Maybe if you all weren't so nerdy and didn't look like neckbeard autists, people wouldn't spread lies about you. You wierdos are just here for every normal person's amusement.
So I herd u was a fag...
HAY EVRY1! DIS GUY IS A FAG
Once a rumour was spread that I was bisexual
Another was that when I was in year 2 (wtf?) I was in a gay sex orgy with 10 other kids.
One time some jackass spread a rumor that I was making out with some guy after school. Not a huge deal, but for a month or two, it was constant harassment.
in grade 7 seven some guy said i shot his knee and since when were you a girl?
I've gained a whole load of rumors, but I fended them off by laughing it off and turning it into a harmless joke. Stupidest rumor was that I raped a car right in the exhaust pipe. All I could say was "HEY!...That car was hot!" I said it in an "I was kidding" tone as obvious as I possibly could.
Someone spread a rumor that I beat up a black belt in karate with a crow bar, some guy came and almost stabbed me, he pushed me to the ground, as I slowly crawled backward I grabbed a fist full of dirt, threw it in his face and ran. I had no idea who that person was, but when I asked the black belt he acted all strange, and I could sense a tinge of sarcasm when he said "I have no clue what you're talking about." (this all happened because I made fun of him for having a walking cast for a year and a half.)
So I herd u was a fag...
HAY EVRY1! DIS GUY IS A FAG
Once a rumour was spread that I was bisexual
Another was that when I was in year 2 (wtf?) I was in a gay sex orgy with 10 other kids.
If not that, I was a hippy. And I was totally fine with that, because they got something right.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
People were saying i was born in a bathroom.
Really, no one starts rumors about me because I am a tank.
It's funny because I actually am bisexual. The rumor-starter was unaware of this, of course...
That guy was myself
Believe me, there probably are.
My DeviantArt, so sexy
I got these hacked legendaries from a friend.