Friend 1 keeps bitching about how a guy dumped her, but she got over him. She continues to contradict this by posting the same thing every day with a word or two switched around.
Friend 2 doesn't do anything productive. She just keeps posting status updates that either say "Just hanging out with my friennndddsss" or a few lyrics to a song that she doesn't understand followed by a hashtag or "HMU".
Friend 3 keeps posting "Dear ____,
Omg ur such a scumbag and i dun need you anemore i hate u and everything about u ive found a new guy and i know its true luv and nothing can change it hope your life is happy haha sarcasm give me confidence"
~Name here
And what about the males? We use the chat feature and have fairly interesting discussions... although that's probably because we don't have "open-letters" to each other in the form of statuses that NOBODY ELSE CARES ABOUT, so we actually have decent conversations. I'm not saying that all girls are stupid on Facebook, I think I just have bad luck
I'm tired of hearing these things:
"omgggg!!!! life sux!!!!!"
"I HAVE **** TO GIVE U ON FARMVILLE TAKE PLZ"
or my favorite:
"my kids are such assholes sometimes D:<"
your daughter commented: "mom D:"
Because on Facebook, the groups who focus on topics I like are filled with idiots who can't properly spell, use grammar or have any kind of reason to back up whatever they're saying.
Facebook is boring. There's nothing to do and you only have crap games . Besides, my friends and I have Skype. That way, we can play good games while actually talking.
Somalia. Because it puts the ARRRR in anarchy! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOH.
Friend 2 doesn't do anything productive. She just keeps posting status updates that either say "Just hanging out with my friennndddsss" or a few lyrics to a song that she doesn't understand followed by a hashtag or "HMU".
Friend 3 keeps posting "Dear ____,
Omg ur such a scumbag and i dun need you anemore i hate u and everything about u ive found a new guy and i know its true luv and nothing can change it hope your life is happy haha sarcasm give me confidence"
~Name here
And what about the males? We use the chat feature and have fairly interesting discussions... although that's probably because we don't have "open-letters" to each other in the form of statuses that NOBODY ELSE CARES ABOUT, so we actually have decent conversations. I'm not saying that all girls are stupid on Facebook, I think I just have bad luck
"omgggg!!!! life sux!!!!!"
"I HAVE **** TO GIVE U ON FARMVILLE TAKE PLZ"
or my favorite:
"my kids are such assholes sometimes D:<"
your daughter commented: "mom D:"
yeezy taught me
But don't worry it's only because every girl (I know) is there.
If you know what I mean.
Well... maybe a second thought on the Creeper comment xD
Must be the end of the world.
Hopefully it's not GLaDoS.
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