The stupidest thing I heard recently was when I was playing ice hockey. One of my teammates was getting off the ice, and as he sat down he told me "jeesh the ice is really slippery today."
This was in an adult league too...
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I recently went on Youtube to try and convince people of that. 2 videos I'm blocked from and counting.
People are afraid of, and can't handle the Truth.Off the top of my head i think things that fanatical Christians and idiotic Atheists argue about towards another are pretty damn stupid..
"Ur satanic demun child goin 2 hell!@!3q23434"
"God doesn't exist because science hasn't found proof of God"
On a religious video that was very nice and polite on YouTube, I saw this:
"U SUX LOLOL UR MOM SHOULD;VE ABORTED UR FETUZ LOLOL" Idiot 1
"U IS DEMON" Idiot 2
"GO TO HEII" Idiot 1
"Everybody stop. Enjoy the video." Poster
"LOL NO YOLO LLOLOLO I;m so funeeh" Idiots 1,2&others
"*pulls out pistol slowly* All of you. GET OFF MY LAWN. *bang bang*" Me
"If the Big Bang really happened, why aren't there any pictures?"
"There is no scientific evidence of evolution."
"Dinosaurs are a myth."
"Bronies are pedophiles." Usually said by someone who openly watches just about any other cartoon.
"My laptop is slow, but it can't be a virus. I've got 6 antivirus programs!"
"How do I go to Google?"
"Where is the 'any' key?"
"Google Chrome is stupid because it gets more viruses than Internet Explorer." Seriously. Someone said that to me.
"Google keeps a record of everything you do on your PC and blackmails people with it." I feel a need to dispell this widely held belief: Google retains only the data you sync with your Google account, whatever you upload to a Google service, and basic statistics and demographic info about you, namely age, gender, and a short list of topics you search for often.
"If I get a bigger hard drive, will my PC be faster?"
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Off the top of my head i think things that fanatical Christians and idiotic Atheists argue about towards another are pretty damn stupid..
"Ur satanic demun child goin 2 hell!@!3q23434"
"God doesn't exist because science hasn't found proof of God"
I agree completely. I am a borne and raised Baptist Christian, yet many of my friends are atheist. We discuss religion and philosophy like gentlemen and ladies, quietly, respectfully, and generally agreeing to disagree.
"bloody Marie" refers to queen Marie the 1st so in a sense she was real
she known as bloody Marie because she would drink the blood of young virgins because she thought it would keep her young forever
I was on the bus today and I over heard a conversation between a man and a woman, who was pregnant. The man asked how many children she was having, and she said three. He asked how many are boys. She said none. Then he said
"How many are girls?"
I was on the bus today and I over heard a conversation between a man and a woman, who was pregnant. The man asked how many children she was having, and she said three. He asked how many are boys. She said none. Then he said
"How many are girls?"
Hmm, usually people who pull out of their ass any cockamamie excuse to hate a type of music or movie or what have you.
They could never say "I just don't Like it." Noooo ... thats too soft. Without that not-so-well-thought-out reason; they just won't be able to stop people from enjoying anything.
Oh, and the horse crap that vegans come up with is astounding! It's almost like they are a religious cult.
I myself being a user of the paleolithic diet, or the Caveman Diet, just can't believe what these guys will say to convince you about not eating animals, I feel sorry for how depressed they must be all the time to come up with all the dreary and dark thoughts about the punishments of eating meats and things.
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
::Quote from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
As a Brazilian, I can say that is complete bullcrap.
Agreed.
Don't go on YouTube for intelligent life.
This was in an adult league too...
Agreed. There was a big argument in my grade whether American really blew up the Twin Towers. Of course they didn't! Why the hell would they?
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You know. The social norm of a comeback or a whitty remark, even though I just want to ram a railroad spike through their temple.
People are afraid of, and can't handle the Truth.Off the top of my head i think things that fanatical Christians and idiotic Atheists argue about towards another are pretty damn stupid..
"Ur satanic demun child goin 2 hell!@!3q23434"
"God doesn't exist because science hasn't found proof of God"
"U SUX LOLOL UR MOM SHOULD;VE ABORTED UR FETUZ LOLOL" Idiot 1
"U IS DEMON" Idiot 2
"GO TO HEII" Idiot 1
"Everybody stop. Enjoy the video." Poster
"LOL NO YOLO LLOLOLO I;m so funeeh" Idiots 1,2&others
"*pulls out pistol slowly* All of you. GET OFF MY LAWN. *bang bang*" Me
"I just downloaded more RAM for my computer."
"If the Big Bang really happened, why aren't there any pictures?"
"There is no scientific evidence of evolution."
"Dinosaurs are a myth."
"Bronies are pedophiles." Usually said by someone who openly watches just about any other cartoon.
"My laptop is slow, but it can't be a virus. I've got 6 antivirus programs!"
"How do I go to Google?"
"Where is the 'any' key?"
"Google Chrome is stupid because it gets more viruses than Internet Explorer." Seriously. Someone said that to me.
"Google keeps a record of everything you do on your PC and blackmails people with it." I feel a need to dispell this widely held belief: Google retains only the data you sync with your Google account, whatever you upload to a Google service, and basic statistics and demographic info about you, namely age, gender, and a short list of topics you search for often.
"If I get a bigger hard drive, will my PC be faster?"
I agree completely. I am a borne and raised Baptist Christian, yet many of my friends are atheist. We discuss religion and philosophy like gentlemen and ladies, quietly, respectfully, and generally agreeing to disagree.
EDIT: Oops. Sorry for the double-post. :/
she known as bloody Marie because she would drink the blood of young virgins because she thought it would keep her young forever
I help out when I can.
So having an opinion means you're stupid? Please.
"How many are girls?"
...
Hey, they could be hermaphrodites.
They could never say "I just don't Like it." Noooo ... thats too soft. Without that not-so-well-thought-out reason; they just won't be able to stop people from enjoying anything.
Oh, and the horse crap that vegans come up with is astounding! It's almost like they are a religious cult.
I myself being a user of the paleolithic diet, or the Caveman Diet, just can't believe what these guys will say to convince you about not eating animals, I feel sorry for how depressed they must be all the time to come up with all the dreary and dark thoughts about the punishments of eating meats and things.
Their behavior must be because of a POOR DIET.
::Quote from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes