So there was this fly sitting on a branch, you know. And in the river below if there was this trout looking up at the fly. And while he was sitting there looking at the fly the trout thought to himself: "MMhMMM, if that fly dropped six inches down to the next lower branch I'd have me a good lunch!"
Well, unbeknownst to the fish there was a bear on the shore looking at the trout. Looking at the fly, then the fish the bear thought to himself: "Now, if that there fly dropped another good six inches and this here fish jumps to get it, I'll have me a good lunch!"
Now, there was also this hunter down a ways in his blind in the tree. Looking at the bear and the river he says quietly to himself: "If that fly drops six inches, that trout'll jump to get it. And then that bear will move over just enough to for me to get a good shot!"
Now, there was also a piece of cheese in the hunter's pocket. A particularly good piece of cheese a little mouse wanted. Thinking to himself, this mouse said: "If that fly drops six inches, then the trout'll jump letting the bear get him. And when the bear moves this chump will lean forward to get off a shot. And when he does, this cheese is all mine!"
You may also want to know there was another purveyor of this scene. From across this river a bobcat sat in his tree watching the scene. Thinking to himself the cat purred: "If that fly drops six inch-"
However, he never finished his thought for a fell in the water. Now there's a lesson here you should know. And what's this lesson? That if the fly drops six inches then the ***** gets all wet.
Two people were discussing metahumor when they walked into a bar.
One says to the other, "You know, it would be horribly cliche for something of note to happen to us right now."
The other man replies back, "Stop with the discussion and help me! I really hurt my head walking into that bar!"
Oh wait you asked for jokes and not just awkward confusion crap
So there was this fly sitting on a branch, you know. And in the river below if there was this trout looking up at the fly. And while he was sitting there looking at the fly the trout thought to himself: "MMhMMM, if that fly dropped six inches down to the next lower branch I'd have me a good lunch!"
Well, unbeknownst to the fish there was a bear on the shore looking at the trout. Looking at the fly, then the fish the bear thought to himself: "Now, if that there fly dropped another good six inches and this here fish jumps to get it, I'll have me a good lunch!"
Now, there was also this hunter down a ways in his blind in the tree. Looking at the bear and the river he says quietly to himself: "If that fly drops six inches, that trout'll jump to get it. And then that bear will move over just enough to for me to get a good shot!"
Now, there was also a piece of cheese in the hunter's pocket. A particularly good piece of cheese a little mouse wanted. Thinking to himself, this mouse said: "If that fly drops six inches, then the trout'll jump letting the bear get him. And when the bear moves this chump will lean forward to get off a shot. And when he does, this cheese is all mine!"
You may also want to know there was another purveyor of this scene. From across this river a bobcat sat in his tree watching the scene. Thinking to himself the cat purred: "If that fly drops six inch-"
However, he never finished his thought for a fell in the water. Now there's a lesson here you should know. And what's this lesson? That if the fly drops six inches then the ***** gets all wet.
Whats brown and sticky? a stick!
Whats a deer with no eyes? No eye Deer!
What is a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye Deer!
Where are you going this summer? *person replies* Well i'm Going to roman here! (sounds like romania)
What did the gamer say to the cow on the roof? get down or i'll make you moooooooove!
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
I need to be able to remember it.
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Well, unbeknownst to the fish there was a bear on the shore looking at the trout. Looking at the fly, then the fish the bear thought to himself: "Now, if that there fly dropped another good six inches and this here fish jumps to get it, I'll have me a good lunch!"
Now, there was also this hunter down a ways in his blind in the tree. Looking at the bear and the river he says quietly to himself: "If that fly drops six inches, that trout'll jump to get it. And then that bear will move over just enough to for me to get a good shot!"
Now, there was also a piece of cheese in the hunter's pocket. A particularly good piece of cheese a little mouse wanted. Thinking to himself, this mouse said: "If that fly drops six inches, then the trout'll jump letting the bear get him. And when the bear moves this chump will lean forward to get off a shot. And when he does, this cheese is all mine!"
You may also want to know there was another purveyor of this scene. From across this river a bobcat sat in his tree watching the scene. Thinking to himself the cat purred: "If that fly drops six inch-"
However, he never finished his thought for a fell in the water. Now there's a lesson here you should know. And what's this lesson? That if the fly drops six inches then the ***** gets all wet.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
One says to the other, "You know, it would be horribly cliche for something of note to happen to us right now."
The other man replies back, "Stop with the discussion and help me! I really hurt my head walking into that bar!"
Oh wait you asked for jokes and not just awkward confusion crapViolets are blue
I can't rhyme
Refridgerator
My DeviantArt, so sexy
How the hell am i supposed to remember that
"How the hell" was he supposed to know you had to be able to remember the joke if you didn't say so in your initial post?You added some information to the first post, so this is no longer necessary.
There fixed.
It's called the get the basic gist you ninny. Not taking it word for word.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
Whose fixed?
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Some of them don't make much sense.
Refrigerators.
Made me laugh....
Why'd the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling *crummy*...
Ope.
I think you mean:
"A dog with his arm in a sling walked into a bar and said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
or
"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Yeah thats fine lol
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