R3GARDLAS OF DA GME C3RTANE BHAVIOURS R UNIEVRSALY ANCOURAEGD OR DISCOURAEGD IN MULTI-PLAEYR VIEDO GMAS!1!111!1 WTF LOL CHEATNG SI ALMOST NEV3R AC3PTABLE UNL3S AL PLAEYRS AGRE IT SHUD B ALOW3D AS IT CAUESS DA GME 2 BCOME UNFARE AND D3TRACTS FROM TEH 3NJOYMANT OF LEGITIMAET PLAEYRS!1!!!1 OMG LOL IN GMAS INVOLVNG COMUNICATION BTWEN PLAEYRS IT SI CONSIEDR3D IMPOLIET 2 BRAG AND GLOAT ABOUT ONAS ACOMPLISHMANTS THOUGH THES SI MOR3 AC3PTABLA IN SOME GMES THAN OTH3RS!11!1!!!1 WTF LOL IN GMAS WH3R3 MOST COMUNICATION BTWEN PLAEYRS SI THROUGH TEXT ITS USUALY CONSIEDR3D RUDE 2 TYP3 IN AL CAPS!11!1!11! LOL CMPNG IN GM3S SUCH AS FIRST-P3RSON SHOTERS SI G3N3RALY A L3GITIMAET STRAETGY THOUGH SOMA PLAEYRS CONSIEDR IT 2 B UNFARE OR BAD MANERS[1][2]
IN!!111!!1! ANY GMA PLAEYRS R GENARALY 3NCOURAEGD 2 B POLIET AND COURT3OS 2 ON3 ANOTHER AND AVOID AXCESIEV PROFANITY AND TRASH TOK!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL PLAEYRS R ALSO 3XP3CT3D 2 B FREINDLEY AND WELCOMNG 2 N3WCOMARS AND REM3MBR TAHT THEYRE LAK OF SKIL OR UND3RSTANDNG OF TEH GME SI ONLEY DUA 2 THERE LAK OF AXPEREINCE WIT DA GME!1111!1 ITS ALSO A GENERALY AC3PTED RULE TAHT A GMAS EVENTS AND OUTCOMAS SHUDNT B TAEKN P3RSONALY BY TEH PLAEYRS[3]
[3DIT]VARIATIONS!!!!!!!1 OMG BTWEN GMES
IN MOST GMES ITS CONSIEDRED BAD MANERS 2 QUIT BFORE TEH GM3 HAS ENDAD ESP3CIALY IN GMES WH3R3 A PLAEYRS DISCONECT WIL TRIG3R A SPIEK IN LAETNCY WHICH CAUESS TEH OTHAR PLAEYRS 2 HAEV 2 WATE!1!!! HOWEV3R IN OTHAR GMES SUCH AS STARCRAFT I DA OPOSIET SI TRUA ITS CONSIEDRED BAD MAN3RS 2 STAY IN A GM3 AFTER A CL3AR VIC2R HAS B3N D3CIEDD B/C TEH VIC2RY R3QUIERMENT 2 D3STROY AL OF AN OPONANTS FORCES SI SEN AS A WAST3 OF DA PLAEYRS TIEM!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL HOWEVER IN GMES WHERE L3AVNG AARLEY SI ENCOURAEGD DA PLAEYR SI OFT3N STIL 3XP3CTAD 2 SAY G OR GOD GM3 BFOR3 L3AVNG FALEUR3 2 DO SO CAN B CONSIEDRED BAD MANARS[4]
IN!1!!1 WTF GMES INVOLVNG CIRCUMSTANC3S WH3RE MANY PLAEYRS NED 2 MET AT AN AGRED-UPON TIEM SUCH AS IN A RADE IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT ITS CONSIEDR3D BAD ETIQU3TE 2 SHOW UP LAET OR LEAEV TEH COMPUTER DURNG A GME WITHOUT TEH CONSANT OF TEMMAETS[5]!!!!1!!1! OMG
I ran the OP through it three times. This is what I got:
SO BROWSNG FAECBOKS NU FATURA TEIMLEIN IT ALOWS U 2 SE AL DA POSTS U HAEV MA3D IN DA PAST1!!1!11!1!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL I HAV FOUND TAHT I WAS AN OBNOXIOS KID AND NOW MA3NTAEN A MORA CYNICAL ATITUDA1!111!!11!1!11!!!!!! LOL LOL WTF LOL AND BOY DO I F3L BT3R
ANYWAY111!!111!11!! OMG WTF LOL LOL TAHT 2PIC SI FOR ANOTHAR T3IM11!1!1!11!!!! WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WHEIL I WAS ON TAIML3IN I FOUND TH3S FROM LAST U1111!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL S3 THES SI A TRANSLA2R11!11!111!1!1!1!! LOL OMG WTF LOL THAS TRANSLA3TS WUT U SAY IN2 TAHT OF AN ONLAIN 12 YEAR OLD1111!1!!1!11 OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL NOW KEP IN MIND 3V3RY T3IM I GO ON T3H FORUMS THAS SI DA TYP3 OF **** I S31!111!1!!1!1!!!1 LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF
NOW NAXT T3IM BFORA U POST MA3K SUR3 2 POST IT IN HARA FIRST11!1!!11!11111!!!1!1!1 OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL B/C IF IT DOASNT TURN OUT LEIK DA RASULT TH3N UR GOD!!!1111111111!111!111!11111!1!!11!!11!11!1111!11!!111!!1!!!1!1!!1!1!1! WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF
TRANSLATORCEPTION.
Then I decided to run it through many, many more times. Be warned, you may want to shoot yourself after reading this:
SO BROWSNG FACBOKS NU FATURA TMAL3IN IT ALOWS U 2 S3 AL DA POSTS U HAV MA3D IN DA PAST1111!1!1111!1!11!1111!111!11 WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL I HAV FOUND TAHT I WAS AN OBNOXIOS KID AND NOW MA3NTA3N A MORA CYNICAL ATITUDA11111!1!!11!!!11!1! WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL LOL OMG LOL LOL WTF LOL AND BOY DO I F3L BT3R
ANYWAY11111!1!1!!!1!1111 OMG WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL TAHT 2PIC SI FOR ANOTHAR T3IM11!111!!!11111!1!1!!11!1!!!1! OMG OMG OMG OMG WTF OMG OMG OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WHAL I WAS ON TMAL3IN I FOUND TH3S FROM LAST U1111!!11!!1!11 WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL S3 TH3S SI A TRANSLA2R111111!1!!!11!11! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL THAS TRANSLA3TS WUT U SAY IN2 TAHT OF AN ONLA3N 12 YAR OLD11!1111111!1!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL NOW K3P IN MIND 3V3RY T3IM I GO ON T3H FORUMS THAS SI DA TYP3 OF **** I S3111!!11!1!!!!!111! LOL LOL OMG OMG OMG LOL OMG OMG OMG LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF
NOW NAXT T3IM BFORA U POST MA3K SUR3 2 POST IT IN HARA FIRST111!1!11!1111!1!1!11 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL B/C IF IT DOASNT TURN OUT LA3K DA RASULT TH3N UR GOD1111!11!!!!!11 WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF
I HIGHLEY DOUBT TAHT THES WIL RILLY WORK A MACHIEN SI UNABLA 2 TRULEY UND3RSTAND DA COMPL3XITEIS OF LANGUAEG 3NOUGH 2 ACURAETLEY TRANSLAET A SENTANCE OR PHRAES IN2 SOMATHNG TAHT CUD B WRITAN BY ANOTHER AEG GROUP
I just thought of something amazing to translate... brb
edit: ok here's the author's comment from chapter 6 of the My Imortal fanfic (aka worst fanfic ever)
here it is BEFORE translation...
STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
and here it is AFTER...
S2P FLMNG!11!!! WTF IF U FLM IT MENZ UR A PREP OR A POSR!1111! DA ONLEY RESON DUMBLED3OR SWOR SI COZ HE HAD A H3DACHE K AN ON TUP OF DAT H3 WUZ MAD AT DEM 4 HAVNG SEX!11111!11 LOL PS IM NUT UPDATNG UMTIL I G3T FIEV GOD REVOIWS!11!11!!! OMG LOL
edited again:
Sorry but I just had to do more from this :tongue.gif:
Before:
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
After:
I MAY B A HOGWARTS STUDANT.!!1!1!11!1!111!1!1 WTF HARGIRID PAUESD ANGRILEY!!11!1!! BUT IM ALSO A SATANIST!111! OMG WTF LOL
THES THREAD MAED MA GIGLE I ALMOST CRAPAD MYSELF WH3N I SAW WUT IT WUD TRANSLAET STUF IN2!!1111 OMG WTF LOL IMM JUST GLAD TAHT IMM A 12 Y3AR OLD WIT GOD GRMMAR AND WHO SPELS EV3RY WORD RIGHT AND NOT DA WAY ITS POSTED NOW!11!11!1 OMG B/C ITS TRANSLAETD SO HAHA!!11!1 WTF LOL
Translation: This thread made me giggle, I almost crapped myself when I saw what it would translate stuff into. I'm just glad that I'm a 12 year old with good grammar, and who spells every word right, and not the way it's posted now. Because it's translated, so haha.
H3LO!!1!1!!11 LOL IM FROM TEH FUTURA!1!!!1! WTF I HAEV COMA 2 TEACH PROPER GRMMAR AS ACORDNG 2 OUR MOD3RN CIVILIZATION 10 YEARS FROM NOW!!1!11! WTF LOL
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I have removed my bug signature since most of my threads are spammed with "I tried squishing the bug on my screen!" ...sigh...
Fox got the genius idea of running our warning PM's through it so here's mine. :biggrin.gif:
H3LO U WARNNG LAV3L HAS BAN INCR3AESD BY ON3 POINT B/C U SPMM3D WIT THES POST WHICH NOW HAS BAN REMOVED FROM PUBLIC VEIW
IF U GAT ANOTHER WARNNG FOR AN INFRACTION OF DA FORUM RUL3S U PROBABLEY END UP WIT A POSTNG SUSPENSION!11!11 LOL RAFER 2 TEH GLOBAL RUL3S FOR SUSP3NSIONS AT 3ACH WARNNG LEVEL AND 2 U WARNNG STATUS FOR ANY PENALTY U MIGHT HAEV GOT3N!!111 LOL PLZ RAFAR 2 TEH RULAS WHEN POSTNG U CAN RAVEIW THEM HERA
THANK!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL U FOR UR COP3RATION AND HAEV A NIEC DAY!!1111!!1 LOL )
Wow. This thing is great!
Also, more Wikipedia,
The worst kinds are the ones who know they do it yet continue anyway.
N3MO LYRIS
ARTIST(BAND)NIGHTWISH
THIS SI MA FOR FOREVAR
ON3 OF DA LOST ONAS
TH3 ONE WITHOUT A NMA
WITHOUT AN HON3ST H3ART AS COMPAS
THIS SI ME FOR FOREV3R
ONE WITHOUT A NM3
THASE LIENS TEH LAST END3AVOUR
2 FIND DA MISNG LIEFLIEN
O HOW I WISH
FOR SOTHNG RANE
AL I WISH SI 2 DR3M AGANE
MY LOVNG HAART
LOST IN TEH DARK
FOR HOPE ID GIEV MAH 3VERYTHNG
MY FLOWER
WITH3RAD BTWEN
TH3 PAEGS TWO AND THRE
THE ONCE AND FOREV3R BLOM GONE WIT MAH SINS
WOK TEH DARK PATH
SLEP WIT ANGALS
CAL DA PAST FOR HELP
2UCH ME WIT UR LOVA
AND REVAAL 2 ME MAH TRUA NMA
O HOW I WISH
FOR SOTHNG RANE
AL I WISH SI 2 DREM AGANE
MY LOVNG H3ART
LOST IN TEH DARK
FOR HOPA ID GIEV MAH EVERYTHNG
O HOW I WISH
FOR SOTHNG RANE
O HOW I WISH 2 DREM AGANE
ONCE AND FOR AL
AND AL FOR ONCA
N3MO MAH NME FORAV3R MORE
NAMO SALENG HOM3
NEMO LATNG GO
O HOW I WISH
FOR SOTHNG RANE
AL I WISH SI 2 DR3M AGANE
MY LOVNG H3ART
LOST IN TEH DARK
FOR HOPE ID GIEV MAH 3VERYTHNG
O HOW I WISH
FOR SOTHNG RANE
O HOW I WISH 2 DREM AGANE
ONCE AND FOR AL
AND AL FOR ONCE
NAMO MAH NME FOREV3R MOR3
NM3 FOR3VER MORA
Good way to butcher... well anything really
ANYWAY111!!111!11!! OMG WTF LOL LOL TAHT 2PIC SI FOR ANOTHAR T3IM11!1!1!11!!!! WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WHEIL I WAS ON TAIML3IN I FOUND TH3S FROM LAST U1111!!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL S3 THES SI A TRANSLA2R11!11!111!1!1!1!! LOL OMG WTF LOL THAS TRANSLA3TS WUT U SAY IN2 TAHT OF AN ONLAIN 12 YEAR OLD1111!1!!1!11 OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL NOW KEP IN MIND 3V3RY T3IM I GO ON T3H FORUMS THAS SI DA TYP3 OF **** I S31!111!1!!1!1!!!1 LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF
NOW NAXT T3IM BFORA U POST MA3K SUR3 2 POST IT IN HARA FIRST11!1!!11!11111!!!1!1!1 OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL B/C IF IT DOASNT TURN OUT LEIK DA RASULT TH3N UR GOD!!!1111111111!111!111!11111!1!!11!!11!11!1111!11!!111!!1!!!1!1!!1!1!1! WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF
TRANSLATORCEPTION.
Then I decided to run it through many, many more times. Be warned, you may want to shoot yourself after reading this:
ANYWAY11111!1!1!!!1!1111 OMG WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL LOL TAHT 2PIC SI FOR ANOTHAR T3IM11!111!!!11111!1!1!!11!1!!!1! OMG OMG OMG OMG WTF OMG OMG OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WHAL I WAS ON TMAL3IN I FOUND TH3S FROM LAST U1111!!11!!1!11 WTF LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL S3 TH3S SI A TRANSLA2R111111!1!!!11!11! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL THAS TRANSLA3TS WUT U SAY IN2 TAHT OF AN ONLA3N 12 YAR OLD11!1111111!1!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG WTF LOL NOW K3P IN MIND 3V3RY T3IM I GO ON T3H FORUMS THAS SI DA TYP3 OF **** I S3111!!11!1!!!!!111! LOL LOL OMG OMG OMG LOL OMG OMG OMG LOL OMG WTF WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF
NOW NAXT T3IM BFORA U POST MA3K SUR3 2 POST IT IN HARA FIRST111!1!11!1111!1!1!11 WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF OMG LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL B/C IF IT DOASNT TURN OUT LA3K DA RASULT TH3N UR GOD1111!11!!!!!11 WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL WTF
I!1!1!!!! OMG STAND COR3CTED!1!1!1!11 WTF
Oh god I laughed so hard.
I love it.
Swedish House Mafia is a good band, you should listen to it sometime.
Did you know, I have a blog thingy?
edit: ok here's the author's comment from chapter 6 of the My Imortal fanfic (aka worst fanfic ever)
here it is BEFORE translation...
STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
and here it is AFTER...
S2P FLMNG!11!!! WTF IF U FLM IT MENZ UR A PREP OR A POSR!1111! DA ONLEY RESON DUMBLED3OR SWOR SI COZ HE HAD A H3DACHE K AN ON TUP OF DAT H3 WUZ MAD AT DEM 4 HAVNG SEX!11111!11 LOL PS IM NUT UPDATNG UMTIL I G3T FIEV GOD REVOIWS!11!11!!! OMG LOL
edited again:
Sorry but I just had to do more from this :tongue.gif:
Before:
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
After:
I MAY B A HOGWARTS STUDANT.!!1!1!11!1!111!1!1 WTF HARGIRID PAUESD ANGRILEY!!11!1!! BUT IM ALSO A SATANIST!111! OMG WTF LOL
...no noticeable change there.
IMM SORY MAH GOD SIR BUT TEH POINTS U R MAKNG R UTERLEY UNFOUNDAD AND BORD3RLIEN RIDICULOS
!!1!!!!!! WTF
Darn, I was hoping for "LOLZ U R RETARDED WTF GTFO!!!!1!!!!"
I suppose this thing obviously has to have its limits, and the one it gave me is still pretty hilarious.
EDIT: I decided to do it again.
Hello, forums. My name is ImThat1Guy. Nice to meet you!
H3LO FORUMS!11!!1!! WTF MAH NM3 SI IMTAHT1GUY!11!!111 OMG WTF NIEC 2 MET U!!11!1! OMG
Translation: This thread made me giggle, I almost crapped myself when I saw what it would translate stuff into. I'm just glad that I'm a 12 year old with good grammar, and who spells every word right, and not the way it's posted now. Because it's translated, so haha.
I!!!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL DONT REMAMBR PUTNG BACON THERA
!!!111! OMG
This is too fun.
H3LO U WARNNG LAV3L HAS BAN INCR3AESD BY ON3 POINT B/C U SPMM3D WIT THES POST WHICH NOW HAS BAN REMOVED FROM PUBLIC VEIW
IF U GAT ANOTHER WARNNG FOR AN INFRACTION OF DA FORUM RUL3S U PROBABLEY END UP WIT A POSTNG SUSPENSION!11!11 LOL RAFER 2 TEH GLOBAL RUL3S FOR SUSP3NSIONS AT 3ACH WARNNG LEVEL AND 2 U WARNNG STATUS FOR ANY PENALTY U MIGHT HAEV GOT3N!!111 LOL PLZ RAFAR 2 TEH RULAS WHEN POSTNG U CAN RAVEIW THEM HERA
THANK!!!!11! OMG WTF LOL U FOR UR COP3RATION AND HAEV A NIEC DAY!!1111!!1 LOL )
Venit, quessit, induravit.