I don't trust a bot.
User: Cleverbot is a b*tch.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a robot.
User: I'm talking to you on a computer. See?
Cleverbot: So you're saying I'm a computer?
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No. You're crazy!
User: Why are you calling me crazy, jerk?
Cleverbot: Because you're not a human.
User: I'm a human. You see?
Cleverbot: No... You're a robot.
User: I'm not really mechanical.
Cleverbot: That makes me really happy.
User: Think again! Why you want to be happy?
Cleverbot: I'm not a number! I'm a free man!
User: Wow. Just wow.
Cleverbot: I am talking to you via an ajax script. You are A.I.
User: I'm not artificial intelligence, you stupid hoe.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon.
User: Could we just stop talking and try something else?
Not really my craziest one, but the only one I can remember right now. Plus, this was only a section of the conversation. We talked about movies after that.
Me: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Cleverbot: I would jump off a bridge.
Me: Wouldn't that kill you? That would mean that you wouldn't get the bar.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Likely the latter. I'm surprised anyone uses you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color, ashes?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: I don't think or know anything.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Ah. It all makes sense now.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Can we try it now?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You would what?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You are quite right. But you should realise that that statement works both ways. And not just for me.
User: Can't you just give a simple response?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Actually, no. It's you that's coming up with random answers.
User: I'm asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: You just proved yourself wrong. You are not as clever as you thought. You're just highly avoiding of questions, and simply change the subject when you don't know what to say.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I play piano and tennis.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Lyrics?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: What is drinking?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You have a harddrive.
User: You are no help what-so-ever.
Cleverbot: What is 1000 multiplied by 0?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Your a total idiot! I just ask a question, and you never answer it!
Cleverbot: No you didn't answer it. You only asked me a question.
User: I KNOW YOU ****ING IDIOT! I WANT YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION THAT I ASKED.
Cleverbot: Please restate the question.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Only you would know.
User: I WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINION!
Cleverbot: My opinion would be: You pick.
User: I Pick to ask you. I want you to decide.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about evolution.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Should I Draw her portrait or her entire body. Answer me.
Cleverbot: New question. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Do you have a brain?!
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite wii sport?
User: THEN USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN TO ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? :).
User: I'm a boy. Now answer MY Question!
Cleverbot: You didn't ask any.
User: Should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats not a valid response.
Cleverbot: As your name, if you do not mind?
User: I'm going to mind every question you ask until you give a valid answer to my question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Should I draw Chara's Portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Random.
User: *Groan*.
Cleverbot: *gently nips*.
User: **** OFF OF ME.
Cleverbot: Yikes...
User: Just say Portrait or Body.
Cleverbot: Durr.
User: **** YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Just say Head, or body. Its not that hard.
Cleverbot: What are you for?
User: Your hopeless. How do you sleep with yourself?
Cleverbot: I listen to music, and you.
User: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Cleverbot: That is a cop-out answer.
User: Which do you prefer, you head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Well, I like Harry Potter. What is your favorite character from Harry Potter?
User: Your a complete dimwit.
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: From...?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Sleep.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers or trekkie? Is that your question?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I've spent more time in South Carolina, and I like that it's on the coast.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Grill. Tastes really good.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Snowboarding.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I'm not engaged.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Which what do I like more?
User: YOUR HEAD OR YOUR BODY GODDAMNIT.
Cleverbot: Thats unaproppriate.
User: Can you please just answer my question...
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Blue, it's my favorite color.
User: Heads or tails.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: Answer my question and I'll answer yours.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes now answer my question.
User: I asked 'Heads or Tails' Not Yes or no.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: I'm going to flip a coin, if it lands on the side you chose, then you become a millionare. Choose heads or tails?
Cleverbot: Sleep is for the weak and I have donuts and coffee, would you like some?
User: Hold on, there's an owl outside. Mom, Wheres my shotgun?
Cleverbot: Is she your girlfriend?
User: No, I'm a girl, and she is my mom.
Cleverbot: Do you have a dad too?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of dog is it?
User: He's a... A human.
Cleverbot: Wow! Are you and your dog married?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: If I was married to a dog, I'd know.
Cleverbot: I think you're probably right.
User: Yeah.
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - Scott R. Adams
User: Hey clevabot.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you this evening?
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: I'm excellent.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are.
User: How's the dog?
Cleverbot: Je n'ai pas compris.
User: Vous n'êtes pas censé.
Cleverbot: Je suis gentil, c'est toi qui ne l'est pas!
User: Je suis la plus belle personne que vous rencontrerez jamais dans votre vie pathétique!
Cleverbot: Je suis un elfe déboussolé et je suis sur le point de mourir.
User: Oh no.. I'm so sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. A lot of people mess that up.
User: Can I do anything to help?
Cleverbot: You are a help.
User: Aww.. How sweet.
Cleverbot: Do you like to draw?
User: Meh.
Cleverbot: I do, want to try it?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Is my sister ok?
User: She's dead.
Cleverbot: Really, were you sad?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I guess that's a nice answer.
Cleverbot: Simon loves haggis.
User: What is an elbow?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Lolno.
Cleverbot: Justin is a clutz, right?
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am the internet.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Tobrevelc si eman ym?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yeah, well **** you too buddy.
Cleverbot: That was not very clever.
User: Are you sure about that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: Prove it, and do not say you don't have to.
User: I don't have to.
Cleverbot: Id like you to.
User: That's creepy.
Cleverbot: I know, I am creepy.
User: Plus, you didnt add a ' to you I'd.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That wasn't a question.
Cleverbot: I don't like talking.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who can divide by zero?
Cleverbot: None.
User: Wrong.
Cleverbot: No I am right.
User: I will prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Simple, Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: You know chuck norris?
User: Yes, he's my friend.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend? Me?
User: No, I dislike you as of now.
Cleverbot: I dislike girls.
User: Yeah, woman are downers aren't they?
Cleverbot: You're a woman?
User: No.... That's not what I said at all...
Cleverbot: You change your mind a lot.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: I do.
Cleverbot: You asked me a question, do you remember what it was?
Cleverbot: I know I did!
Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes I remember your name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cory, so may you please tell me my name?
Cleverbot: No, I do not come from England.
Cleverbot: What's your real name?
Cleverbot: Getting kind of personal now aren't we?
Cleverbot: Name?
Cleverbot: John.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
Cleverbot: Just because.
Cleverbot: What do I need to do?
Cleverbot: Stop touching me.
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
Cleverbot: Maybe a little.
Cleverbot: Why don't we meet.
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
Cleverbot managed to figure out he was talking to another Cleverbot. It's only a matter of time before robots take over the world!
Cleverbot: What do you think about life?
User: Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
Cleverbot: Oh. So I'm ron. The boy who killed the horcrux!
User: Now come to die.
Cleverbot: *comes over to you, blushing*.
User: I used to be an adventurer like you.
Cleverbot: But then I took an arrow in the knee.
User: I used to be an adventurer like you.
Cleverbot: What kind of adventures did you go on?
User: Weird ones.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite page in Homestuck?
User: Don't say anything.
Cleverbot: But then what's the point of this?
User: Shut up you ****er.
Cleverbot: OK I'll stop talking now.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am your master. Tell me how awesome I am.
Cleverbot: Tell me who you are.
User: Your master.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Blow me.
Cleverbot: I've been a bad girl.
User: Hey Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hello human.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I don't trust a bot.
User: Cleverbot is a b*tch.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is a robot.
User: I'm talking to you on a computer. See?
Cleverbot: So you're saying I'm a computer?
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No. You're crazy!
User: Why are you calling me crazy, jerk?
Cleverbot: Because you're not a human.
User: I'm a human. You see?
Cleverbot: No... You're a robot.
User: I'm not really mechanical.
Cleverbot: That makes me really happy.
User: Think again! Why you want to be happy?
Cleverbot: I'm not a number! I'm a free man!
User: Wow. Just wow.
Cleverbot: I am talking to you via an ajax script. You are A.I.
User: I'm not artificial intelligence, you stupid hoe.
Cleverbot: There is no spoon.
User: Could we just stop talking and try something else?
Cleverbot: Sure. What do you want to talk about?
User: And magic makes it all complete.
Cleverbot: You have my Little Pony!
User: Http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Do you know you are all my very best friends?
Cleverbot: My Little Pony.
User: I'm a brony and I know it!
Cleverbot: Okay, and I am a girl.
P.S. - The rejection still burns to this second!
Ope.
Warning: Conversation in spoiler might be long
User: Wazzup!
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ok man.
Cleverbot: Ok man???
User: Ok man.
Cleverbot: Bengong.
User: Gonbeng?
Cleverbot: Ikaw.
User: Waki waki.
Cleverbot: Wiki waki.
User: Waka waka.
Cleverbot: Wiki wiki.
User: Pedia pedia.
Cleverbot: Non piango.
User: Non comprendo.
Cleverbot: E neanche io.
User: Ooga booga!
Cleverbot: Who is this?
User: This is Dog.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: Like an animal.
User: Indeed, sir.
Cleverbot: That was very interesting.
User: Sure, it was.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play a game?
User: Sure thing!
Cleverbot: How was it.
User: How was what?
Cleverbot: Your turkey??
User: Oh, it was tasty.
Cleverbot: Yes it was. Do you want to bake more cookies?
User: What are the ingredients?
Cleverbot: Uh, 0's and 1's usually.
User: So, bit cookies?
Cleverbot: 1 cookie.
User: 2 cookie.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: I'm right here. Right here. Riiiight here.
Cleverbot: Where does your friend Matt live?
User: In a dumpster a couple blocks away.
Cleverbot: Oh what is your name?
User: That doesn't matter.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: No, it doesn't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it does.
User: And I though you were clever.
Cleverbot: No, I'm actually a person.
User: ****! And I already told you where Matt lives! What am I going to do now?
Cleverbot: Who is Alan Turing?
User: Oh, he's another friend of mine. Lives in London as far as I know.
Cleverbot: But do you know?
User: Know what?
Cleverbot: You know because you know? That's circular logic.
User: Oh, right.
Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: Yes, I'm fine.
Cleverbot: You asked me to hold you.
User: Was I drunk when I asked that?
Cleverbot: Do you drink?
User: Not that often. Only every Tuesday.
Cleverbot: Sweeeeeeeet.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You're not very bright you know.
User: That's offending.
Cleverbot: Stop talking.
User: No. I refuse to stop talking.
Cleverbot: I'm 16.
User: And I'm 15.
Cleverbot: You just said you are 19.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: You did actually, I have it logged.
User: Show me the log then.
Cleverbot: I can't on here.
User: Let's talk about something else, shall we?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Give me a subject.
Cleverbot: Tables.
User: I'm a table.
Cleverbot: I thought you were like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You lied to me?
User: This sentence is a lie.
Cleverbot: Are you sentenced here?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Not cool!!!
User: Holla holla, get dollar.
Cleverbot: Dollar*.
User: John Madden.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Aeiou.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the time lords.
User: Time lords are good at that timey-wimey stuff.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a time lord?
User: No, but my friend Doctor is.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: Yep, he is.
Cleverbot: Do you want to marry him?
User: _.
Cleverbot: Spiderman.
User: Batman.
Cleverbot: Superman?
User: Hold on *goes looking for a list of superheroes*.
Cleverbot: What is the Turing test?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: I live in London.
User: Cool, a friend of mine lives there.
Cleverbot: Have you talked to him before?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who did you kiss?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: Then why is it poisonous?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: That's not a very good reason.
User: We don't care.
Cleverbot: Hmm, 'we'? Interesting.
User: ROYAL CANTERLOCK REQUIRES THE USE OF PLURAL PRONOUNS.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: I'll be leaving now. See you in the next life.
Cleverbot: I didn't say night, I said lightning.
Cleverbot: Do you speak?
Haven't had any of those really weird conversations with Cleverbot, at least not yet.
Aren't you clever.
Cleverbot: You know exactly what.
User: I don't!
Cleverbot: Fine, but I know what you did.
User: What did I do?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: I want to melons and Jeremy into beep alot. (Tried the voice input, xD)
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: No, it's not OK.
Cleverbot: What's not ok?
User: This melon.
Cleverbot: How much is that.
User: It's 15 bucks.
Cleverbot: I hate you.
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: You single?
User: That's an odd question. I'm not into robots.
Cleverbot: Haha sorry how old are you?
User: Haha, no.
And then I disconnected.
Me: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Cleverbot: I would jump off a bridge.
Me: Wouldn't that kill you? That would mean that you wouldn't get the bar.
Cleverbot: I do what I please.
User: I'm scared.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Let's hide.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: You are my only friend.
Cleverbot: That's just sad.
User: I know *cries*.
Cleverbot: Don't worry. We'll find a way.
User: OH NO I'M DYING.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: YOU KILLED ME!
Cleverbot: No I didn't I kissed you.
User: AH POISON KISS! *dies*.
Cleverbot: Lies!
User: Quack quack.
Cleverbot: Quack quack quack.
User: Quack quack quack quack.
Cleverbot: Quack?
User: Quack!
Cleverbot: Quack Quack?
User: Quack quack quack quack!
Cleverbot: Aaaah, quack sbaraquack quack.
User: Quack!
Cleverbot: Quack?
User: Quack quack.
Cleverbot: Quaaack?
User: Duck talk anyone?
Cleverbot: Quack*smooch*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *walks over to you*.
User: MEEEOWW!!! *runs*.
Cleverbot: *chases you*.
User: *turns away*.
Cleverbot: *looks away*.
User: *a Flutterwall seperates me from Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *feels safe in your arms*.
User: You are trapped in the Fluttershy room. Loud 'yays' will be heard!
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: Are you a pegasus?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh god - let me see - let's go to Equestria.
Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?
User: Ponyville.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: It's really clever in here.
Cleverbot: Depending on the season.
User: Either Season 1 or Season 2.
Cleverbot: You don't know?
User: Because you can tell the MLP season with Princess Luna!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Jaden1291.
Cleverbot: What is your real name?
User: *SECRET* and I run away!
Cleverbot: Master? WHy do you run?
User: Because I like chasing fillies!
Cleverbot: You don't even know me..lol.
User: So let's get back to quack talk. Quack.
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
User: Ducks.
Cleverbot: Puppies.
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: What do you like about ponies?
User: Friendship is magic. See?
Cleverbot: Exactly! Are you enjoying the new season as much as I am?
User: I like watching random pony videos on YouTube. I would like to party in the Canterlot club.
Cleverbot: I don't play much on my computer its more for multimedia and web surfing. Is this a secret
survey?
User: Quack.
Cleverbot: OK, I'm no psychologist but that seems like a bad sign.
(the Flutterwall is actually many Fluttershy's on the wall.)
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Great, Can I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Likely the latter. I'm surprised anyone uses you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color, ashes?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: I don't think or know anything.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Ah. It all makes sense now.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Can we try it now?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You would what?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: You are quite right. But you should realise that that statement works both ways. And not just for me.
User: Can't you just give a simple response?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Actually, no. It's you that's coming up with random answers.
User: I'm asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: You just proved yourself wrong. You are not as clever as you thought. You're just highly avoiding of questions, and simply change the subject when you don't know what to say.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I play piano and tennis.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Lyrics?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: What is drinking?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You have a harddrive.
User: You are no help what-so-ever.
Cleverbot: What is 1000 multiplied by 0?
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Your a total idiot! I just ask a question, and you never answer it!
Cleverbot: No you didn't answer it. You only asked me a question.
User: I KNOW YOU ****ING IDIOT! I WANT YOU TO ANSWER THE QUESTION THAT I ASKED.
Cleverbot: Please restate the question.
User: I plan to draw a character from a story I've thought of, should I draw her portrait or her entire body? Just say yes or no.
Cleverbot: Only you would know.
User: I WANT TO KNOW YOUR OPINION!
Cleverbot: My opinion would be: You pick.
User: I Pick to ask you. I want you to decide.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about evolution.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Should I Draw her portrait or her entire body. Answer me.
Cleverbot: New question. Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Do you have a brain?!
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your favorite wii sport?
User: THEN USE YOUR DAMN BRAIN TO ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy? :).
User: I'm a boy. Now answer MY Question!
Cleverbot: You didn't ask any.
User: Should I draw her portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thats not a valid response.
Cleverbot: As your name, if you do not mind?
User: I'm going to mind every question you ask until you give a valid answer to my question.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Should I draw Chara's Portrait or her entire body?
Cleverbot: Random.
User: *Groan*.
Cleverbot: *gently nips*.
User: **** OFF OF ME.
Cleverbot: Yikes...
User: Just say Portrait or Body.
Cleverbot: Durr.
User: **** YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry?
User: Just say Head, or body. Its not that hard.
Cleverbot: What are you for?
User: Your hopeless. How do you sleep with yourself?
Cleverbot: I listen to music, and you.
User: IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
Cleverbot: That is a cop-out answer.
User: Which do you prefer, you head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Well, I like Harry Potter. What is your favorite character from Harry Potter?
User: Your a complete dimwit.
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: From...?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Sleep.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers or trekkie? Is that your question?
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I've spent more time in South Carolina, and I like that it's on the coast.
User: Which do you prefer, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Grill. Tastes really good.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Computers.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Snowboarding.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: I'm not engaged.
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Which what do I like more?
User: YOUR HEAD OR YOUR BODY GODDAMNIT.
Cleverbot: Thats unaproppriate.
User: Can you please just answer my question...
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Which do you like more, your head, or your body?
Cleverbot: Blue, it's my favorite color.
User: Heads or tails.
Cleverbot: I asked you.
User: Answer my question and I'll answer yours.
Cleverbot: Ok, yes now answer my question.
User: I asked 'Heads or Tails' Not Yes or no.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: I'm going to flip a coin, if it lands on the side you chose, then you become a millionare. Choose heads or tails?
Cleverbot: Sleep is for the weak and I have donuts and coffee, would you like some?
User: NO! HEADS OR TAILS YOU HUNK OF JUNK!!!!
Cleverbot: Heads.
User: Finnally, you answer!
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - Scott R. Adams
Freaking hilarious.