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Despite your assumption, I have the highest amount of respect for authority. I actually wanted to become a police officer but failed the IQ test when I arrived on time at the correct building.
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How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
"Let me be ready so that when the war comes, and there's some impossible thing you need done, you can call me in and say, Bean, I need you to do something to slow down this army for a day, and I've got no troops anywhere near there. And I'll say, Are they drawing water from a river? Good, then let's give their whole army dysentery for a week. That should slow them down. And I'll get in there, get a bioagent into the water, bypass their water purification system, and get out. Or do you already have a waterdrugging diarrhea team?”
"Oh man, the happy music!" - NakaTeleeli in Let's Play EDGE
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage in Mythbusters
"You know, all you need to do is ju- OH MY GOSH, WHAT WAS THE HECK WAS THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT?" - JoshJepson in Let's Play Rayman 2: The Great Escape
"I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee." - a comment on Tjorna's piano transcription of the Skyrim theme
"Nonono! I said don't glitch! I just said don't glitch and it glitched! What the heck!"
"Did you die?"
"Happy face!" - JoshJepson and somebody-else-whose-name-I-can't-remember in Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine
"NO! IT'S A TRICK! IT'S A TRICK! THE SUBMARINE IS A TRICK!" - JoshJepson in Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine
"He got crushed by the spikes moving up!"
"Slow claps, begin!"
*clap* *clap* *clap* - ProtonJon, chuggaaconroy and NintendoCapriSun in Let's Play Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Subspace Emissary)